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if dogs could have jobs what would jobs dogs have \ best at

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Senior Management



middle management and airborne infantry

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yhere is a picture of a dog sheriff

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
They could lead blind people around and make them breakfast and poo poo

a ritard

by XyloJW
train engineer

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Vice President of Sales

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here is a picture of a dog acrobat

Senior Management



Cosmonaut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Vynar posted:

Cosmonaut

:stonk:

Salmiakki


Vynar posted:

Cosmonaut

:ohdear:

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dogs are very good at space here is Laika he's a hero

Salmiakki


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dogs are very good at space here is Laika he's a hero

laika was a gir.l :colbert:

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look this dog owns an art gallery!

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yes dogs can be ladies this dog is a lady a lady of the night

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by XyloJW
a dog who makes fancy coffee drinks.

what a miracle she doesn't even have hands.

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a dog butler

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Salmiakki posted:

laika was a gir.l :colbert:

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here is a picture of a dog at a typewriter

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let's hope he doesn't post on something awful!!!

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this dog is a men's clothier

Lil Cunty




this is my dog boutros. she is an idiot, so i made her the vp of human resources at my business



this is her "monday morning meeting" face



this is her "you're fired!" face



sometimes boutros doesn't meet her deadlines and has to pull all-nighters at the office

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WD-40 posted:



this is my dog boutros. she is an idiot, so i made her the vp of human resources at my business



this is her "monday morning meeting" face



this is her "you're fired!" face



sometimes boutros doesn't meet her deadlines and has to pull all-nighters at the office

please tell me her full name it boutros boutros ghali

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boutros is cute that reminds me this dog is the secretary general of the un

Lil Cunty


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

please tell me her full name it boutros boutros ghali

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

of course

e: in retrospect, an overly optimistic name

Lil Cunty fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Sep 13, 2014

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here is a dog with a successful book he plays pilot wings all day

nvm no cake

weed

nvm no cake

my dog's job is to lick his own anus and dick and balls, poop, and eat food

simple jobs but he does them well

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please take this seriously

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a picture of a dog. He is the lead guitar of the band sugarloaf

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
My dog once had a job, but due to the economy, he was laid off. It was a ruff day for him.

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
Dog catcher.

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mentioned in dog circles with the same hushed tones used to describe tax collectors in the bible

treasure bear

Qwerinty posted:

Dog catcher.

*gruff voiceover*

"it takes a dog to catch a dog"

*dog has sun glasses on*

"and i know, i am one"

*title sequence*

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Kenny Loggins has a dog named Kenny Doggins.

City of Glompton

dogs are great taste testers

they also work wells as flight attendants

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dog lyricist

Ace of Baes
dogs would be good greeters at walmart or wherever cuz they always happy 2 see people

weird

by zen death robot
i have a friend whos building has a dog doorman. he doesnt bark or move or anything, he just sits perfectly still. maybe hes stuffed, for all i know

weird

by zen death robot
dog cab drivers just drive around aimlessly with their heads out the window and never take you where you say

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weird

by zen death robot
the worst are the dog window washers, where you pull up to a gas station and they jump up on the hood with a squeegee in mouth, its terrifying

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