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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Video Gamer X put in: Theoretically speaking it just might happen... An anti-time causality loop ruptured the space-time continuum between gaming universes and directly influenced Zelda during a REM hypnogogic state to invision the spirited likenesses of a short fat man in red and blue suspenders, a taller green fat man with with a wierd mustache, and an odd green Dinosaur thing. Using her telepathic powers she contacted these ephemeral beings across the void between dimensions and beseeched their allowance to depict their greatness upon the castle wall. Low an behold the dastarly Bowser tried to sever the mind-link and used the Orb of 'Shroom to seal the temporal rupture. But, just then the Orb of 'Shroom was stolen by his lizardly kid Iggy and absconded to the wasteland world of Iggy World where he pointed the Orb of Shroom at the ill fated world of Wendy World and sent it to a strange alternate timeline of Super Mario Brothers 3. Meanwhile Mario and Luigi ate pasta, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate... Zelda was so facinated by his mystical powers to consume mass quanitites that she ordered the Royal artist to emblazon the corridors of Hyrule Castle with this omniscent being. Oddly enough, this Green Dinosaur thing called a Yoshi came and ate the entire sub space world of Super Mario Bros. 2 and thus deteriorated the temporal disturbance and severed Zelda's visions. Ever since that hallowed day, Zelda stares wistfully at the likenesses of the great ones who had expressed the secrets of infinite linguine consumption to her. This all could have been averted if Old Captain Picard in one of the timeframes collaborated with Luke Skywalker to use the force to strenthen the inverse tachyon beam. Put that in your pipe, and smoke it, bub.

Read more: The Odyssey of Hyrule-Mario in Zelda? http://www.odysseyofhyrule.com/zmario.htm#ixzz3CMX1MBig
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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Cobweb Heart posted:

ATTENTION FANS AND VISTORS. THIS SITE IS UNDERGOING A MAJOR UPDATE AND OVERHAUL. THE NEW ODYSSEY OF HYRULE LEGENDARY EDITION HAS NOW TAKEN OVER FULL FUNCTIONALITY OF THE OLD ODYSSEY OF HYRULE. CHECK OUT MY PROGRESS ON THE NEW SITE. THROUGHOUT THIS MONTH I WILL BE CONSTANTLY UPDATING THE NEW SITE. PLEASE REPORT ANY ERRORS YOU MAY ENCOUNTER. DO NOT UPDATE BOOKMARKS WITH THE NEW WEB ADDRESS YET AS THE FINAL WEB ADDRESS WILL BE DIFFERENT AND ANYONE WHO HAS NOT VISITED THE ODYSSEY IN AWHILE WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY REDIRECTED TO THE NEW WEB ADDRESS. THERE WILL BE GREAT THINGS TO COME FOR ZELDA AND THE ODYSSEY OF HYRULE IN 2005!

:unsmith: I wonder what he's doing now
probably masturbating

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

No Such Thing posted:

or from the looks of it, a windwaker reference.
Zelda has the wind waker as a weapon doesn't she

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