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I know that a lot of people enjoy keeping house pets like dogs or cats, for their company and to observe their interesting ways. They certainly can bring joy and comfort to a home. But, I'd rather enjoy the company of a man, forced to do my bidding.
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Dogs sure do make me smile sometimes. Their cute rumps and soft paws bring a grin to my face often, however watching a creature of my equal stature use opposable thumbs and bipedal movement to perform menial tasks for me is an even greater pleasure.
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Sep 16, 2014 04:34
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by sebmojo
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a white slave would not be racist to own but anything else would be............. ..
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Sep 16, 2014 04:35
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Hm yes, its not so different, having a cat. You have to feed both, and console them when they feel lost and afraid. But man is a much more gentle beast, easily malleable.
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Sep 16, 2014 04:36
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Heh, yeah, im a big poopy dumbass. this dog is the fuckin bomb. he fetches and poo poo. im so piss happy i have him instead of the strong body of a man at my disposal, who could fetch with equal skill.
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Sep 16, 2014 04:38
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by sebmojo
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Strangely, being called an "Uncle Tom" in today's society insinuates that somebody has shed their individuality to better become another man's property. In Uncle Tom's Cabin, however, the opposite is true. Uncle Tom is a slave who repeatedly refuses to have his spirit crushed or his religious values taken from him. This is very similar to how Garfield refuses John.
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Sep 16, 2014 04:41
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the pet-owner dynamic is a little too complicated for me to deal with at this point in time. im just more comfortable overseeing the virile beast, man. his needs are simple, and his eyes have no trouble distinguishing shades of green.
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Sep 16, 2014 04:53
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Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
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Dude dogs are awesome.
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Sep 16, 2014 04:53
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Hm yes, its not so different, having a cat. You have to feed both, and console them when they feel lost and afraid. But man is a much more gentle beast, easily malleable.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:07
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by XyloJW
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find me a human who will kill and eat vermin faster than a cat/dog.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:29
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one of the best things about replacing a house pet with a living, breathing, man is that I can give him food scraps, and hell, sometimes even let him sit and eat at the table, without facing judgement from guests.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:31
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by FactsAreUseless
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wow thats inhuman
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Sep 16, 2014 05:33
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it's also nice to be able to take my subservient man inside restaurants without getting any strange looks. dog owners don't have that luxury.
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Sep 16, 2014 05:34
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i wanna be i am he's neko-girl slave. he'd be a good master and would rub my tummy & not pull on my tail and ears.
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Sep 16, 2014 07:00
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didn't use safe space tag so I'm just gonna say
lmbo at all this weird hosed up kink
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Sep 16, 2014 08:42
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ugh i hate how if you want to own a slave in the 21st century they gotta be all kinky and weird about it
ugh
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Sep 16, 2014 09:00
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by Lowtax
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i need a homework slave
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Sep 16, 2014 09:11
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Lol at you being a fuckin child.
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Sep 16, 2014 11:07
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pm me
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Sep 16, 2014 12:35
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lmbo if you don't like slavery, oh human rights hurf de durf, but sooner or later you're gonna want a sandwich and you won't feel like making it yourself and then you're going to rethink things
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Sep 16, 2014 14:42
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I'm worried that human slavery will be a slippery slope toward making my wife unnecessary.
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Sep 16, 2014 14:53
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Sep 16, 2014 18:12
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by XyloJW
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i had a girl tell me she wanted me to keep her as a pet.
can't say i was against the idea. could be fun for a season. hell she'd even get an education out of the deal.
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Sep 16, 2014 18:29
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That's a high quality avatar right there.
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No blacks in my house. Even servants.
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Sep 16, 2014 18:51
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hi
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haha where is this from
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Sep 16, 2014 18:56
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eh the chart at the doctor's office says she's overweight but i'm 6'1" 170 lbs and it says i'm borderline overweight so lol at that.
she danced good, i could tell she worked out... she was above average weight but i wouldn't call her fat. if i wasn't sleeping on a friend's couch at the time i would have taken her up on the offer.
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Sep 16, 2014 19:02
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i wanna be i am he's neko-girl slave. he'd be a good master and would rub my tummy & not pull on my tail and ears.
im a gentle master, its true. i'd let you sleep in my bed with me as well, even though some people think thats weird.
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she's overweight
she was above average weight
i would have taken her sleeping on a friend's couch
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