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DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


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1. Bungie made it and for some reason Halo is considered a good game
2. Game reviewers still don't understand that console shooters are bad
3. Seriously console shooters are really bad

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DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


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Mr.Unique-Name posted:

goons overhype the poo poo out of sub par at best games too

peak taint reaping

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


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The Taint Reaper posted:

Wonderful 101 was just an average game and they only latched onto it because the Wii-U had next to nothing out at the time. People had a ton of issues with Okami and Viewtiful Joe 1 and 2. Not a whole lot of people liked Bayonetta.

It fits the list.

Oh taint reaper, you so crazy

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


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The Taint Reaper posted:

Only platinum/clover game I have not played is God Hand. But Capcom is in the throngs of their next gen HD re-releases so I'm going to wait and see if it gets picked.

Don't worry, not a whole lot of people liked it, like Bayonetta. I mean, IGN gave it like a 2/10! Clearly not taint-worthy.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


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The Taint Reaper posted:

Motion controls sucked for Skyward sword. There is hard evidence for their sucklatude.

Wow. I bet you didn't even like Groose.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Because you touch yourself at night.

haha, sweet family guy reference XD

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


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Halo is a console shooter and therefore is bad

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


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PantsBandit posted:

says an actual retard

"oh no I cant acquire targets .01 seconds faster so this overrides everything else :cry:"

stfu

I'm sorry you prefer controlling games like a baby who doesn't have motor control but it doesn't make your fisher-price shooters any good

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DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


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PantsBandit posted:

I unironically believe anyone who thinks shooters can't be good on consoles because of miniscule differences in aiming must be at least partly autistic

Miniscule.

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