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End of the day, and your feet are heavy. The 2 turtles and a raccoon befriended are eating hot dogs. I love it.
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No I'm not. I'm sitting comfortably in my computer chair, OP.
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Aug 28, 2014 06:09
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lol if you are walking in a swamp, enjoy your chiggers and mosquitoes
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Aug 28, 2014 06:20
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I go to the bar and try to get a drink. Couple of assholes try to fight me, I beat the poo poo out of them. Then some dude, naked, just rushes me. We wrestle (I touch his junk once, not gay tho), then he rips my arm off. I'm like gently caress this place, wanted to get drunk and a bite to eat. Go home to the swamps to see mom. Brb someone's outside
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Aug 28, 2014 06:23
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Take off my belt and hang it on the swamp tree branch to take a load off then to enjoy a swamp beer with my girlfriend
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Aug 28, 2014 06:23
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leeches are a bitch
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Aug 28, 2014 06:24
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i don't think i would walk in a swamp, so this is not very immersive.
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Aug 28, 2014 06:30
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I grew up in a little cabin in the swamp & I still have nightmares about it.
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Aug 28, 2014 06:32
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Broenheim posted:I go to the bar and try to get a drink. Couple of assholes try to fight me, I beat the poo poo out of them. Then some dude, naked, just rushes me. We wrestle (I touch his junk once, not gay tho), then he rips my arm off. I'm like gently caress this place, wanted to get drunk and a bite to eat. Go home to the swamps to see mom. Brb someone's outside same
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Aug 28, 2014 15:10
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am i in a kia aiyeee
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Aug 28, 2014 15:17
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doobie dogs?
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Aug 28, 2014 15:43
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ColdReaches posted:End of the day, and your feet are heavy. > Steal hot dogs 
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Aug 28, 2014 15:45
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>Put the Racoon between the two turtles to form a sandwich. Consume the sandwich. Discard hot dog.
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Aug 28, 2014 16:23
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I'm going to tap that poo poo for one black mana
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Aug 28, 2014 16:35
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i cover myself in mud to protect from bugs, poison ivy, and the predator
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Aug 28, 2014 16:35
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i call my dad on the phone "hi son" "hi dad" "why are you in a swamp" "i dont know" "thanks"
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Aug 28, 2014 16:41
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Aug 28, 2014 16:50
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suck me off in the bog
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Aug 28, 2014 16:54
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"The bog" also means toilet in Britain - thanks Peep Show !
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Aug 28, 2014 17:04
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scotch mist
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Aug 28, 2014 17:07
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gently caress i wish i were not in this swamp oh wait im not
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Aug 28, 2014 17:08
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jarvis cocker posted:gently caress i wish i were not in this swamp u should be ... it's where u left your weed
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Aug 28, 2014 17:15
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i hope it is not my swamp get the gently caress out of my swamp
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Aug 28, 2014 17:16
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SirEvelynTremble posted:u should be ... it's where u left your weed seriously? its really not pleAASEE do not tease me
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Aug 28, 2014 17:16
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dont taze me
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Aug 28, 2014 17:19
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amputate all limbs
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Aug 28, 2014 17:25
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rear end is curiously dry
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Aug 28, 2014 17:42
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grope proof vest posted:rear end is curiously dry i got u, bbe
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Aug 28, 2014 17:43
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is it a myrish swamp?
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Aug 28, 2014 17:43
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gggiiimmmppp posted:lol if you are walking in a swamp, enjoy your chiggers and mosquitoes Hey, Lowtax JUST said racism is still bannable, dude.
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Aug 28, 2014 17:49
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bog gently caress
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Aug 28, 2014 17:50
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the turtles are chowing down hard and fast on the huge plate of hotdogs, their bellies bloating in the humid swamp air, beating their legs trying to push the plate away before they eat themselves to death, but they can't. not without your help. but you're not helping. why is that?
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Aug 28, 2014 17:55
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gggiiimmmppp posted:lol if you are walking in a swamp, enjoy your chiggers and mosquitoes Woah that's TheJoker138 posted:Hey, Lowtax JUST said racism is still bannable, dude. god drat it
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Aug 28, 2014 18:25
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good thing i have swampwalk and as long as muy opponent has a swamp i dont need to worry bout sh*t
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Aug 28, 2014 21:03
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After driving for days, Chris suddenly finds himself lost and broken down on the side of the road after a large creature steps out from the swamp. Worried that the legendary Florida Swamp Ape might be tracking him down, he finds his way to an old abandoned house deep in the marsh. Unfortunately for Chris, the house already has some new residents; and they’re hairy, huge and horny. It looks like the only way for him to get back to civilization is through a gay, beastly gangbang.
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Aug 28, 2014 21:10
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more importantly, i recent found out its not gay if the sacks dont touch. confirm gbs?
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Aug 28, 2014 21:12
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and are sexually assaulted by two homosexual vampires, as a gap toothed blonde looks on quizzical, thinking to herself, "but what does is it all mean?".
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Aug 28, 2014 21:12
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jarvis cocker posted:seriously? its really not It was under your bed. Let's motorize your bed, and since I mentioned it, your bed appears and we can use it to get the hell out of here. Let's grab that guy who said he was gonna cover himself in mud to hide from Predators, I think he'll be cool to party with. I found my weed too, so we can all put in and smoke. Let's go to... Amsterdam! 
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Aug 29, 2014 00:29
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gggiiimmmppp posted:lol if you are walking in a swamp, enjoy your chiggers and mosquitoes u racist
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gggiiimmmppp posted:lol if you are walking in a swamp, enjoy your chiggers and mosquitoes mods???
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