I'm getting the Apple Watch

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cremnob: Jun 30, 2010

im gonna put the rose gold apple watch on my dick and send my dick beats to marissa

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:04

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 5 hours!

First post.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:05

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:06

pram: Jun 10, 2001

good poo poo op

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:06

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

pram posted:

good poo poo op

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:07

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

no, op!! dont do it!!
this might not be your greatest idea!!!
belive me!!�!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:13

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

i will be getting a scrub tier Watch and in a few revs i will purchase a 18K gold pro tier version to go along with my retina macbook air

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:14

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rJ9hpY7BLU&t=604s

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:17

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

nice sexism

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:17

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

nice sexism

but girls already have a convenient carrying pouch??

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:46

Abandon: Nov 23, 2006

im getting an apple CROTCH right now iykwimaityd

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:53

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:53

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

in on the ground floor

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:56

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

im not, OP.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:58

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

can you lock your apple watch? because i can see people getting mugged a whole lot more for these than iphones

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:03

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:04

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

wtf is that?

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:10

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

use your imagination

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:14

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

i tried using google and i couldn't find any information about it

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:15

Ira Glass Jaw: Oct 21, 2010

who's that autism guy who like min-maxes flipping phones and poo poo? I wonder if this will spawn a whole new market for him.

I bought 6 galaxy gears and traded up for an apple watch which I flipped for Casio g shock which I then flipped for the apple sport watch, all in all after 37 hours of work I made $50 lol suck it nerds

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:48

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

Skulduggery posted:

who's that autism guy who like min-maxes flipping phones and poo poo? I wonder if this will spawn a whole new market for him.

I bought 6 galaxy gears and traded up for an apple watch which I flipped for Casio g shock which I then flipped for the apple sport watch, all in all after 37 hours of work I made $50 lol suck it nerds

jerk mcjerkface

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:56

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Skulduggery posted:

flipped for Casio g shock which I then flipped

holy poo poo

i had to look

they actually sell these for middle hundreds of dollars what the gently caress

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:06

Ira Glass Jaw: Oct 21, 2010

Sniep posted:

holy poo poo

i had to look

they actually sell these for middle hundreds of dollars what the gently caress

lol I know right. I bought one for $60 because I thought 'this will be perfect for when I'm on a job site!' because I'm pretty sure I could run it over with a dump truck and it'd be fine.

wore it once

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:11

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:12

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

it's not longer disappointment I feel with cremnob just a numb depression that people like him make up a significant proportion of society

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:44

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

let's flaunt wealth with my genitals at females = cremnob and pals

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:46

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

cremnob welcome back baby! I saw your thread and immediately gave it a 5 (out of 5) on the something awful thread rating system.

but then I read your sexist post that I feel degrades, humiliates and sexually harasses someone I admire. I gotta retract my vote, and give you a mean scolding, friend. you sure know how to gently caress up an entrance.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:50

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

PleasureKevin posted:

you sure know how to gently caress up an entrance.

in before cremnob does smth with this sentence i guess

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:25

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

How was cat jail?

also lol @ the iwatch

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:33

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

maniacdevnull posted:

lol @ the iwatch

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:35

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B006CHML4I

watch chat i brought one if these and it arrived today and so far i like it

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:36

z0rlandi viSSer: Nov 5, 2013

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:36

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

"Hey, iWatch, welcome! Pull up a chair!" - Ping, iPod HiFi, G4 Cube

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:37

cremnob: Jun 30, 2010

No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:51

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

you ARE the apple watch

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:56

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

rotor posted:

"Hey, iWatch, welcome! Pull up a chair!" - Ping, iPod HiFi, G4 Cube

# ? Sep 16, 2014 04:23

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde