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Mordja posted:Whenever I see sexy models wearing nerd apparel I always think, "Ha ha! They have no idea wtf they're wearing." More often than not they're not even wearing the product. The logos are often Photoshopped onto plain tees.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 00:00 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:18 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:the next level of hell is It Hurts!! becoming a political satire strip. Pasqualo's victories take the form of raps about the virtues of the free market I'm not sure the shift in tone would even come off as inconsistent at this point.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 12:54 |
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At least one person stayed with him.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 15:01 |
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We're not going to get a happy ending, are we?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 18:29 |
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alcharagia posted:I miss Bumbis already. I'm sure he'll show up again when they get to the next level of Hell.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 13:58 |
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Mazerunner posted:this is probably the greatest artistic achievement in human history Truly it is the most scathing commentary of our current sociopolitical climate.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 13:43 |
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Does he not realize Satan's still continuing to be a huge rear end in a top hat by encouraging him?
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 10:11 |
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I imagine the clothes are a trick of some sort.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 03:48 |
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Wicker Man posted:I'm the smiling dead angel. This actually shows us that you don't automatically fade from existence in heaven versus hell.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 13:56 |
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Ballz posted:https://twitter.com/gobolatula/status/837510042932826112 I think it needs to be delivered with more rapid fire exasperation. The reader sounded bored rather than irritated.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 03:09 |
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Who What Now posted:Which is completely unfair, because who would touch their own dick? What if you accidentally brush it while trying to scratch your balls?
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 00:39 |
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So God is just some dumbass who doesn't know what he's doing either. That makes sense.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 00:02 |
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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:Hey what's that eight thing next to magmaspider? God's throne (sideways infinity symbol)
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 15:44 |
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Gobolatula posted:Thank you! I think it's funny that Pasqy is trying to hide his otakitude from somebody who knows just about everything about him. He probably just doesn't want God to feel like a filthy casual.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 20:21 |
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Gobolatula posted:Hey guys, just so you know, I changed a line of dialogue in the latest comic: In my head I imagine that magmaspider's comforting shushs actually come out as grotesque hissing.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 23:32 |
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April Fools?
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 14:26 |
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I'd like to think that God secretly gives his penis away every time he gives a motivational talk as a confidence booster.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 19:05 |
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egon_beeblebrox posted:http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=472-space Oh dear.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 20:21 |
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The Cheshire Cat posted:Maybe the real end of the universe is the friends he made along the way. Maybe his real friends were inside him all along.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 02:39 |
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Cabbit posted:In the spirit of this comic: I'm sure the guy's jerked off a ton, that's untold trillions of unborn children he's murdered in the cold void of space. Panspermia, indeed.
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 13:34 |
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So...the lesson he learned was... Make bad people fart out their organs?
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 03:01 |
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Ballz posted:Only two comics left, you guys Just in time for the movie announcement.
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 21:51 |
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There's pretty much no way this isn't going to end on a horribly depressing note. I wonder if, perhaps, Pasq is Harmony. He seems to be evolving as he travels to the end of the universe. Maybe he's an insane god trapped in an infinite time loop?
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 20:20 |
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Lube Enthusiast posted:Man, Pasq's new form It reminds me of an old iron lung.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 10:56 |
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jon joe posted:Comic started funny so I imagine it will have a funny ending. This comic has been less funny and more the hysterical laughter of a tortured soul.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 03:16 |
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Mordja posted:He's 90% there! So am I!
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 19:35 |
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Pants Donkey posted:Said on Twitter that the update might go out today 94% done per the website! I bet it ends with a dick joke.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 22:43 |
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Thanks, Gob. Good job.Calaveron posted:idgi When given the choice of making a universe that existed without Aurora, and one where Pasq would suffer without her, I think he put her in his place so that she could live the life of relative freedom that he had. And they were also united in the sense that they were together. There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 00:39 on May 30, 2017 |
# ¿ May 30, 2017 00:36 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Stupid comic just made me cry a little. Does it hurt?
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 00:49 |
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Bifauxnen posted:I hope he also created a universe without homophobia so Rutherford can finally wear the shirt he wants! I wonder if suffering exists because, in each iteration, the new creator only improves a little bit at a time. Or perhaps they trigger unintended consequences.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 00:53 |
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Wasabi the J posted:White whale, you dingus No fstshaming in this thread please, thanks!
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 09:27 |
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Slime posted:Also, hypothesis: Pasqualo has made it to the end of the universe many times and has thus become the creator of the next one many times, but that doesn't make him special. This end and rebirth of the universe has happened a countless number of times. Multiple times for every person that's ever existed in a single iteration. Sometimes Ally has been the one to make it to the end. Sometimes Tubsy (wanna see the universe he creates it's probably loving cool as gently caress). Maybe Trisssh has made a few, or any one of the other people that exist throughout the universes. Hopefully not Mark though. That'd be the worst timeline. I wonder what God's role is, if Pasq is the creator?
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 11:08 |
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Haifisch posted:Judging by how he went from some sort of Borg thing back to regular old Pasq, I'm guessing the end of the universe restored his memories & sanity or something. I wonder if it was Pasq himself who ultimately ended all life in the universe. He was eating the last stars, so I'm sure he probably devoured all the planets eons ago.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 17:55 |
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The last exchange Pasq had with his girlfriend was "I love you" "I know."
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 21:52 |
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Edit: wrong thread!
There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Jun 2, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 10:55 |
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Motherfucker posted:The thing that rubs me wrong about the whole goddamn story is that never once do they actually address the fact that Pasqualo is a big dumb beta bitch and supreme crybaby who has been carried through most of his dumb depressed existence by Allison, that gets touched on exactly once after the apocalypse with the whole 'my sister is dead you loving anus' and than the balance is literally never again addressed. I mean obviously Pasqualo changes when he turns into a manic wasteland warlord which takes a load off Allison but he never really does anything for her besides. Allison is too good for this gay Pasqualo. I don't think this story is for you.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 12:52 |
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dmboogie posted:god drat this was a good comic that made me feel a lot of things, thanks gob It's not what she wanted... He sacrificed himself and she knew he would.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 21:18 |
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Black August posted:Yeah I don't get to say this often about much of anything on the internet, but this stuck with me in a way that hasn't happened in more than a decade, so thank you for bringing me back to the keenspot days and then blowing that out of the water. And, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm really happy It Hurts didn't get ultra popular and widespread. Only because it seems like everything that does now gets drowned in a cesspool of fandom hatred; this felt more like 10, 15 years ago, where there wasn't so many people online, and a work like this can just BE and be enjoyed for what it is. Tangentially, the notion of community on the internet seems almost dead.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 20:42 |
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Android Blues posted:I think that's probably not true, it's just that internet communities are by definition sort of interior so you don't see the ones you aren't a part of. While that's true, I think there are very few current platforms that encourage sustained communication with the same group of people, which is essential for getting a community going. This style of forum does, mostly because there aren't a million branches of branches of conversations occuring.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 20:57 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:18 |
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So does this Pasq still exist in the old universe, or did he cease to be with the creation of the new one?
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 16:37 |