Sitting here, farting up the library. What are you doing?

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Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Between classes I usually like to head to the campus library and chill out for a while. It's usually quite, has a strong wi-fi signal and is always a good temperature.

Today I found the library a little emptier than usual, plenty of space to let out some farts that have been gathering in my rear end all day. A couple of one-cheek-sneaks every now and then, and I'm happy. The smell dissipates pretty fast, despite having eaten spicy veggie curry for lunch, so I'm feeling pretty safe right now.

What are you doing?

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:00

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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i am nearing the end of my work day which is the most relaxed i've been for days because my son was sick had mouth sores and couldn't eat without screaming

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:01

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Bo-Pepper posted:

i am nearing the end of my work day which is the most relaxed i've been for days because my son was sick had mouth sores and couldn't eat without screaming

You need to stop letting the actions of other dictate how your day is going.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:09

3D Megadoodoo

I'm picking lint off the crotch of my sweat pants.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:09

3D Megadoodoo

Got the linty crotch blues.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:10

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You need to stop letting the actions of other dictate how your day is going.

never thought about it that way haha little dude you got poo poo mouth problems gotta suck lol

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm farting up my office

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:21

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm farting up my office

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:28

3D Megadoodoo

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

jesus gently caress you have a hugh ~~hand~~thumb

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:28

Pinche Rudo

Going into work for a couple hours my last day is tomorrow. Gonna rip rear end in the cube farm

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:30

bone emulator: Wrrroavr

i sometimes wonder how many times ive farted in this chair (it is the chair i sit in when i play dota)

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:40

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i have farted before in the past

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:42

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

I find that I've gotten more and more libral with where I fart over the years. A decade ago, I would probably only fart inside my or a close friend's house, outside, or in a bathroom. Maybe in the car for some classic comedy. Now I'll do it pretty much anywhere as long as I have some space for the smell to escape. Sometimes I'll do a little test fart and it doesn't stink at all. I just gently place those everywhere, and the people around me are none the wiser. I do those a lot at concerts and crowded bars.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 21:42