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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
The fighting technique of a stale shitwaffle. What a beautiful line.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
That was the best character arc in It Hurts, easy.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Gobolatula posted:

I just thought I'd let you guys know that our new podcast episode is up!
Here you go!

good pick for favorite weezer song

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Everywhere I turn

Diaz

Sup?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

PBS Newshour posted:

I think that is the greatest joke i have ever seen.

That was a dope punchline. Congratulations, Gob.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Gob is like GRRM, except not poo poo, prettier and actually capable of updating on time. Better characters too.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Ballz posted:

Oh and if you haven't read God Dammit! go do that right now.

I never read the entire thing, it's pretty great. Nice punchline too.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

P plo s was the

Well, nothing much happened in this comic, but hey.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

scarycave posted:

Does this mean all dogs go to hell? :(

Oh my fuckin' God, I just got that. I just got the Poop joke. Goddamnit, Gob.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
SFP started pretty good, if a bit preachy, and explored the whole What Can Superman Really Do For Humanity, then it hit a pretty bad arc and seems to be going downhill ever since. Also it's the definition of :words:.

Also the hero girl is also called Allison.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Filthy Haiku posted:

Are we posting from Hell right now?!

I can say for sure we're posting IN Hell.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Rated 3 for 3veryone.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Life is poo poo but it can be really cool sometimes, Pasqualo got this poo poo right finally.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Well, gently caress. poo poo's getting real again.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
...this is getting worse before it gets better, isn't it?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Slime posted:

"What is my purpose?"
"You roll condoms onto dicks."
"...oh my god."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7HmltUWXgs

edit: i mean that's probably the reference but rick and pasq's dad would be great pals

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I think if your dick slaps against your leg that's not you touching your dick as much as it's your dick touching you.

We use soccer rules to define what a "dick touch" is. Did you intentionally put yourself in a position where your dick could have touched you, or actively touched it? Then it's a dick touch. If your dick glances against a limb inadvertently, or was forced towards it, then it's not a dick touch.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Tendales posted:

Wow, soccer has a lot of rules about dicks.

Have you ever seen how the average player acts? It's out of necessity, man.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Reach heaven through violence (and use the bodies of fallen angels as concealment).

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Of course It Hurts! Universe God is both a weeb and a completely useless tool. Also of COURSE there's a stupid DBZ-style divine bureaucracy.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I dunno, I actually kind of like God. She's useless, but cute.

Oh, God being an useless weeb is great.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

There Bias Two posted:

I'd like to think that God secretly gives his penis away every time he gives a motivational talk as a confidence booster.

"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me."

Ah, I get it now.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Tubthumping is a great song and I'll hear no slander directed towards it. :colbert:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
a nice positive it hurts,
like it...doesn't hurt? it hurts but you're into that so it's cool??
either way i'm excited

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Cat Mattress posted:

So acceptance will get four bangs?

Well, gently caress!!!! is gonna be a great webcomic.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
This might be the definitive retelling of Devilman.

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