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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Moola posted:

"Oh that? It's just my model of a hosed up anime girl with a huge rear end orgasming as she stabs a tomatoman and cuts her tit off; why do you ask?"

Well nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a big titty woman stabbing a sack, right? Right?

:cripes:

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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Weirdo posted:

Well, whales are said to have descended from mammalian-quadrupeds :engleft:

So that creature is likely some freakish missing link in the evolution of whales.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Have you guys seen Robot Jox?

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Nov 5, 2012





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Nov 5, 2012




Soulfucker posted:

Awaken, my masters!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

thespaceinvader posted:

I'd give good odds that the guy doing these watches 'If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device' - these look just like the weird custodes.

They're pretty great.

You mean Fabulous Custodes.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





So what am I looking at? Is it a tooth monster made out of teeth?

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Nov 5, 2012





Man, the Gorillaz Phase 4 is looking great!

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




I'm sure Scottish people are distantly related to scrunts.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




SynthOrange posted:

Horse pyjamas!

That Skyrim DLC is better than horse armor!

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Shadeoses posted:

Some miniatures need it more than others.



Nice.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Need a new Dreadnought? Why not Zoidberg?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




"Even in death I still woop woop woop!"

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




JcDent posted:

"Tyrant-san, Hivemind-sensei is away, but don't be sad, I can be your koibito!"

On unrelated, more pathetic news:



Apparently some people were arguing how celestially animated warrior spirits/spirit animated armor/whatever the celestials are can blow a horn with a metal mask - and it turned out that the painter had missed the chin opening, and painted it gold.

drat them all.

EDIT: Lol, heraldor.

It looks like he's peering through a telescope.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




EVIR Gibson posted:

I think it looks like his horn is totally clogged and he is checking what the hell clogged it up.

"Sigmar drat it, there's another thunderbee stuck in my horn! This is the third time it happened this week!"

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Vampire Counts? Bretonnia? Lizardmen? Tomb Kings?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




JcDent posted:

I seriously thought that was a Thunder Warrior head from Armor Through the Ages.

At least the chimera commander I had didn't have the sunglasses, but a techno visor with bits sticking out.

EDIT: Friday's edition of My Army Costs More Than Your Car:

Deadpool themed IG Army ft. FW Elysians, Chimeras with Chapterhouse wheels, unhealthy amount of Tauroses and a paintjob that's way too good.

Whoever has that Deadpool army is most likely an insufferable person IRL.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Geisladisk posted:

That dude's hammer is a Khorne icon that is also on fire :megadeath:

It's cool but it's also kind of stupid because Age of Sigmar.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Shakenbaker came up with the perfect for that Tau monstrosity.

Shakenbaker posted:

Mid-life Crisis Suit.

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Nov 5, 2012





From this angle, it looks Culexus dude is spreading his buttcheeks for Mr. Eversor. :heysexy:

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Chance II posted:

I tried sculpting a Clayface mini for my Heroclix crew and he came out a lil' scrunty.




A true Clayscrunt would be made of poo poo, not clay. :colbert:

(It looks fine).

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Nov 5, 2012




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Nov 5, 2012




Atlas Hugged posted:

I like the lonely drop of red on the back of the sword.

A sad blood stain.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Ye Olde Moonman.

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Nov 5, 2012




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Nov 5, 2012




TheCosmicMuffet posted:

I stopped playing Pinup wars when they revamped Bettie Page to have 5 wounds and fearless.

It's just ridiculous.

Is Marilyn Monroe still a viable hero unit? I stopped playing after 3rd edition.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





I didn't know Hollismason is using real crabs for his armies now.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Foolster41 posted:

Not painted, but i think it fits. but I was looking for reaper gray aliens. And found... this.

http://www.reapermini.com/FigureFinder#detail/50270

What?
:psyduck:

Ayy lmao

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

fantasy minis are the obvious pervert bait, but the biggest one handed painting sickos out there are actually in the historical scene. just look at the lovingly painted genitals :stonk:

I'm the lovingly detailed battle dicks.

EDIT: This was called a "crime against miniatures"

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Nov 5, 2012




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Nov 5, 2012




Macdeo Lurjtux posted:



What do you mean? It's just standing there.

Yeah I don't see what's all the fuss about, it looks like a normal frog.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Mar 29, 2016

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Unironically :krad:

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Nov 5, 2012




CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

For anyone who doesn't know that an MLP high school AU exists:


Why would you make this a Slaanesh :psyduck:

Because bronies are weird gross perverts.

EDIT: Here's someone not following the an important rule of painting models:



Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Apr 23, 2016

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Len posted:

If I wanted to start learning to paint minis on the cheap how would I go about doing it? Start with lovely plastic toy soldiers? I want to get back into the miniature hobby and I've never actually painted anything I own and I want to start.

Get a big pack of cheap white plastic spoons from the supermarket.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Baron Snow posted:

how about a blood bowl team?



Long ago, the Snow Men swore an oath of loyalty to the Penguin Kingdom.

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Nov 5, 2012





It's so dumb it goes into :krad: mode.

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Nov 5, 2012





Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Nuns with Guns posted:

The world needs more mini wargames that utilize otters.

Yeah it's an otter shame. :v:

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Ugleb posted:

Clearly a hobbyist who understands that when attempting to capture the subtle fascist undertones of 40k lore, one must be understated in their conversions.

It's actually an X" he ripped off from a giant pirate map display.

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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Foolster41 posted:

Is... WH4k larping a thing?

It's either make awesome Warhammer costumes or slowly kill yourself by drinking nothing but vodka.

They chose wisely.

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