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rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!




For me, this piece of poo poo. Terrible game.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

My grandpa shooting me with a B.B. gun because I saved over his mahjong game.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

being thrown through an arcade cabinet in a dive bar in upstate new york.

i got back up and spat quarters out hard enough to kill all my assailants, op.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Mom came into the room and said daddy was moving out. I was 4 years old. In his place, she said, I would be getting a nintendo as my new father. Mario seemed pretty fatherly to me, at the time. Smashing loving BLOCKS and just making GBS threads on mutants was hella loving cool. In no time I was gallivanting around the neighborhood breaking my child-fists on old brick buildings, diving down sewer drains looking for lost coins. Man, it was the BEST.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i was ~3 and I remember my dad showing me how to start some dumb spelling game with a bee and flowers, and also we had a big stack of big blue disks that I guess came with some magazine which were full of random '80s shareware like the epic trials of Alfredo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=962GEtBHH7g

I had a post-it note by the computer to remind me how to do these things from the DOS prompt

RiperSnifel
Jul 13, 2007

Pull the handle, let it go, now you know you're ready to roll.
Kazvall told me about his new dad. Little did I know that I would, too, have a new pep-pep.
I thought it would happen slow, but suddenly sonic was there.
"Hey child! ignore the woes of yr. parents antiquated and terrible way of relating to one another!"
I grew, and now I too cannot find love.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

HOLY poo poo this made my day lol.

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
Getting a 27-0 run in cod4 and chugging half a bottle of my moms wine

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
sonic 2 and I died on the first boss. It was cool

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Smash bros on mushrooms makes the game look like Clay Fighters

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*le me...5 years old*
[dad]: here ya go son *hands me an NES with all the coolest games included
[me]: so glad to have a well adjusted loving family who lets me game and is pretty well off

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
sucking at the amazing spiderman for gameboy

to this day I have never played a game that controlled worse than that shitpile

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

christmas

dr mario

caramel popcorn in those christmas tin cans you know with the different flavors?

vomit

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i liked those popcorn tins... cheddar ftw

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
imagine if christmas was as good now as when you were a kid.... guess what? it is with my sick 6 figgy job in high finance

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

some lovely commodore 64 game my brother put me through to break my spirit

Number Two Stunna
Nov 8, 2009

FUCK
whats wrong with rad racer

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Number Two Stunna posted:

whats wrong with rad racer

The twin towers are being terrorized in the image.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

best friend at like age 4 or 5 showed me strider on his (dad's) atari st

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
my parents bought me an acorn electron (pre commodore C64 computing) with a load of games on it but at the time i had been watching a shitton of macguyver.

i took the power block, plugged it into some silly putty emulating my hero macguyver and got it stuck inside. then i broke the connector trying to get the putty out with a pencil.

i never told them because i was so scared

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011
mine was playing the first level of that N64 starfox game and then crying when my mum told me to go to bed.

funny how some things never change

Heran Bago
Aug 18, 2006





Screenshot #2: Sonic waiting for the fox jumping into the spikes to drown
Using debug, I added these spikes to help the fox drown. Since the fox likes to jump up and potentially escape from the blue, adding these spikes so the fox jumps up into them (ouch) helps Tails remain in the blue to drown. Sonic, however, is very impatient while waiting for Tails to drown.
http://www.ulillillia.us/other/vgSS/Sonic2001.shtml

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
The first "real" game I played was Amagon on the NES.

Before that, it was all arcadey poo poo on pirated floppy disks on my dad's ancient computer.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The White Dragon posted:

The first "real" game I played was Amagon on the NES.

Before that, it was all arcadey poo poo on pirated floppy disks on my dad's ancient computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qF2WGdDdKg

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!


Same. And I was just as terrible as the screen indicates.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Cyra posted:

sonic 2 and I died on the first boss. It was cool

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I used to sit and watch my dad play doom 3d like all the time, but my first real memory might be beating kq6. We weren't allowed to have consoles because my father was a firm believer in PC master race gaming.

Dianetics
Jun 6, 2014
My first experience with a video game is Atari. I can remember playing that tank game where you can bounce shots around corners. My first video game that I ever completed was Dragon Warrior for the NES. That game took forever to beat but it was awesome.

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


probably golden axe on my commodore 64

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
likely galaxian or donkey kong

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

yep

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