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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

That's Kirsten, not Allison. :colbert:

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Wasabi the J posted:

To anyone else with the book: did anyone else get a bad print?



There's a weird purple smear on that page; you should ask for a refund.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Gobolatula posted:

I'm open to suggestions on how to point out "guest comics aren't canon unless I write them myself." It may not even be something that absolutely needs pointing out; maybe I'm just being a weirdo. I really don't want to seem like a jerk!

Well, maybe, instead of tagging the non-canon ones as [NON CANON] in the title, you could mark the canon ones as [CANON]. That'll imply the others are non-canon without insisting upon it.

Not that the canonicity of the toast comic seems to be extremely important to the overall story anyway?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Hogge Wild posted:

Gob, could you make the frontpage http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/ show some picture and say that new readers should click the "first" button, and not show the latest comic? New readers wouldn't get spoiled then. Also, Scarycave's gifs aren't animated unless you click on them.

edit: vvvvvvvvvvvv ok, is it a Firefox thing ?

Firefox has no issue here.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Pasq's mom definitely knows all about how babies work.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Mordja posted:

Pazzie-Q's just fuming, right?

Yes.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Literally Kermit posted:

Until Tubsy crashes through from inside the hellbeast like some kind of koolaidman outta hell.

It's gonna look like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ZhzDkX7Jw&t=302s

But with more lard.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The Hellbeast did not have bones. And now it will never have boners.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Parts Kit posted:

Did Ally just decide to attack its rear end in a top hat next? :stare:

Yes.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Aurora seems to be missing a tooth, how hard to you think it would be to find a hella rad gold one to replace it in a post apocalyptic world?

Aurora only needs for someone to imagine it.

But first, she needs to imagine Pasq coming back to sorta-life as a cyber-zombie.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

GloriousDemon posted:

What would ya call a reanimated Tubsy skeleton? Skinny? Tiny? Slim?

Bonesy.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Slime posted:

Why isn't Poop wearing jedi robes in his force-ghost form?

It'd be hard for him to lick his ghostweiner if he did.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

He's gonna learn about it from Trisssh, isn't he?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Gobolatula is in a Lagrange point of Tarantino and Liefeld

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
It's a Principal hat. Looks like a composite of Pasq, Aurora, and the Principal. Truly a fearsome monster.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
We've only seen the zombies grab people so far, not tear them apart. And Gob doesn't shy away from showing people getting torn apart by zombies. So I think Pasq is just taking over the school, not murdering everyone; besides, only the Principal really deserves murdering.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Kristen Schaal, IMO.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

There Bias Two posted:

I wonder if Trish laid eggs in his brain?

She would never cheat on Pasqualo like this

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
You can't sperg out about that name's meaning without pointing out Pascal's triangle.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Looks like Mr. Jones isn't wearing pants. And he's not wearing briefs either.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Renaissance Robot posted:

I could almost start to like this little poo poo if I didn't know he was being completely unironic. :ughh:

Well he did say he was a lowlife pig male who deserves to get shouted at.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Little Sssamy is watching the movie as well. :3:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Slime posted:

Wow she's so pissed off at him she called herself a bitch.

What if it's Pasq's dad she called a bitch?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Both of Pasqualo's parents have wanted to kill him since before he was born, and the only reason they let him live was just to piss off the other parent. Now that Pasq's dad is dead, Pasq's mom has no reason to let him live.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Pasq did end up ripping Allison's intestines out of her body, though it was indirectly by way of zombie horde by way of Aurora.

But he has yet to use them as a jump rope.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

rotinaj posted:

Why are both of Pasqualo's parents such incredible fuckheads? God drat, Jennifer is a monster.

I know, greasy hair? Unforgivable.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Satan should tell Jenny about that time he shot Pasqualo in the dick.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Zerilan posted:

Tubsy was his sitter when he was doing acid, and he referred to him as "cool" before.
So he only hated those who would survive the Apocalypse.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Cryswimming deserves a quiet cry

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
This seems architecturally sound.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=351-forward

No turtleneck on Blackie. My first guess as to TAC 314's identity is invalidated.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I like how neither of them even bat an eyelash at that.

"Yep, he's off to spank his penis again. Oh, that Pasqualo."

The apocalypse did wonders to cure everybody of their inhibition, nobody has any qualms about just blurting out their weird sex stuff to everyone.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Dawg Stevens is actually Coyote from Gunnerkrigg Court.

It somehow makes a lot of sense.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
They should combine their game ideas together, and make it about street fighters teaching horses how to cook steak.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Diaz's job isn't webcomic, it's twitting about Korra, amputee athletes, how much of a kung-fu master Diaz is, and how chainmail bikinis are more realistic, historical, and practical than plate armor.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
He didn't actually mention chainmail bikinis, but what he did actually say was just as dumb.



No, armor was never "scant" or "just a helmet". Even if it was just leather, armor has always been armor.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
He looks like a rockabilly bad boy. I figure his favorite pass-time, besides torturing the damned, is playing pinball in greasy truckers' bars.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
This thread doesn't feel like it should.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The best pony is Kate Beaton's fat pony.

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Ah, so this is how the chapter title is fulfilled. Makes sense, there's precedent in this comic for concerts resulting in disastrous loss of life.

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