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jesus christ the loving snorks here are just a few of the reason the snorks are loving terrible 1)blatantly unfair to non-heteronormative relationships  look at this bullshit where are the relationships for the genderqueer??? why can't allstar enjoy giving head to random men in a bathroom for the valentine's day episode? why can't daphne explore extra-snork species relationships with that octopus thing both vaginally and anally? you'd think with the obvious phallic imagery of the snork on top of each head that there would lots of room for the snorks to open up real discussions in pre-school and kindergarten classes about the male gaze, penis-envy, and other-gendering with both male and the females also having a "snork." You had a chance to be really brave here Hanna-Barbara, except you dropped the ball. Another generation enslaved by the patriarchy 2) blatant racism  in response to the ongoing crack epidemic and gang wars in the inner cities of the 80s the snorks choose to blame the victim by making the drug dealers in the above still blatant minority stereotypes. i'm surprised the episode didn't end with a lynching and allstar joining the klan 3) worst theme song ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuCq0aZiPT0 loving terrible 4)neo-nazi imagery with corky snork   an obvious throwback to the nazis corky snork is the "patrol officer" of the town and is obviously directly inspired by gestapo imagery. the above animation taken DIRECTLY FROM THE SHOW instantly calls to mind hitler making his deal with russia to divide poland between them. rumor has it of a secret FINAL EPISODE much like the FINAL SOLUTION where all undesirable snorks without blue skin and orange hair are taken to crematoriums (HOW DO SNORKS EVEN BURN POOR JEW SNORKS UNDERWATER HUH!!!!????) in summary one should never "play along with the snorks" unless you want you or your child to become cheap underwater rip-offs of the smurfs that murder defenseless queer jew snorks |
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