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Ok I have 2 years left in my contract and my DOD obligated overseas tour is over, leaving me with 2 more years of shore duty. I would like some recommendations of not gay bases to go to.
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ManMythLegend posted:What's your rate? IT, aka printer bitch. I have potential billets virtually everywhere.
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Sep 10, 2014 02:15
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Boon posted:Go to Norfolk. Been to Norfolk. It was gay.
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Sep 10, 2014 02:22
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ManMythLegend posted:See if you can snatch a billet in Monterey. They've got both Secret and Top Secret vaults that need computer janitors. They still had sailors tinkering with them circa 3 years ago. It's a chill as he'll command, and one of the most beautiful areas of the planet. Will definitely check that one out. CMS-ID is in the Scrub phase so cool guys like myself can't get in.
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Sep 10, 2014 02:34
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Octopode posted:Just be forewarned, I'm pretty sure most of the ITs at NPS end up working at the helpdesk spending their days explaining how to work projectors to PhDs and how to connect to a VPN to dumb graduate students. If it pays the bills, and isn't straight up terrible, I could give a gently caress. There are fates worse than that 
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Sep 10, 2014 02:35
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TheQuietWilds posted:I'd go for overseas shore commands - base administrative services or hospitals in Europe (or maybe Guam, I personally loved Guam, but a lot of people seem to feel like it sucks dick. When I transferred to 29 Palms it was like being repeatedly punched in the dick with retard fists) The issue is my rate is oconus/conus rotation, I did one conus tour, one oconus now, so I have to go back to a CONUS station. I don't have to go back to sea if I don't want to, but I do have to adhere to the conus/oconus flow regardless. I'm sure if I wanted to shoot myself in the dick I could go oconus sea, but haha no way in hell if I have the option of a conus shore/sea billet. orange juche fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Sep 10, 2014 |
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Sep 10, 2014 03:25
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ManMythLegend posted:Good call, but I prefer to think of Admiral Bulkeley as my spirit animal. Just get a meerschaum pipe and call it a day. They come in a gently caress ton of styles and they smoke really smooth IMO.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:34
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ManMythLegend posted:Good call, but I prefer to think of Admiral Bulkeley as my spirit animal. VADM Bulkeley's bio posted:
Bulkeley was a loving nut 
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Sep 10, 2014 04:11
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buttplug posted:Oh, is that what it is? I totally didn't get that the first time around. lol look at buttplug pullin the are honor poo poo
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Sep 11, 2014 03:32
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I must be on the gayest base in the Navy, I just made an open offer to a free case of Budweiser, not one person took me up on it, and I asked like 20 people. Budweiser may not be the best beer, but it's still alright for beer pong etc. I mean gently caress, people drink Natty ice  (roommate moved out, left case of budweiser, and I drink Sam Adams)
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Sep 12, 2014 09:36
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poopkitty posted:Confused. You won't even drink it and you're puzzled. LOL. Look at yourself. Beer pong needs at a minimum 2 people.  I wouldn't use Sam Adams for beer pong, Budweiser and lesser beers are fine for that.
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Sep 12, 2014 09:40
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Sir Lucius posted:I would drink budweiser before I drank Sam Adams. But then again I'm also gay for blue moon. Don't like dark beers? Also, blue moon is incredibly gay.
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Sep 12, 2014 09:47
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Sir Lucius posted:I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I drink what I like. Which is gallons of cum.
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Sep 13, 2014 12:37
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Angry Fish posted:The LCS will get better by ship #80 I swear.
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Sep 15, 2014 14:52
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poopkitty posted:Nope. Sailor suicide. Also the "XO" in the news story in the Navy times is in no way involved. By all accounts JSW is one of the best ships on the waterfront. The report message reads MUCH differently than the Navy Times Article. How in the gently caress did Enterprise have 2 successful suicides and 2 attempted on deployment and Mewborne not get relieved?
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Sep 18, 2014 12:33
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Schlabbalabba posted:Ket, be proud of me, I applied for a job today. Command wants to deny my 1306 to go back to subs, so I'm considering getting out as an actual possibility. Hovercraft are ghey... I remember a couple years back you were like "gently caress subs I hate them" lol
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Sep 25, 2014 04:39
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Future Schlabbalabba posted:gently caress THE RESERVES THE RESERVES ARE GAY
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Sep 25, 2014 13:50
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Pandasmores posted:Chemtrails. I laughed really hard about the crazy ex-military dude who said he had to warn the President that the atmosphere had been destroyed.
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Sep 27, 2014 12:36
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:knew this asthmatic retard boot who claimed he had insomnia, but every night in garrison at like 9 or 10 this shithead would drive into town and grab a fuckin starbucks latte with 14 shots of espresso. then he would stay up all night and fall asleep midday and get loving hazed Did you draw dicks on his face in sharpie and give him a shitler? If not, missed opportunity IMO
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