Survivor: San Juan del Sur

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Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Oh man there is no way I'm going to be able to tell all these blonde girls apart.

Also, great OP. Hits the main points, isn't 27 pages long. 5/5

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 04:53

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:56

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

BGrifter posted:

No idea if it's true but I love the idea that her horrible Survivor performance embarrassed the WWE so badly they canned her.

Quick wiki search reveals that she asked for a release from her contract because her kid was sick.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 23:48

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Wasn't an entire season of BB so incredibly racist that CBS would air Offensive Content warnings beforehand?

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 03:32

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Just got up from my nap, did I miss anything?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 01:06

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

DESIGNATED TWINNIE

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 01:28

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

All these women counting their gays before they hatch.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 02:12

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

blue squares posted:

"Time to explore, find things." gently caress, the black couple suck at this game. Now everyone suspects she has an idol.

Glad I'm not the only one who caught this.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 02:27

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Toaster Ding posted:

How many times has someone had two idols on survivor? James and Malcolm? And Val wants everyone to believe she has two of them in the first week?

Tony had two last season, didn't he?

Ghostpilot posted:

"Now I'm going to look like a liar to your husband!"
*Votes Val*

He tried his best but still voted with the tribe because...

Fast Luck posted:

Hahahaha. Such a funny lie. Everything about this was funny, especially that John Rocker still apparently believes she has two idols, even though he has an idol, and they're only one tribal council into the game. She didn't even really need to have an idol to beat that 3-3 plan once Rocker leaked it to her, but it must've been someone flipped or something.

They split the vote Val-4/Baylor-2 because they figured out that Rocker was tipping off Val. Knowing this, they put Rocker on voting Baylor with one other vote. Then on the revote he votes Val because that's what the tribe agreed to and there's no sense in endangering himself if the revote is still going to go 5/3 against Val.

Even if Val survived this week, who knows how long Rocker could protect her because she'd still on the wrong end of a 4-3 (at best - her, Jaclyn, Rocker) split next week.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 08:17

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Baylor was the other half of the vote split because people thought that Val had two idols and would play them on herself and Jaclyn.

Has Jaclyn done anything this season? I missed chunks of episode 1 but she's way off my radar.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 22:52

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Who's the woman that keeps going "yes"?

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 01:10

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Boxman posted:

In my mind, someone worked at a pizza place when they were younger and would destroy this challenge.

Haha yeah I was thinking this too.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 01:12

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Joose Caboose posted:

Keith is the best

~~Except for the part where he sayin homosexual stuff.~~

Oh, he's not being so bad. Never mind!

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 01:24

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

This is some pro strat from Twinnie

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 01:38

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Good hustle from Keith to get to the well alone to check out that clue.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 01:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Fast Luck posted:

I don't understand why it's John or Baylor. Why not Jaclyn?

Baylor seems more dangerous, since Jaclyn is a total blank

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 01:55

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Bigass Moth posted:

Rocker was a bad player, but for the others to gang up on him for stuff he said 20 years ago was ridiculous. It seemed like the other team didn't even know what he said, only that he said something bad, and then they called him a bad sport for getting yelled at by them???

He never stopped saying "stuff"

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 12:20

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Jaclyn is not part of Josh's alliance so he didn't count her. Baylor likely told Jaclyn to vote Jon. This isn't rocket science.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 18:45

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Piell posted:

Whose name is Reed KELLY

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 05:10

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

THE FUCKIN FLINT

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 01:03

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

at blue team applauding and Julie ready to kill some one.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 01:07

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Look buddy just because Jeff is wearing blue doesn't make this Walmart

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 01:09

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

blue squares posted:

This catapult thing is hilarious

Jesus christ that tiny basket in the centre

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 01:11

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Eat all the food while Drew is gone!

e: aww

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 01:15

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Joose Caboose posted:

Hahahaha she's standing right behind him

omfg

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 01:46

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

What is Jeremy doing

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 01:50

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 01:55

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Lampsacus posted:

Survivor season 50 onwards will always feature Russel being voted out 2nd or 3rd forever

fixed~

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 02:47

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Fast Luck posted:

I believe Drew said something about a couple's thing he wanted to get set up

I thought it was Jon trying to set this up.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 21:50

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Was RHAP worth listening to this week? Eliza is a one-gimmick waste of time but did Brice say anything interesting or was it a segment full of "DOT DOT DOT HMMM"?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 22:56

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Man Jeremy simmer down

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 01:13

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Baylor's probably seen her mom go on at least a couple honeymoons so she's getting sick of it by now.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 01:17

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Dale just mad he can't beat his wife like they do down on the farm, I guess

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 01:28

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Holy poo poo I forgot Julie was still on this show.

Can someone give me a breakdown of both teams? It's hard to keep track

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 01:34

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Recursive posted:

Wes posing after each toss is fantastic.

That was so awesome

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 01:37

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

VIBRAMS SIGHTED!!!!!!!

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 01:48

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

You're not going to get past this as a tribe tonight because you'll have to execute the other one right after.

Oh, Dale just said it.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 01:52

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

BGrifter posted:

I loved Marty, but Jane was so much worse than anybody on this season. Jimmy T was pretty awful too. It's still early but I think Josh has potential to be likeable on a Marty-level, and the rest aren't as awful they're just bland.

This season is dull as dishwater, not actively offensively bad like Nicaragua.

I like how we're on the topic of "poo poo people on Nicaragua" and we don't even get to Na Onka.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 22:08