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BigSexyWitGlasses

please try and cheer me up BYOB

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Budget Prefuse

LOL

edit: wrong thread

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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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WindmillSlayer

Cancer.

Cancer is when cells forget to die, or thats how my elementary teacher explained it to the class before she had to leave because the chemo left her far from healthy.

Cancer forgets to die, but the people don't. They still die. My teacher did.

Words mean everything.

Cancer.

Death.

Chemo.

Reliance.

The moment when people stop calling you, giving you support.

The moment the flowers don't arrive anymore.

The moment when you stop caring about the flowers, because it's just to much effort.

The tubes.

In the mouth. The arm. Cathed. Four or five tubes.

They hurt, but it's to much effort to care.

Cancer keeps on forgetting to die. You suppose it might be doing it on purpose.

But you never forget how to die. Your doctor might tell you how to die. He might even help you.

The morphine drip comes down the tube, just a little to much for your withered and weary body.

You know how to die. It's the only thing you have enough energy to care about anymore.

You keep pressing the little grey button.

You suddenly care about the calls.

About the flowers.

About the people who cared about you, regardless of how long ago it was.

You remember.

And you wish you hadn't pressed the button so many times.

A nurse walks in and sees you. She gives a sad smile and leaves.

You're too tired to cry out.

Almost, but not quite, too tired to care. Even about death.

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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
sweet, emo WMS is back, I love emo WMS

Budget Prefuse

holy poo poo i cant believe he got the motherfuckin aids and died hahahaha.....wtf...this isnt the thread i was looking for

dogcrash truther

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Here comes
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Budget Cop posted:

holy poo poo i cant believe he got the motherfuckin aids and died hahahaha.....wtf...this isnt the thread i was looking for

it's nice, now that you've become a byob regular. welcome friend. :)

Budget Prefuse

ahhh the title of the thread is depessing but im sure the content is going to be epic funny hahaha


BigSexyWitGlasses posted:

please try and cheer me up BYOB

FluffieDuckie

I.N.R.I
LOL

dogcrash truther
he's sad, because his mome has breast cancer

the unabonger

dogcrash truther posted:

he's sad, because his mome has breast cancer

someone should cheer him up

i am he

dogcrash truther

The Fresh Prince posted:

someone should cheer him up

maybe your'e some kind of god of comedy that can take a guy whose mom has breast cancer and make him smile, but i'cant do it. it's hosed up that she has breast cancer. it's a terrible thing.

FluffieDuckie

dogcrash truther posted:

maybe your'e some kind of god of comedy that can take a guy whose mom has breast cancer and make him smile, but i'cant do it. it's hosed up that she has breast cancer. it's a terrible thing.

i posted a dog :shrug:

Budget Prefuse

me: loll i was eatin this huge rear end weed pizza and posting on byob about the funniest f*cking cat i saw lately lol and-
op: my mom has breast cancer
me:

tao of lmao

Budget Cop posted:

me: loll i was eatin this huge rear end weed pizza and posting on byob about the funniest f*cking cat i saw lately lol and-
op: my mom has breast cancer
me:

google THIS

WindmillSlayer posted:

Cancer.

Cancer is when cells forget to die, or thats how my elementary teacher explained it to the class before she had to leave because the chemo left her far from healthy.

Cancer forgets to die, but the people don't. They still die. My teacher did.

Words mean everything.

Cancer.

Death.

Chemo.

Reliance.

The moment when people stop calling you, giving you support.

The moment the flowers don't arrive anymore.

The moment when you stop caring about the flowers, because it's just to much effort.

The tubes.

In the mouth. The arm. Cathed. Four or five tubes.

They hurt, but it's to much effort to care.

Cancer keeps on forgetting to die. You suppose it might be doing it on purpose.

But you never forget how to die. Your doctor might tell you how to die. He might even help you.

The morphine drip comes down the tube, just a little to much for your withered and weary body.

You know how to die. It's the only thing you have enough energy to care about anymore.

You keep pressing the little grey button.

You suddenly care about the calls.

About the flowers.

About the people who cared about you, regardless of how long ago it was.

You remember.

And you wish you hadn't pressed the button so many times.

A nurse walks in and sees you. She gives a sad smile and leaves.

You're too tired to cry out.

Almost, but not quite, too tired to care. Even about death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omu_bePQ4Lc

tao of lmao

srsly though, sorry about your mom, bro

dogcrash truther
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdciOXroU9o

i am he

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txj6ROnIUIo for ducktales fans. i hope youre one.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Ops mom wants op to know:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Diqnol

She puts the cans in cancer

i am he

anime gently caress pillow posted:

She puts the cans in cancer

holy...

Scaly Haylie

anime gently caress pillow posted:

She puts the cans in cancer

Unfortunately she also put cancer in her cans.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


My mom had breast cancer in 1991 and now she's fine. She only has one breast and can't lift her left arm, but she's fine.

OH! and the chemotherapy cured her arthritis!

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
chemo is the nectar of the gods

DinosaurDavid

Froody
Cancer sucks OP. Breast one really sucks. My dad got the old prostate cancer, but they managed to get the old surgery on the go. Mate of mine got the testicle cancer as well, now he rocks a prosthetic testicle. Hopefully there's a surgical option for your mom. It seems like the best way to go. Everything else seems so... insane. Pumping you full of poison and radiation is pretty crazy.

tradjik

good luck to you and your mum op.

my mum has the brain cancer and its very not good

a ritard

by XyloJW
hug your mom op. life is a precious gift and any of us are lucky to have it.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Ask to feel them up before she has them cut off.

3D Megadoodoo

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
give her some pot. see if the tumors go down at all.

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