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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
halfway completion cutscene was trippier than the 100% completion one and therefore better

what a shame

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Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
Cool, OP. I thought the whole game was pretty boring in general. Especially when i realized that the mysterious alphabet thing wasn't ever gonna get translated for me and i'd have to autism it out

Can't wait for the inevitable phil fish thread derail tho

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i played a little. then i developed incontinence.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i am pretty sure this two things are linked

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VideoGames posted:

i am pretty sure this two things are linked
they are. you need to follow phil fish on twitter to make it go away

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

quakster posted:

they are. you need to follow phil fish on twitter to make it go away

i dont have a twitter. i feel it breeds stupidty and i am dumb enough

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VideoGames posted:

i dont have a twitter. i feel it breeds stupidty and i am dumb enough
serves you right for playing fez, then

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

i thought fez was supremely boring, for the hour that i played. it also crashed twice, including the fake crash at the start, which was fairly epic.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

quakster posted:

serves you right for playing fez, then

if it helps i didn't complete it, i didnt even get passed a whole yellow block thing. my pants immediately filled with shart and continued this way until i put the controller down.

im still a massive dumb dickhead tho

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
I was worried that we wouldn't be getting our monthly Fez hating thread but OP delivered. Thanks! Also Fez is poo poo.

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
I liked it

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


fez can suck my dick. choke on it

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
fez accomplished its mission, which was to get you to never forget about phil fish

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

did you know phil fish has personality problems

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
"Fez is bad, but Phil Fish is actually really good" - someone in the last of these threads

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it had some ok puzzles but gently caress that fuckign clokc. who want to get cube that exist only at 12 am every othere day??? and the final puzzle is apparently unfinished because??? and if you do it on 360 it corrupts your save???????????

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
fez has nothing worth remembering but phil fish is a laff riot

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

i like phil fish because he makes gamers furious.

havent played fez.

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

gonna give you a noogie for that post

hold you upside down and flush the toilet, make your dogs watch as I own you

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
Im gonna punch you out like my boy Little Mac, bullying aint cool.
Also indie games, as a concept, are a good thing and I like them.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

quakster posted:

played through fez

I assumed you were hopeless from here

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
I played fez and enjoyed it, also My dick is plugged with impacted poo poo.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

fez started development in 2007

crush came out in 2007

coincidence? i think not

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012

Sir John Feelgood posted:

i like phil fish because he makes gamers furious.

havent played fez.

phil seems like a pretty furious man himself

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

you could say his tweeting style is

2fast2furious :cool:

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i love watching phel feshz meltdown. guys an idiot and tweets the most ridiculous poo poo on twitter.

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012


lol

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

zen death robot posted:

Fez is bad, but Phil Fish is actually really good

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

"You're doing something for a cause! But, uh...not the right cause! Instead talk about this thing you're probably not knowledgeable about that takes place in a country you don't live in!"

Phil Fish is beyond help.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i very nearly considered joining twitter when i saw fish' tweet saying he would sell the fez ip. i was going to offer a portion of fish and chips, five mini scaled reproductions of the Taj Mahal and a belt.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

VideoGames posted:

i very nearly considered joining twitter when i saw fish' tweet saying he would sell the fez ip. i was going to offer a portion of fish and chips, five mini scaled reproductions of the Taj Mahal and a belt.

LOL!

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

poo poo, was that offer too much?

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
ahahaha

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663819

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Lol at Synthys posts

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Lol at Synthys posts

Oil of Paris posted:

hold the presses. weve got a release from faggotfrank69 that might change everything

Soral
May 30, 2009

remember when phil fish cancelled his game when some pasty fat balding nerd called him a hipster on a podcast


that pasty fat balding nerd was me

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Soral posted:

remember when phil fish cancelled his game when some pasty fat balding nerd called him a hipster on a podcast


that pasty fat balding nerd was me

You piece of poo poo!

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Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Fellis posted:

Cool, OP. I thought the whole game was pretty boring in general. Especially when i realized that the mysterious alphabet thing wasn't ever gonna get translated for me and i'd have to autism it out

Can't wait for the inevitable phil fish thread derail tho

you weren't high as gently caress I'm betting

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