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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
this thread is just a little spoof/parody of jeff foxworthy's 'you might be a redneck if' but instead of redneck, we're doing yospos. if you're unfmiliar with the form of the joke, here's an example (video)

video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RboPCdiP_AI




here's a couple:

'if you've ever opened your wallet and found a picture of steve jobs....you might be a yosposter'

'if a guest has ever asked where your restroom is, and you handed them your mac book air....you might be a yosposter'

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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
you might be a yoposter if...

ur posting in this thread

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
did i do it right? you might be a yoposter! haha!

Postmaster GBS
Jan 14, 2013

your gay

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

PuTTY riot posted:

did i do it right? you might be a yoposter! haha!

no you did not

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
i don't like how very much

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Postmaster GBS
Jan 14, 2013

Farecoal posted:

i don't like how very much

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


if you own a 5.5" iphone op

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
:gas:

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
if your mom or dad drinks and hates computers and writes about funy computer on the internet you might be a yosposter child

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if you get drunk and bitch about computers by using a computer you might be a yosposter

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

you might be a yosposter if you misspell words like "cat" and "steve," to hilarious effect

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
if your in this picture



if you use the wrong your or there

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
if ya wear sandals to work

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
if ya still rockin' cargo pants :getin:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Phoenixan posted:

if ya still rockin' cargo pants :getin:

holla

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
if you have called someone in real life "stymie" during a heated argument... well... :mmmhmm:

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
What about crabs?

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
If you remember that muhfucker that worked at zynga getting owned and quitting yospos

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


which was that

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
if you explain to your friend that you heard about that iPhone rumor on: "this uh... its like a computer forum... but its funny sometimes. Its actually really stupid I guess, I don't know *laughs nervously*"

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
if your boss asks you what that black and green website you're always browsing is and you manage to convince him it's work-related

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

theadder posted:

which was that

graph

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

wait no graph still posts here. uuuuuh

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

it was something like graph. I think

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


sounds like disinformation itt

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
if you have strong opinions on exceptions in programming languages

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I think he was named Graham? It was like two years ago so gently caress if I recall. He got a ton of poo poo for working for zynga back when poo poo was collapsing :iiam:

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
It was pretty funny though....

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Farecoal posted:

i don't like how very much

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

a richly deserved probation.

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

PyPy posted:

I think he was named Graham? It was like two years ago so gently caress if I recall. He got a ton of poo poo for working for zynga back when poo poo was collapsing :iiam:

yah, Graham. i remember when he was business catte and made posts about how meta yospos stuff is always bad even though sometimes its p funny idk :shrugs violently:

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Business Catte 2.0. Cat with a tie av. That's it.

Google pulled some old threads....you guys were jerks lol

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:bsdsnype:

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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jello you ignorant backwoods hick

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
you might be a yosposter if you hold your pen in an unacceptable manner:

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

oh my god he is so fat his thumb has fat rolls

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Ericadia posted:

you might be a yosposter if you hold your pen in an unacceptable manner:



i do that but not as ham-fistedly thankfully

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Ericadia posted:

you might be a yosposter if you hold your pen in an unacceptable manner:



fat hand

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
you might be a yosposter if you have a mouse rug

or an old lady idk

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Aug 15, 2004

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demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:

Ericadia posted:

you might be a yosposter if you hold your pen in an unacceptable manner:



you might be a yosposter if you can dig up a horribly shameful photo/fact about another yosposter at a seconds notice.

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