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a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

Seduce the guard

# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 19:01

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 09:59

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ThePutty posted:

> debate islamic theology with the guard

# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 19:45

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quote:

splashing you with filthy water

Tell him you hadn't realised he was into watersports, but he should stop as that poo poo is haram

# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 19:55

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Applewhite posted:

>Create a Braille image of Muhammed and make Abdul feel it.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 23:06

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Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 13:16

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Literally Kermit posted:

>Ride shotgun and tell Caro to do sick donuts and finish with a drive-by on former captors
>Lean out window with hand outstretched and scream "HIGH-FIVE IF YOU LOVE ALLAH!"
>Bestow true sight on those who instinctively return the high-five, converting them to your cause
>Send new followers to take over base, rename it The Rainbow Connection

this, then make sure its been filmed so Brown Moses can analyse it.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2014 12:38

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>use the truck to make a giant goatse symbol on the ground
>use the symbol to summon some kind of otherworldly being

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 19:35

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Applewhite posted:

>Speak own name aloud

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 21:09

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>get closer to the guard with sick cartwheels, THEN expose him to the True Sight of the Peacock God.

alternatively

>tell Caro about your regrets concerning early access

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 15:16

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Brown Moses posted:

>Ask Caro for a lengthy, but ultimately wildly inaccurate, description of the guards rifles.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 10:31

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>assume "Bat.Pwr" is literally the power of bats
>attempt to summon bats

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 15:07

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HBar posted:

Maybe he's being really literal.

>Remove Triangulor's helmet so he can see better

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 11:59

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>shank the man using your new helmet

# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 00:38

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EngineerSean posted:

poop

Lurking Haro posted:

into the well

# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 22:38

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WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:

>Put on the helmet and beam your psychic command into the well of souls, freeing them to soar joyously over the towns and cities of this troubled land bearing one simple divine message of peace and universal unity: a giant rainbow peacock crowing "im gay"

changing my vote from poop to this

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 19:16

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Atma posted:

it's beautiful :unsmith:

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 11:28

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 09:59

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Atma posted:

Is it too late to romance caro? If not then

>romance caro

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 21:25

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