Big phone. Watch. Lmao.

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Chelovek-Govno: Aug 11, 2014; Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

I'm going to shoot myself in the head soon :allears:

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:08

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Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

poo poo, man

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:09

Chelovek-Govno: Aug 11, 2014; Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Sham bam bamina! posted:

poo poo, man

That do you think Stebe (Steve) Jobs would have thought of Apple's latest Big Phone and Watch fiasco? I bet he's rolling over in his loving grave right now... :911:

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:11

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

it's what a lot of people wanted so they made it to bridge the gap between the apple and google competition

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:28

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

please note that as a [nominal] buddhist it is most likely that steve jobs does not have a grave and was instead cremated

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:32

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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i heard he was bronzed

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:33

Wayne Knight: May 11, 2006

i heard he was indeed cremated and his ashes were mixed into the components of the iphone 6+

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:38

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

he spine and brain still exist

# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:39

honkwins: Jun 24, 2011; a high-protein meat alternative

qirex posted:

please note that as a [nominal] buddhist it is most likely that steve jobs does not have a grave and was instead cremated

percolating in his urn

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:14

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

steve jobs died in agony because he tried to cure ~~aids~~cancer with vitamins

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:15

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

Sweevo posted:

steve jobs died in agony because he tried to cure ~~aids~~cancer with vitamins

oh wow oh wow oh wow

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:16

eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:16

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Tim should have held the keynote on 9/11, would have been more appropriate.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:17

Wayne Knight: May 11, 2006

A SECOND WATCH HAS HIT THE KEYNOTE

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:19

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

lol

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:11

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

9/09 was an inside job

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:16

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

americas say 9/11 but its 11/9/14 and 11-9 doesn't have the same ring i guess you're lucky it happened on that date in a way

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:20

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Mister Fister posted:

Tim should have held the keynote on 9/11, would have been more appropriate.

This guy washes his hair with salad dressing and is so poor he had to beg SA goons to share an Amazon Prime account with him. lmao.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:21

Wayne Knight: May 11, 2006

echinopsis posted:

11-9 doesn't have the same ring

that's because you haven't heard it constantly for 13 years now

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:24

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Citizen Tayne posted:

This guy washes his hair with salad dressing and is so poor he had to beg SA goons to share an Amazon Prime account with him. lmao.

I'd be mad if you weren't the guy who lives in literal piss and poo poo (which you actually took pictures of and showed us) and somehow couldn't afford something better in PITTSBURGH of all places. :laffo:

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:33

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:34

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

you know what they say about people with big phones

bigger watches

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:16

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

echinopsis posted:

americas say 9/11 but its 11/9/14 and 11-9 doesn't have the same ring i guess you're lucky it happened on that date in a way

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:12

Locker Room Zubaz: Aug 8, 2006; ~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

Sweevo posted:

steve jobs died in agony because he tried to cure ~~aids~~cancer with vitamins

he would have died regardless of treatment, pancreatic cancer is hardcore

quote:

While pancreatic cancer survival rates have been improving from decade to decade, the disease is still considered largely incurable. According to the American Cancer Society, for all stages of pancreatic cancer combined, the one-year relative survival rate is 20%, and the five-year rate is 6%.

so he was a dead man the second he was diagnosed

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:14

Sharktopus: Aug 9, 2006

Chelovek-Govno posted:

I'm going to shoot myself in the head soon

so is this a toxx or???

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:14

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

he would have died regardless of treatment, pancreatic cancer is hardcore

so he was a dead man the second he was diagnosed

he had a rare form of pancreatic cancer that actually has a high chance of recovery. his doctor had tears of joy when he told him.

then stebe decided he wanted to try a magic diet first instead of, you know, actual medicine

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:16

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

he would have died regardless of treatment, pancreatic cancer is hardcore

so he was a dead man the second he was diagnosed

there's two kinds and he had the really rare but super treatable/curable kind

steve hosed up

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:16

Sappy Fingers: Jun 16, 2006; vlc owns sorry wrongs

echinopsis posted:

americas say 9/11 but its 11/9/14 and 11-9 doesn't have the same ring i guess you're lucky it happened on that date in a way

yyyy-mm-dd superiority

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:25

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Sappy Fingers posted:

yyyy-mm-dd superiority

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:31

Locker Room Zubaz: Aug 8, 2006; ~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

Suspicious posted:

he had a rare form of pancreatic cancer that actually has a high chance of recovery. his doctor had tears of joy when he told him.

then stebe decided he wanted to try a magic diet first instead of, you know, actual medicine

so he had maybe a 20% 5 year mortality rate?! woah wow, he would have died regardless

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:34

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

he lived a blameless life

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:36

Socracheese: Oct 20, 2008

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

so he had maybe a 20% 5 year mortality rate?! woah wow, he would have died regardless

u are wrong

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:37

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

he would have died regardless of treatment

everyone does

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:41

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

posts kill

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:46

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

the fact that we will all one day die is the only thing that gives meaning to our lives

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:47

Sharktopus: Aug 9, 2006

lmao u think our lives have meaning

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:48

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Sharktopus posted:

lmao u think our lives have meaning

when i said "our" i didnt mean you

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:49

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