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gonna kill em lol

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a ritard

by XyloJW
catch a feral cat and lock it in your attic lol

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a ritard posted:

catch a feral cat and lock it in your attic lol

then I'd have to send another animal in to kill the cat once he was done it'd be like the old lady who swallowed a fly except my attic

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Jett posted:

gonna finger em lol

Cyber Dog

have u considered simply being nice

Cyber Dog

(to the squirells)(

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they're pooping on the insulation and probably chewing on wires they started it

a ritard

by XyloJW
one time i had a similar problem so i set my attic on fire. DO NOT DO THIS it will only create more problems.

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Call Boris and Natasha.

Lil Cunty


spray them with hairspray until they die

that is what i do with spiders and it works p good

Scaly Haylie

JackBadass posted:

Call Boris and Natasha.

how's he gonna get the moose up there?

SIDS Vicious


ill comeget ridf of your squirrels jett

Scaly Haylie

Iggy Koopa posted:

ill comeget ridf of your squirrels jett

by feeding them some of your world-famous gravy?

SIDS Vicious


Lizard Wizard posted:

by feeding them some of your world-famous gravy?

hahaha

Lil Cunty


Lizard Wizard posted:

by feeding them some of your world-famous gravy?

bird.

have you tried laying a trail of nuts from the attic to out of the front door

Pizzatime

BrownianMotion posted:

have you tried laying a trail of nuts from the attic to out of the front door

they will collect them and store them in the attic

A Time To Chill

attic looks a lot like attc so i clicked on this thread. welp that's all thanks for listening

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

Lizard Wizard posted:

how's he gonna get the moose up there?

Leave a trail of peanuts.

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Pizzatime posted:

they will collect them and store them in the attic

yeah if real life worked that way i would also be waiting at the end of the trail of nuts with a giant mallet and when the squirrel grabbed the last nut i would try to crush it but get this: the squirrel's skull would stop the mallet dead, and then it would shatter, and then i would shatter

Budget Prefuse

holy poo poo...im getting a transmission from alternate universe byob...im patchin u guys through




Oh Don Piano
tell them you've bought several large containers of mixed nuts from costco and theyre outside, sweeten the deal by saying what % lower amount of peanuts are in the mix

FluffieDuckie

Budget Cop posted:

holy poo poo...im getting a transmission from alternate universe byob...im patchin u guys through






:vince:

SIDS Vicious


Budget Cop posted:

holy poo poo...im getting a transmission from alternate universe byob...im patchin u guys through






hahahaha jesus christ i love you

bwatts

sid vicious seal of approval, hell yes. welcome to the yob, prefuse. you've made it

SIDS Vicious


haha i didnt know that was prefuse

bird.

What if the peanuts were filled with bombs

FluffieDuckie

Iggy Koopa posted:

haha i didnt know that was prefuse

you already said you love him. no take backs

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

BrownianMotion posted:

What if the peanuts were filled with bombs

They aren't.

Scaly Haylie

tell them there's portable nut now, and then they'll go play nut outside

SIDS Vicious


FluffieDuckie posted:

you already said you love him. no take backs

i always loved prefuse :)

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Lizard Wizard posted:

tell them there's portable nut now, and then they'll go play nut outside

well ok but I set rat traps baited with peanut butter up there before I even posted this thread so they may not be in a talkative mood right now

vapoursquid

none other
prefuse is the suprise byob star poster

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inri would probably ironically post something like that here so he's actually the same in both universes :aaa:

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