1KoB Week 2: Only One Player On Monday Night, You Clowns

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I think we tried punting yardage a year or two ago for the hell of it but no one ever used it.

# ? Sep 10, 2014 21:26

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# ? May 6, 2024 20:31

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Ok here goes:

Chris Johnson (NYJ) - Rushing
Chris Ivory (NYJ) - Rushing
Bilal Powell (NYJ) - Rushing
Geno Smith (NYJ) - Passing
Antonio Brown (PIT) - Receiving
Vincent Jackson (TB) - Receiving
Roddy White (ATL) - Receiving

TUCKER# - Andrew Luck - Passing

Rex loves his run game so you better believe that he's appearing at the bottom of this post

# ? Sep 10, 2014 21:59

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Great White Hope posted:

I dunno, based on his fear of a Phoenix secondary, I'm thinking he's just delusional.

Eh, they were the Phoenix Cardinals for a while when I was in like, junior high, but that was at least 20 years ago. Close to 25.

Hmm, wait... 25 years ago, even good QBs didn't throw for 300 yards all that often. 300 yards in a game was a pretty big deal. Maybe he's stuck in the early 90s?

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Sep 10, 2014

# ? Sep 10, 2014 22:02

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Fenrir posted:

Eh, they were the Phoenix Cardinals for a while when I was in like, junior high, but that was at least 20 years ago. Close to 25.

Hmm, wait... 25 years ago, even good QBs didn't throw for 300 yards all that often. 300 yards in a game was a pretty big deal. Maybe he's stuck in the early 90s?

Ehh they play in Phoenix same thing. I doubt the fine folk in Flagstaff are ardent supporters of the Cards anyway.

# ? Sep 10, 2014 23:19

Roumba: Jun 29, 2005; Buglord

Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing
Drew Brees - Passing
Arian Foster - Rushing
Jimmy Graham - Receiving
Tucker # Andrew Luck - Passing

C'mon beginners' luck!

# ? Sep 10, 2014 23:23

Tavarin: May 10, 2003; I am definitely a madman with a box

AJ Green - Receiving Yards
Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:29

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Nystral posted:

Tucker: P. Rivers - Passing Yards

Just so you know, I think you were looking at last weeks Monday Nighters as Rivers doesn't play Monday night this week :ssh:

# ? Sep 11, 2014 05:09

Aztec Galactus: Sep 12, 2002

EJ Manuel - Passing Yards
Eli Manning - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards

Tucker - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 11, 2014 05:43

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Matt Stafford - passing
Derek Carr - passing
Jimmy Graham - Receiving

Tucker: Andrew Luck - passing

# ? Sep 11, 2014 06:01

von Metternich: May 7, 2007; Why the hell not?

Matt Ryan-passing.
Carson Palmer-passing
Drew Brees-passing

Tucker:Trent Richardson:rushing

(That may count as not having a Tucker number at all, come to think of it)

# ? Sep 11, 2014 08:30

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:

I think we tried punting yardage a year or two ago for the hell of it but no one ever used it.

I allowed it when I ran this thing and it was stupid and horrible

# ? Sep 11, 2014 12:45

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Tom Brady - Passing yardage
Aaron Rodgers - Passing yardage
Russell Wilson - Passing yardage
DeMarco Murray - Rushing yardage
Julian Edelman - Receiving yardage
Tucker: LeSean McCoy - Rushing yardage

i get the feeling "hey at least I didn't bust" is going to be my year in 1kob

# ? Sep 11, 2014 12:55

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Matt Stafford - Passing
Andy Dalton - Passing
Jimmy Graham - Receiving
Arian Foster - Rushing

Tucker Number : Lesean McCoy - Rushing

# ? Sep 11, 2014 14:58

OBR: Apr 9, 2009

Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards
Peyton Manning - Passing yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing yards

Tucker number:Andrew Luck - Passing yards

# ? Sep 11, 2014 14:58

Terror Shark: Dec 17, 2010

First week of doing this:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards
Tom Brady - Passing yards
Frank Gore - Rushing yards

Tucker Number: LeSean McCoy - Rushing yards

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:38

DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Drew Brees - Passing
Russel Wilson - Passing
Maurice Jones-Drew - Rushing

Tucker Number
Andrew Luck - Passing

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:48

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Peyton Manning - passing yards
Adrian Peterson - rushing yards
Calvin Johnson - receiving yards
Larry Fitzgerald - receiving yards

Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - passing yards

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# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:55

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Matt Cassel - Passing Yards
Michael Floyd - Receiving Yards
Brian Quick - Receiving Yards
Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
Nick Foles - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:26

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

PALMER!!!!

P. Manning - Passing Yards
E. Manning - Passing Yards
C. Palmer - Passing Yards

Tucker: ~~P. Rivers - Passing Yards~~ A. Luck - Passing Yards

Betting on Eli Manning not having a good game against a tough PHX Secondary

In fact I'm so in love with this list I'm going to up the ante!!!

