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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Here's the thread to post your own business cards - or just to post the craziest and silliest business cards you've found on the net! Feel free to blur out any name/address data - we're just interested in the good graphic design on the card.

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




THis is some serious hardware/software crap, op.


Can I talk about how my chooks cant stop laying eggs in this thread?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




also can you design a bespoke business card for my wifes etsy crafty business that makes no money she can pay you with little lovely kids dresses she makes

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010



bring back that apple logo steve

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

THis is some serious hardware/software crap, op.

Tbh I expect that YosPos would have a "looser" sensibility with their card design, something "out of the ordinary".

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




heres hoping

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010



i misread "good books" as good looks and chuckled

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

no they will not

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Miley Virus posted:



i misread "good books" as good looks and chuckled

thats a creepy rear end business card, it must be nice to be tenured

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

nice i can grind my pills on this card

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

thats a creepy rear end business card, it must be nice to be tenured

please do not describe richard m. stallman as creepy/linux

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

no they will not posted:

Here's the thread to post your own business cards - or just to post the craziest and silliest business cards you've found on the net! Feel free to blur out any name/address data - we're just interested in the good graphic design on the card.

mine's just a qr code with a link to my posting history

and no, they will not hire me

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013


what are the numbers for

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

syscall girl posted:

no, they will not

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Bloody posted:

what are the numbers for

its probably the serial number of the business card

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I got some of those moo.com mini photo cards with some vacation pictures on them, suits my needs

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
anhd probably maps to a spreadsheet woz has of "who has what card"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
so that if anybody ever says "haha ive got Woz card #872" he can look it up, and if the owner does not match the holder, he can go _apeshit_ on somebody

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

i assumed it was meant to be phone number but that's just an area code?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

sneaking mission has surprisingly nice cards

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

Miley Virus posted:



i misread "good books" as good looks and chuckled



:gonk:

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
i just have a vcard lol

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i don't have a business card. i'm too low on the "totem pole."

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007


richard "tender embraces" stallman

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Mido posted:

richard "tender embraces" stallman

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007


oh my god

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010


least it aint a hoverhand

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
if you hold your Pilot out and point it at the screen, I'll beam it to you!

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.





lol

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

LOL

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

:vince:

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

wait is that real

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
megapixels in that camera are clearly too high for that to be stallman. it's just a lookalike. quite a shocker though imo

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

Miley Virus posted:

least it aint a hoverhand

:agreed:, stallman don't fuckin play around

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
also

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i just have a vcard lol

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

so that if anybody ever says "haha ive got Woz card #872" he can look it up, and if the owner does not match the holder, he can go _apeshit_ on somebody

disrespect the card, you disrespect him

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M83-stGDR6E&t=26s

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