Could i work for a suicide hotline?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Could i work for a suicide hotline?

Amateur Saboteur: by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

like, would they train me on the best tactics to make people NOT kill themselves. you think they keep track like a kill:death score on how many people that loving waste themselves anyway?

just poo poo i think about yknow

# ? Aug 27, 2014 17:30

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou

yes you could but only if you got people to kill themselves - you want the highest k:d after all

# ? Aug 27, 2014 17:31

tradjik

okay, let's test you for the job.
op, i feel like killing myself, do u think i should?

# ? Aug 27, 2014 17:38

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