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emmie

im like haha gently caress and the grad students working there are like

and im like haha wrong door sorry

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you should have beaten up the grad students to assert your dominance over the nerds

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Vynar posted:

you should have beaten up the grad students to assert your dominance over the nerds

then cummed over tehri feet

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


There was a classroom right next to the bathrooms at my university and they had the same exact doors and I had to poop really bad and I opened the door to what I thought was the men's room but it was a classroom and people all turned and looked at me and I was all, "How am I going to be able to poope with all these people in here."

tradjik

i hate dreams where u trying to get from one side iof a classroom to another but u hav to walk thru it and ur like sorry yep just walking thru ur class room okay cya later

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
"How am I going to be able to poope with all these people in here." - Thomas Edison

emmie

WetNightmare posted:

"How am I going to be able to poope with all these people in here." - Thomas Edison

the impetus for inventing the lightswitch actually. so he could poope in the dark

Kurnugia

by Nyc_Tattoo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

There was a classroom right next to the bathrooms at my university and they had the same exact doors and I had to poop really bad and I opened the door to what I thought was the men's room but it was a classroom and people all turned and looked at me and I was all, "How am I going to be able to poope with all these people in here."

How did you solve this dilemma?

google THIS

Kurnugia posted:

How did you solve this dilemma?

yeah it sounds like there's definitely more to the story

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Kurnugia posted:

How did you solve this dilemma?

I decided not to poop in the classroom, found the bathroom and pooped in a toilet.

:tipshat:

Kurnugia

by Nyc_Tattoo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I decided not to poop in the classroom, found the bathroom and pooped in a toilet.

:tipshat:

quick thinking there mate :thumbsup:

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I decided not to poop in the classroom, found the bathroom and pooped in a toilet.

:tipshat:

one day i hope i can be a grown up like you :yaycloud:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Kimmalah posted:

one day i hope i can be a grown up like you :yaycloud:

That was the day I earned my 'big boy' pants. I tell you man, the minute you get out of your diaps it's a whole different world out there.

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

That was the day I earned my 'big boy' pants. I tell you man, the minute you get out of your diaps it's a whole different world out there.

poopin in the big boy toilet itt

seriously though my brother's wife just had a baby so this is a great time to add diaps to my vocabulary :laffo:

Izumi Konata

by Ralp
" hi, i'm here with the Daily Student, and i can wait until everyone here has a free moment."

"...."

"okay. in light of current events, i wished to poll up and coming researchers enrolled in an internationally accredited lab recently ranked amongst the top ten best in a national survey conducted by the bill and melinda gates charitable trust. as you all know, technology has recently made great progress in curing disease. if i may take a moment of your time, how do you think eugenics will benefit the future generations of humanity?"

Kurnugia

by Nyc_Tattoo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

That was the day I earned my 'big boy' pants. I tell you man, the minute you get out of your diaps it's a whole different world out there.

well yeah, but i think i'll still stick to diapers when i go out. toilets are hard to come by in the vacuum of space

Mr. Merdle

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Izumi Konata posted:

" hi, i'm here with the Daily Student, and i can wait until everyone here has a free moment."

"...."

"okay. in light of current events, i wished to poll up and coming researchers enrolled in an internationally accredited lab recently ranked amongst the top ten best in a national survey conducted by the bill and melinda gates charitable trust. as you all know, technology has recently made great progress in curing disease. if i may take a moment of your time, how do you think eugenics will benefit the future generations of humanity?"

That's a lot of words. Is this a true story?

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Izumi Konata

by Ralp

Lil Peeler posted:

That's a lot of words. Is this a true story?

pinocchio lied, hitler died.

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