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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Man there are so many pictures and videos of other girls in Verlander's dropbox file, if he and Upton are still a thing she's gonna strangle him.

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Frostwerks posted:

where are peopel finding the aubrey plaza albums. how are you wizards doing it

no albums, single photos in those massive imgur albums

also apparently 3 more sets are supposed to show up now

:nws:http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409543544063.jpg:nws:

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



goddamn, the list of files that dude has if legit blows my mind

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Just noticed Chloe Dykstra's name in that list too lol, SA was the original D list celeb image dump

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



The fat is beautiful thread regulars probably just had coronaries of their own

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Bored As gently caress posted:

I gotta say, maybe I'm spoiled, but I was kind of disappointed with the Kate Upton videos (her pics were amazing). Verlander fucks like an 80 year old asthmatic dude with six spinal fusions. Plus they're all short vids.

Yes, I recognize we're all being creepy pervs in this thread.

The thing that got me was she made no sounds at all, and all you heard was his breathing. She must have been bored as gently caress.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



The Wizard of Poz posted:

someone posted on Reddit.com that theres a pic of vanessa hudgens pegging justin beiber

this would be the ultimate ending to this

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007




Hahahahaha, completely unintentional, holy poo poo

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Blistex posted:

How many of those buttons on his jean jacket do you figure he could actually fasten?

as a fat dude i can tell you straight up that he cannot button that vest at all

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Apparently they've figured out who the other woman is in that edited picture with Jlaw, the one with the tattoo:

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



hey, lack of hips/rear end or not, I wouldn't kick Upton out of bed for trying to sniff my rear end

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



do you think Upton's titties are insured, like how some musicians insure their hands and poo poo

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Agrajag posted:

i wonder who was photographing melissa benoist's pictures

they are like professional and poo poo, unless they just put up a tripod with a DSLR on them but yeah, I think there's a third person in that room lol

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



spudsbuckley posted:

Hope she has subsidence insurance because those things are already looking fairly saggy.

she was rich getting into modeling, so it nbd

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Jack the Stripper posted:

Everybody seems to be talking about the asssniffer, upton and Jlaw but what about Ariana Grande, does somebody know if her supposed pictures are real?

consensus is they're all fake

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



well 4chan and reddit CSI are making cases for some of the galleries being real, like Victoria Justice or whatever, but the Arianna Grande stuff isn't getting the same treatment I guess

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



^^^^ Its Bar Rafaeli, we've covered this (in jizz) like 40 times

Big Beef City posted:

"I offer my sympathies".
Your sympathies for WHAT?

You're sad they're naked? You're sad someone put a curling iron in their rear end and then uploaded that to the internet? What sympathies do you have to offer them? "Jeez I'm sure sorry you're horny and took tit pics"

He's just hoping that if he supports them in their trying time, they'll gently caress him.

The dreams of all betas

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Kazinsal posted:

Apparently I'm a shitlord now for suggesting that uploading your nudes to a proven vulnerable cloud storage service is not necessarily a great idea and is also not in any way shape or form similar to someone stealing your shoes off your feet in public.

Twitter SJWs are literally retweeting all of the SJW replies to me that make me look like a terrible piece of poo poo. :stonklol:

just tweet verlander's dick back at them ad infinitum

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Waltzing Along posted:

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the elephant in the room.

When will the Lowtax nudes be released?

when Uwe Boll's dropbox gets hacked

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



ColdReaches posted:

The red one.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



can a man get a leaked ryan reynolds dick pic please? goddamn 4chan, do something useful

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Ponce de Le0n posted:

I hope these millionaires can recover from this.

i hope my dick can recover from this

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Nonsense posted:

Will JLaw sue the individual until all that he owns is his feces and urine

shes like howard hughes, she'll want that too, in jars around a room

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



THS posted:

yes soon humanity will be one faceless quivering mass of flesh and mind fused together

as long as i can fuse 14% of my dick with 8% of Jlaw I'm all in

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



new picture of that McKayla Maroney girl, but I'm like 90% sure all of hers are underage so I'm avoiding it

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Shyfted One posted:

About time someone did something to stop ISIS

if you don't think ISIS is furiously jerking off to these pictures only to get angrier at America you're wrong




DEAD WRONG

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Tortuga posted:

You're wanking over it and crying while doing it aren't you?

i've actually been weeping this whole time screaming "LEAVE JENNIFER ALONE"

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Frackie Robinson posted:

Don't take naked pictures of yourself in TYOL 2014.

I only take nudes of myself on my old smartphone

Then I just hand it to whoever I want to see those pictures and let them look before I ask for it back

Almost like a nude photo album

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



The Monkey Man posted:

Let's be honest, Lena Dunham doesn't look too bad here: :nws: https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4052/4352509985_5783b565ae.jpg :nws:

Next Marvel credits scene

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Darth123123 posted:

You watch censored porn

if you spend any time watching asian porn videos, eventually you're gonna come across a censored one

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Obligatory Handle posted:

OMG BOOOOOBZ O MAN I HAVE TO JERK OFF SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

I seriously don't get the big deal, but maybe I am desensitized from years of watching actual pornography involving women who are willingly showing off their goods and getting hosed on camera. This all seems super pathetic to me, but then again, I'm not 14.

:goonsay:

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



he has the skin of a hot dog, but his hair is silken like that of a Chinese man

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



We need the second half of the dump to happen so that we can unite again, all this anger is tearing us apart

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Sexgun Rasputin posted:

is jizz nsfw or is it just if it's on somebody's face

as long as you can see no more than 1/8th of the penis

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

went from seeing bar rafealis butthole to see jeff goldbrooms deeyock within 24 hours

wanna see more of jgolds sand gf, those were some rockin' titties

USER WAS CONVICTED OF RAPE FOR THIS POST

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007




still would

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



The nice thing about loving Rosanne would be after the gross sex in which you'd imagine Tom Arnold in the very same positions, she'd at least have a personality afterwards so you guys could laugh about poo poo and probably get some goddamn nachos.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Frostwerks posted:

lol whats that from

Hope Solos' Browneye: The Musical

PostNouveau posted:

Well, they've gotten to Brits and people in College Humor sketches, so I think the leakers have finally run out of real celebrities.

I like to think that Chloe Dykstra engineered her "leak" of photos from 10 years ago when she was doing cam shows and hanging out here on SA.

Either that or Chris Hardwick did it because shes constantly complaining that she's not as famous as him and she wants to be his co-host on @Midnight or something.

Corn Glizzy fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Oct 2, 2014

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Hope Solo lives near my office so the last time she beat her husband and nephew and cops showed up, I wondered what happened to set it off. Now we know.

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