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Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

Qadaffi Taffy fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Sep 4, 2014

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
put it back in

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
I'm sorry.

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
Nice thread tag RETARD

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Congrats, name it Booger.

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
aw gently caress forgot thread tag

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Are you sure its yours? Consult Maury IMO.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
not yours; cucked

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

welp, your life's over, ya done hosed up

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

What will u name him, sephiroth or turok

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The kid's middle name should be "Gibbis." Nobody cares about middle names anyway.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Give ya tree fiddy for it.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

i dont think you need to breastfeed it that early

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Name it Bruce Wayne (your last name)

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

congratulations. who's the father?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

subhuman filth posted:

i dont think you need to breastfeed it that early

No, you're wrong. The first thing you're supposed to do after being born and spanked by the doctor is clamp down on a boob.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

420 SMOEK A WEED BIRTH A DICKBUTT ERR DAY

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
You got the scrubs that no nurse ever wants to wear, and has been sitting on the floor of a locker as a nest for rat babies.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
op blow up the nicu now

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
better post whilst you still can, op

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

your wife's pretty hairy

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Ok, four dolla for it, but no more.

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

Spanish Manlove posted:

your wife's pretty hairy

Don't kink shame

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Idiot Syncratic posted:

welp, your life's over, ya done hosed up

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007
facebook

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

ItBurns posted:

facebook

Ah, noted Ladies' Thread lurker AlBorland. ::marks something down in namechange.xlsx::

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007

Momohime Katsumi posted:

Ah, noted Ladies' Thread lurker AlBorland. ::marks something down in namechange.xlsx::

The av was a groupon.

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
why you nipples out? baby drink man malk?

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

enzeen posted:

why you nipples out? baby drink man malk?

She ended up needing a c-section. So the doctors encourage skin to skin contact as soon as possible after birth. Since my wife's guts were literally out from surgery she can't have the baby so the father is encouraged to do the skin to skin.

The little dickbutt did try to feed off my chest hair. I felt bad that I couldn't feed her haha.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
when they send you home alone enjoy the last night of good sleep you will ever have again

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.
Your wife has a hairy chest OP

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ded posted:

when they send you home alone enjoy the last night of good sleep you will ever have again

It'll be alright OP, babbys die of SIDS all the time

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

who's the father?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Tuxedo Gin posted:

who's the father?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0li-wH3W5Yo

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Darth123123 posted:

It'll be alright OP, babbys die of SIDS all the time

A friend of mine killed a baby because he and the mother would not stop smoking. It was very sad.

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

ProfessorMurder posted:

A friend of mine killed a baby because he and the mother would not stop smoking. It was very sad.

That's p hosed up. I would not be friends with that person.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
name it sexcopter

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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
you look like the guy from its always sunny

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