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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:


This comic is beautiful. I don't think I've laughed so consistently over the course of reading a strip's archives before, and I get the feeling it's probably going to stand up to the test of time better than anything else out there.

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Oh man, I didn't even realize Pasqualo's dad wears a beret on his hat when he paints until I saw that sketch.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Whenever you abbreviate your name out as "Gob", I can't help but imagine you as a Fallout 3 ghoul since that's the name of the (likely) first one you come across. "You wanna read my webcomic, smoothskin?"

What's Pasqualo's favorite anime?

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Oct 5, 2014

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Just saw "End of Pasqualo"; made me laugh, but it'd make more sense if Katie was in Allison's place.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Sure took me a while to realize the apron reads "kick the cook". That sketch gives off a Life in Hell vibe to me.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Turns out the dog translator did do a literal translation like Pasqualo wanted.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Chronojam posted:

Mr. Jones is amazing. So is everybody. Except Peeplops, gently caress that guy.

He's the best chicken fetcher in the world, gently caress you :mad:

A big flaming stink posted:

so I guess Aurora frowns now? odd how just her facial expression is pretty loving unsettling to the mood

According to a podcast, Gob says that this is exactly what he intended; Aurora is based on someone he knew who was always smiling, and when she wasn't smiling, it was like something horribly wrong had happened.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Merry Christmas to you too, Frykte :)

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
nvm he a wolf

He looks so happy when he rolls around in gasoline :3:

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jan 21, 2015

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Oh god we're hosed

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Probably not that hard, but there's no guarantee the source won't gross you out.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Looks like Pas-q got some of his humanity back with his heart restored.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Mark was the school's "biggest Christian" in God Dammit (which is hilarious considering how raunchy he is in It Hurts!!), so there's entirely the possibility of him ending up having gone to Heaven simply as a callback of sorts.

To me, Mark definitely has Fragmaster's voice.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

RandomPauI posted:

It's the apocalypse man, anything can happen.



The only thing preventing this from happening is a death.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Just realized the sea is red in that picture, you and your anime references :)

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Isn't that just a plain ol apocalypse reference


Hug in a Can posted:

I don't know about you, but The Bible: Revelation (ザ せいしょ: ヨハネの黙示録) is my favorite anime. :colbert:

:downsgun:

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
It's true, Jesus did feed a whole crowd of people with one senzu bean.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Data Graham posted:

I hate when this happens.

Like, I saw the joke of saying "Jeebus" for "Jesus" when the Simpsons did it, and then later I saw the same drat joke on Family Guy. In a fury I looked up the airdates, and it turns out FG actually did it first :suicide:

:downsgun::hf::suicide:

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Callin' it now: Allison is either Pablo's biological daughter or an Atlantean.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
She's an early adolescent like the rest of the main cast, Mr. Creepy Guy.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Wicker Man posted:

Is that Luna from sailor Moon?

It was Luna; now it is a hat.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

It all comes back to Buttlord in the end.

Jeez, even Pasqualo's dump earlier in the chapter ended up being foreshadowing.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Ballz posted:

Great callback/recreation of the death scene from Goddamnit.

It's my favorite It Hurts!! strip so far for this very reason.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Thanks for the bedtime song suggestion, Gob.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Just realized the obvious pun in Dawg Stevens' name.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
He's recording I Love Lucy commentaries.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Satan is weirdly attractive and I'm not sure how to feel about that.

He was the most beautiful angel in Heaven, after all.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
I picture the blonde guy (Stuart or Prancibald?) as having a Dudley Do-Right voice.

Gob for director of an edgy Rocky and Bullwinkle reboot 2016

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Gentlemen's club member: "War is hell."
Commander McBragg: "Quite."

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Jun 16, 2016

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Samovar posted:

What????? Which strip?

http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=320-agenda

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Next strip: everybody Pasqualo loves flays him alive(?) because he's in Hell. It hurts.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Hello my mother
Thank you daddy
And to all the children
It Hurts!!

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Sadly (?), Pasqualo would not live long enough to suffer a heart attack from eating greasy fried chicken breasts.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Something I just noticed - Kim is blushing upon being greeted by Pasqualo in panel 3.

Everybody Loves Pasqualo

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
The scariest implication of this strip is that Mrs. Candytree is married... but to what? :stare:

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

pathetic little tramp posted:

Aurora is God's daughter, I forget where that gets explained or maybe it was only implied? I think the Pasqualo resemblance may just be the gob art style in play.

Implied.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Looks like Maddie was right.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Gob are you going back and rereading the archives to tag comics relevant to the "pasqualo's dick" tag? Jesus christ dude

PS he's not using fart-based propulsion at this point, right?

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Apr 17, 2017

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Well, that was a satisfying payoff. Is this the only time Pasqualo has ever intentionally directly killed someone (or in this case, billions I suppose)?

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Wtf is that in the background of page 3?

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