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Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

let me tell you about fiber

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:57

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:30

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

in my day we didnt care about feminism and how girls felt about social issues and honestly lowtax was less of a bitch

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:59

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

im just saying richard you're cool but girls are hella lame

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:59

bwatts

30 year old men shouldn't make girls are lame jokes, if you ask me.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:00

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Bureaus Watts posted:

30 year old men shouldn't make girls are lame jokes, if you ask me.

you've been very abrasive lately bwatts

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:01

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

digging out that alpha byob goon niche huh good luck about it

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:01

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

I appreciate a good bran

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:01

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Cosmic Charlie posted:

I appreciate a good bran

no poo poo dog, i can't begin to tell a nigga about the benefits of a high fiber diet

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Metamucil is a revelation

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:03

Izumi Konata: by Ralp

Ape Fist posted:

let me tell you about fiber

u seriously posted in lf. i miss when u utterly destroyed lovely posters

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:04

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Izumi Konata posted:

u seriously posted in lf. i miss when u utterly destroyed lovely posters

times change old pal. i can still summon the fire but for all intents and purposes i mostly chill these days but i will happily engage anyone in a relativistic debate concerning their worldviews and their relative political opinion.

"maoism third worldism. :hb:

the fire still burns strong."

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:12

Izumi Konata: by Ralp

Ape Fist posted:

times change old pal. i can still summon the fire but for all intents and purposes i mostly chill these days but i will happily engage anyone in a relativistic debate concerning their worldviews and their relative political opinion.

"maoism third worldism. the fire still burns strong."

inshallah, old friend

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:23

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

hey i say i'm old sometimes

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:23

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Im looking forward to a strong cup of tea in the morning

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:27

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

almost 30.

i'm gonig to post in here just in case you allow it, fearless op.

i'm going to open up a bottle of 1942 french red wine on my 30th birthday but it'll prob taste like vinegar because who knows.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:33

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

red wine contains antioxidants, a responsible choice,

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:34

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Ape Fist posted:

red wine contains antioxidants, a responsible choice,

thank you i feel responsible now that i'm almost old enough to be a real adult

what else would you recommend that would be responsible? i should probably buy some term life insurance too while i'm at it. are there good responsible vacation spots to avoid the children?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:36

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Angry Fish posted:

what else would you recommend that would be responsible? i should probably buy some term life insurance too while i'm at it. are there good responsible vacation spots to avoid the children?

"just be yourself."

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:38

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

lmao don't tho.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:38

Afro Doug

i'll be 70 this coming january

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:40

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Afro Doug posted:

i'll be 70 this coming january

wow i bet you'll die any day now.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:41

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

haha i dont belong here la la la la *breaks vase*

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:03

Senior Management

not 30 yet but I am old, my back hurts frequently from lifting with it and I don't like things that are different than I remember them being. Can I post here?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:04

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

WetNightmare posted:

haha i dont belong here la la la la *breaks vase*

hey you you come back here! *watches as he bounds away lithe and quick in his youth*

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:25

i am he

I'm not 30.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:26

Senior Management

my lawn is for my enjoyment and occasional lonely solo bbqs get off it you drat kids and stop skateboarding at the post office. That building is for mailing and receiving things not your stupid and dangerous hijinks.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:34

bwatts

i am he posted:

I'm not 30.

hell, i'm not even 20.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:37

bacalou

Bureaus Watts posted:

hell, i'm not even 20.

hell, i'm not even

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:47

FluffieDuckie

Vynar posted:

my lawn is for my enjoyment and occasional lonely solo bbqs get off it you drat kids and stop skateboarding at the post office. That building is for mailing and receiving things not your stupid and dangerous hijinks.

i think you qualify for this thread

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm not even 10

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:56

FluffieDuckie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm not even 10

math is the first thing to go

# ? Aug 31, 2014 05:06

google THIS

I am 30+ and the + represents so much more than years

# ? Aug 31, 2014 05:09

H.H: August is the Cruelest Month

i'm almost 30 but act like im about 16.

i'm posting from work after barely 5 hours of sleep. again. why do I keep doing this to myself?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 05:11

joke_explainer

H.H posted:

i'm almost 30 but act like im about 16.

i'm posting from work after barely 5 hours of sleep. again. why do I keep doing this to myself?

skipping sleep constantly is a huge way to self-sabotage your health, anything you can do to adjust that is probably a great idea

# ? Aug 31, 2014 07:46

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

see yall in about 3 years :smith:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 07:47

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

im gay

but also 30, which is a gay age, because 30yr olds are always "oh boo hoo i'm so old" and actually you have another 50+ drat years left

# ? Aug 31, 2014 07:49

H.H: August is the Cruelest Month

Security Drone posted:

skipping sleep constantly is a huge way to self-sabotage your health, anything you can do to adjust that is probably a great idea

i try to catch up on my sleep after work, so there's that

but youre right, of course

# ? Aug 31, 2014 07:58

Solid Poopsnake: by Nyc_Tattoo

You are wrong, OP. I am vaguely over 30 and I was raised by two bitter, female divorc�es so I did, in fact, care about feminism until I was old enough to realize they were assholes along with everyone else. However, you're right in this regard: Lowtax was less of a bitch.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 08:22

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

lmao i'm closer to 10 than 30

# ? Aug 31, 2014 08:52

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:30

ulvir

let me tell you about kids these days

# ? Aug 31, 2014 12:31

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