THE VERGE PLAYLIST - I'M NOT BUYING AN IPHONE

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Generic Monk: Oct 31, 2011

http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/13/6142609/the-verge-playlist-im-not-buying-an-iphone

gently caress you i won't do what you tell me, i'm rebelling (some might say... disrupting :c00l:

) and buying my heavily marked up consumer electronics from a different multinational corporation. enjoy following the crowd you loving sheep, get enlightened.

plebs

# ? Sep 14, 2014 18:19

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# ? May 17, 2024 23:49

Generic Monk: Oct 31, 2011

if you have any queries please refer to my manifesto

quote:

Killing in the name of!
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Uggh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control (7 times)
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya!

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

Yeah! Come on!

gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me!
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me!
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me!
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me!
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me!
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me!
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me!
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me!
Motherfucker!
Uggh!

# ? Sep 14, 2014 18:20

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

lol @ the verge

# ? Sep 14, 2014 18:24

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

# ? Sep 14, 2014 18:29

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

Thanks Ants posted:

lol @ the verge

ev'ryday

# ? Sep 14, 2014 18:32

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I also am a non-conformist raging against the machine of well designed consumer electronics

# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:40

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

mm yes another fine example of quality tech journalism

mood: rebellious ^.-~ // listening to: linkin park - mom telling me to clean my room

# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:33

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP, DAD

# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:34

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Phoenixan posted:

NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP, DAD

# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:39

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

Thanks Ants posted:

lol @ the verge

# ? Sep 14, 2014 23:30

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

apple started it all in terms of full screen multitouch mobile devices

they are the best. the ones that are overly defensive about android are sorry poors

# ? Sep 15, 2014 00:24

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

omg hahaha

yeah, let's take a minute to think about the people buying a lovely windows phone that is still trying to catch on, loving lol

# ? Sep 15, 2014 00:28

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Thanks Ants posted:

lol @ the verge

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:01

Mightaswell: Dec 4, 2003; Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.

tbh I'd probably buy a winpho if vsco cam and afterlight were available

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:08

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

im not going to buy a big iphone, op

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:50

CamH: Apr 11, 2008

i bought big phone

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:52

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

CamH posted:

i bought big phone

its bad

# ? Sep 15, 2014 01:52

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

rotor posted:

im not going to buy a big iphone, op

iPhone 5 was kinda pushing it imho

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:02

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Citizen Tayne posted:

iPhone 5 was kinda pushing it imho

4 was the ideal size imo

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:08

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

rotor posted:

4 was the ideal size imo

it was actually the 1st gen ipod touch

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:08

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

gonna jizz so hard on my iphone 6 im gonna need an immediate applecare+ replacement.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:10

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

mishaq posted:

gonna jizz so hard on my iphone 6 im gonna need an immediate applecare+ replacement.

after you jizz on it, you can just sell it on SAMart like everyone else who jizzes on their phone does.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:15

CamH: Apr 11, 2008

i dont jizz on my phone -- i jizz with it!

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:29

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

do you mean the verve playlist

# ? Sep 15, 2014 07:44

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Citizen Tayne posted:

after you jizz on it, you can just sell it on SAMart like everyone else who jizzes on their phone does.

say its jizz from that one guy from the keyboard goop thread and charge $50 more

# ? Sep 15, 2014 07:54

Generic Monk: Oct 31, 2011

rotor posted:

im not going to buy a big iphone, op

the actual products mentioned in the article are immaterial, it's more

Thanks Ants posted:

lol @ the verge

# ? Sep 15, 2014 12:22

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

people who don't like the big-i phones: are you going to stick with your current i phones forever (or until they start making small versions again)?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 12:32

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

i'll get an iphone large and then get rick moranis to use his machine on it

# ? Sep 15, 2014 14:38

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

htc one m8 i swear on me mum

# ? Sep 15, 2014 14:44

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

prefect posted:

people who don't like the big-i phones: are you going to stick with your current i phones forever (or until they start making small versions again)?

dunno what i'll do. maybe kill my are self. the last good tech company is not good any more

listening to: suicide solution

# ? Sep 15, 2014 14:51

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Cold on a Cob posted:

dunno what i'll do. maybe kill my are self. the last good tech company is not good any more

listening to: suicide solution

all i wanted was a pepsi

# ? Sep 15, 2014 14:52

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

prefect posted:

all i wanted was a pepsi

i'm not crazy!!!

# ? Sep 15, 2014 14:57

Generic Monk: Oct 31, 2011

prefect posted:

people who don't like the big-i phones: are you going to stick with your current i phones forever (or until they start making small versions again)?

i'd wager that they could feasibly introduce an iPhone Mini� or some poo poo next year - if they did that then it would fit with the rumored 12" ipad in that they have two product ranges with 3 screen sizes to choose from. who knows but who doesn't love a bit of hearsay and conjecture. 4.7 is an ok size but i owned a nexus 4 (with the same sized screen) for a while and it feels kind of odd to hold in one hand even compared to phones that are just slightly smaller. i wouldn't mind the extra bigness but the 4" is just more comfortable to hold and i'm sure there's still mass market appeal for it.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 15:04

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

PleasureKevin posted:

do you mean the verve playlist

remember the verve pipe? lol

# ? Sep 15, 2014 15:05

Unless: Jul 24, 2005; I art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmWdbuE-mwg

# ? Sep 15, 2014 15:48

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

list was missing U2 - Bloody Sunday

# ? Sep 15, 2014 15:59

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Cold on a Cob posted:

dunno what i'll do. maybe kill my are self. the last good tech company is not good any more

listening to: suicide solution

yeah. RIP Palm.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 16:30

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

the verge is bad but otoh being literally bored to death by all the "tech" "journalism" (such as the verge etc) reprinting overhyped apple press releases for a bigger version of the same babbyphone is perfectly natural i.m.h.o.