EDIT: Rivers is not playing on Monday, subbing in Luck. Per rules this is a new post. Still hoping for crappy Eli against the Cards and Ryan token.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 01:06

Skillface: Oct 7, 2012

Peyton Manning - Passing yards
Jake Locker - Passing yards
Matt Ryan - Passing yards
Arian Foster - Rushing yards
Alfred Morris - Rushing yards

Tucker Number: Lesean McCoy - Rushing yards

# ? Sep 12, 2014 01:33

Horse Inspector: Aug 11, 2005; privacy publicly displayed

Too late for Thursday, oops.

Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
A.J. Green - Receiving Yards
Brian Hartline - Receiving Yards
Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards
Steven Jackson - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 12, 2014 15:09

ffoecaf: Sep 17, 2005; Get Off My Lawn

Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Nick Foles - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 12, 2014 17:58

Foranzan: Sep 22, 2006; I'm a public embarrassment, I'm a bottle of diet poison

Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
Geno Smith - Passing Yards
Derek Carr - Passing Yards

Tucker Number:

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 12, 2014 19:08

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Josh McCown - Passing Yards
Eli Manning - Passing Yards
AJ Green - Receiving Yards
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards
Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - TY Hilton - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 12, 2014 19:17

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Marques Colston - Receiving
Jeremy Ross - Receiving
The 12th Man - Receiving

Tucker #:

Andrew Luck - Rushing

# ? Sep 12, 2014 22:36

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Jake Locker - Passing Yards
Toby Gerheart - Rushing Yards
Julius Thomas - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number Lesean McCoy Rushing and Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:36

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Grozz I edited my post, just letting you know since it's a few days old. No one on my list has played yet since it's literally just the Packers offense and Reggie Wayne for the monday night requirement.

e: gently caress it, I'll just post the new list here, no one I had played yet anyway, yay gimmick lists, hope this doesn't backfire horribly

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Eddie Lacy - Rushing
James Starks - Rushing
John Kuhn - Rushing
DuJuan Harris - Rushing
Jordy Nelson - Receiving
Randall Cobb - Receiving
Jarrett Boykin - Receiving
Davante Adams - Receiving
Andrew Quarless - Receiving
Jeff Janis - Receiving

Tucker#: Reggie Wayne, Receiving

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Sep 13, 2014

# ? Sep 13, 2014 02:21

totally losing my mime: Aug 3, 2012; The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out; Fun Shoe

Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 13, 2014 05:31

Phiggle: Apr 26, 2007; And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-Crow, our hero, Earthworm Jim, wins back the heart of the lovely COW

New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards
New Orleans Saints - Receiving Yards
Denver Broncos - Rushing Yards
Denver Broncos - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Reggie Wayne - Receiving Yards
Token: Revis

# ? Sep 13, 2014 21:25

Felter Chesthard: Sep 11, 2001

Tony Romo - Passing
Jake Locker - Passing
Pierre Thomas - Receiving

Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - Passing

# ? Sep 14, 2014 01:04

Gandalf21: May 17, 2012

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Reggie Wayne - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 01:19

Bachtere

Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug

Matthew Stafford - Passing
Carson Palmer - Passing
DeMarco Murray - Rushing
Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Alfred Morris - Rushing

Tucker #: Reggie Wayne - Receiving

Revis Token

# ? Sep 14, 2014 04:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Drew Brees - passing
Matt Stafford - passing
Vernon Davis - receiving
Tucker Number: Lesean McCoy - rushing

# ? Sep 14, 2014 05:04

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

gently caress it, let's try what worked last week.

Peyton Manning - Pass Yards
Matthew Stafford - Pass Yards
Tucker: Andrew Luck - Pass Yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 05:32

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Bjay9 posted:

~~Carson Palmer - Passing Yards~~
~~Jake Locker - Passing Yards~~
~~Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards~~
~~Giovanni Bernard - Rushing Yards~~
~~Greg Jennings - Receiving Yards~~

~~Tucker Number - Dwayne Allen - Receiving Yards~~

Edited for obvious reasons.

Bjay9 fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Sep 14, 2014

# ? Sep 14, 2014 08:20

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Carson Palmer - Passing yards
Josh McCown - Passing yards
Jordy Nelson - Receiving yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving yards
Michael Crabtree - Receiving yards
Matt Forte - Rushing yards

Tucker Number - LeSean McCoy - Rushing yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 11:20

pixelbot2000: May 11, 2004; Pay your pussy bill

Drew Brees - passing
Derek Carr - passing
DeMarco Murray - rushing
AJ Green - receiving
Matt Forte - rushing
Rod Streater - receiving
Tucker # - Darren Sproles - rushing

# ? Sep 14, 2014 12:02

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Matt Ryan - Passing
Andy Dalton - Passing
Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing

Tucker Number: Lesean McCoy - Receiving

# ? Sep 14, 2014 13:25

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Drew Brees - Passing
Russell Wilson - Passing
Chris Johnson - Rushing
Colin Kaepernick - Rushing
DeSean Jackson - Receiving
Brian Quick - Receiving

Tucker Number: LeSean McCoy - Rushing

# ? Sep 14, 2014 13:58

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# ? May 6, 2024 20:31

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Busted by 15 yards :negative:

Let's hope this week goes better.

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards
Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 14, 2014 15:01

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