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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Alternate Title: Listen to Your Fart

Well, Georgia left twenty points on the field and lost to Sakerlina. Georgia fans respond the way they usually do: by blaming everybody but the football team.

(follow that account. It's hilarious and run by an accused rapist!)

Meanwhile Florida dethroned the Kentucky juggernaut in Triple OT. Muschamp was rewarded with an extension until 2034 at Halftime.


VT walked the plank.


And gently caress Urban Meyer and Ohio State because I made this thread and I don't give a gently caress


BC Beat USC (gently caress Jeff Jagodzynski) And Texas lost too, bitch.

EDIT:

HOTLANTA MAN fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Sep 14, 2014

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ACoolT5
Sep 23, 2003

All Hail Saban
Of the blood, and of the Tide
Biggest surprise of the week has to be Boston College running a train on USC.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

fire Muschamp

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Florida is really bad at football.



And leads the SEC-E. Suck it losers. :unsmigghh:

every
Apr 24, 2008

Good news is that bc rules and I only have to live like 40 more years, tops

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007










JERRY JUST WINS GAMES

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

in a couple of years, Tennessee might be pretty good

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

It was a gritty win that will catapult confidence in the team. After the win, UF players were singing that We are the Men of Florida song, a bunch of them were hugging and I think one was sobbing. It really brought out the fight in the Fighting Gators, to pull this out in front of their home crowd.
#OneThousandYearsOfMuschamp

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

pillsburysoldier posted:

It was a gritty win that will catapult confidence in the team. After the win, UF players were singing that We are the Men of Florida song, a bunch of them were hugging and I think one was sobbing. It really brought out the fight in the Fighting Gators, to pull this out in front of their home crowd.
#OneThousandYearsOfMuschamp

This isn't the "listen to other posters' farts" thread.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


pillsburysoldier posted:

It was a gritty win that will catapult confidence in the team. After the win, UF players were singing that We are the Men of Florida song, a bunch of them were hugging and I think one was sobbing. It really brought out the fight in the Fighting Gators, to pull this out in front of their home crowd.
#OneThousandYearsOfMuschamp

30-0. To Wake. In the pouring rain.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

This happened at the A&M game

Slate Action posted:

OK so Rice took a sack with ten seconds left in the half, they rush their kicker out there to try a 53 yard FG with no time to get set properly, and he nails it anyway.

Then it turns out there was a dead ball substitution foul on A&M, so Rice moves forward five yards but the kick doesn't count.

Then A&M blocks the kick and returns it all the way for a TD in slow motion.

Then the refs flag A&M for bench interference (???) and the TD is called back.

Football

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
gently caress a Trojan, gently caress Texas on principle, this was a good week. My condolences to Georgia and VT fans, though.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I'm really proud of using the word "rod" with a sex tag btdubs

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



There was a kid that looked just like this in my elementary school

He vaguely smelled of potatoes and was way too in to rabbits

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Michigan beat The Other Miami, 34-10.

Defense seemed to be pretty sound.

Offense gave up 3 turnovers in five minutes, gifting Miami their points.

Michigan's offense remains better than last year, but still pretty bad.

Defense looks strong against the run, but can't play man to man against anything other than kindergartners.

Fire Brady Hoke.

That is all.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Sash! posted:

There was a kid that looked just like this in my elementary school

He vaguely smelled of potatoes and was way too in to rabbits

what was it like having class in a log cabin

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
USC's loss was the most predictable.

Kidd-Liggit
Sep 6, 2011

You mean I have to go to Philly?
UK Thoughts:

-Lost a close one, but the reality is that most of our talent are freshmen and sophomores and we're super shallow right now. Playing UF that tough, for that long, on the road was impressive to me.

-Game was a measuring stick for our program and I'm pleased with what I saw. I know Florida isn't the same caliber of team as the UF teams that have won national titles, but we still look like we can play in the SEC.


-I like the way our schedule sets up with a BYE before playing Vandy at home followed by Louisiana Monroe and South Carolina at home. That looks like a setup to be 4-2 (or maybe 5-1 if the stars align) after that run with an outside chance of a bowl depending on how we finish the season.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Jesus Christ this year is going to end with BYU as a top ten team isn't it?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

in a couple of years, Tennessee might be pretty good

This is the only hope I have in life right now.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Gorman Thomas posted:











JERRY JUST WINS GAMES

someone please tell me he's named after jerry macguire

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

LeeMajors posted:

30-0. To Wake. In the pouring rain.

The sweet release of death, that finally laid to rest the jeff bowden era.

And we still made a bowl game.

Keep rollin' that boulder, sisyphus

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Sep 14, 2014

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Very pleased with Arkansas's run game today. Need to create a new coaching position though, a Tackling Coach. If we don't spend the whole week working on basic tackling fundamentals I don't know what we're doing.

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005
Texas lost on a coin toss flub lol

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

what was it like having class in a log cabin

Kinda dusty, not a lot of light, you know, about what you'd expect

Raku posted:

Jesus Christ this year is going to end with BYU as a top ten team isn't it?

It is as Lehi would have wanted

Zifnab
Aug 21, 2005

Hope Springs Eternal

ACoolT5 posted:

Biggest surprise of the week has to be Boston College running a train on USC.

A Sarkisian team playing like poo poo on the road, how surprising

USC is going to have one of these every year

ACoolT5
Sep 23, 2003

All Hail Saban
Of the blood, and of the Tide

Bip Roberts posted:

USC's loss was the most predictable.

Wrong. Virginia Tech's was.

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Texas Tech has some big fuckin' "how-are-we-getting-six-wins" problems, Baylor's defense looked a bit mortal in the second half against Buffalo - those were the most interesting (albeit not the most entertaining) things I took from this weekend.

every
Apr 24, 2008

I need a vial of mike bobos blood. Will pay top dollar

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Can someone explain the Texas Coin gently caress up ?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I figured Penn State would go 3-9 this year. Already got to 3 so anything beyond that is bonus.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

PrinceRandom posted:

This happened at the A&M game

Did a ref run into someone on the sideline? I think that's where I've seen bench interference called before.

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


PrinceRandom posted:

Can someone explain the Texas Coin gently caress up ?

UCLA won and deferred, and the Texas captain chose to kick, even after the ref apparently explained to him that he'd be kicking off both halves if he did that.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


e: ^^^^ :argh:

PrinceRandom posted:

Can someone explain the Texas Coin gently caress up ?

UCLA won the toss and deferred their option to the second half.
Texas used their option in the first half to kick off.
UCLA used their option in the second half to receive.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Geez that's like the dumbest decision anyone will make all season

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Sash! posted:

I figured Penn State would go 3-9 this year. Already got to 3 so anything beyond that is boners.

Setting aside the fact that it's unlikely anything over 3 would be appealing to the Nittany Lions, of course.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

anne frank fanfic posted:

Texas lost on a coin toss flub lol
you can actually make a case for this lol

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Grittybeard posted:

Did a ref run into someone on the sideline? I think that's where I've seen bench interference called before.

No, this is really rough memory but I think some people jumped off the sideline after they blocked the kick, celebrating and stuff.

Sumlin was mad he picked up the ball at all. Said it was a "Dumbass mistake"

I love that man.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Penn State winning was the lone blight on an otherwise pristine viewing experience

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OliverObtuse
Nov 30, 2005

ROCKET FUEL MALT LIQUOR, DAMN!
Southern Cal lost

Virginia Tech lost to a team we barely beat

We beat Georgia

Chaos and the Gamecocks reign today

gently caress Clemson, gently caress Georgia, gently caress Notre Dame, gently caress Southern Cal

Go Cocks!

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