Hello I'm the cartoonizer, I take a look at old cartoons to see if they hold up to today's standards. Today we're going to take a look at the well loved classic Sponge Bob Square Pants and we're already off to a great start with that completely loving retarded rear end title. I doesn't tell you anything about what the show might be about or anything. Like, am I suppose to just guess that this fuckfest will be worth watching? Looking past that MAJOR flaw, the rest of the show doesn't have much substance either. The characters don't have any nuances, they're just a of simple traits with a voice. The crab is greedy, the sponge is annoying, the starfish is lazy and stupid. There are. I character arcs, hell there is no continuity between the episodes what so ever! How are you supposed to develop a convincing character if they can't remember any of the previous loving episodes?! It's like they wrote this show for kids! Overall it's a loving atrocious mess that don't hold any water to some more modern shows like Breaking Bad or The Wire and I have no idea how anyone could find this clustershitting assdick to be entertaining. I'm the cartoonizer and next week we'll be tackling my most requested cartoon yet. Oh yes, Dora the titfucking Explorer. See you guys then! |
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