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Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Quest For Glory II posted:

Nick Foles is on pace for 5,216 yds and 32 TD 10 INT

With 4000 yards of it YAC.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:12

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Ozu posted:

With 4000 yards of it YAC.

He's not alex smith or something, he took shots all day yesterday

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:14

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

DupaDupa posted:

Aaron Rodgers should probably stop trying to block https://twitter.com/AaronNagler/status/514114264416919553

Hahaha I love how Levy completely abandons pursuit because he realizes he can destroy Aaron Rodgers for free

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:15

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Don't attack people at football games. Unless they're Eagles fans because they'll attack you regardless.

Or Bears fans, because gently caress those guys.

Except Dexo. He seems pretty cool.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:15

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Quest For Glory II posted:

Nick Foles is on pace for 5,216 yds and 32 TD 10 INT

How much of that is YAC?

Ozu posted:

With 4000 yards of it YAC.

^^^^

MrLogan fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Sep 22, 2014

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:17

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Out of curiosity I looked up YAC leaders, cause I knew Foles would be in the top 3 because of the week 2 game with Sproles (233 YAC in that game alone), but some of the others surprised me.

1) Andy Dalton - 392 of 722 (54%)
2) Nick Foles - 390 of 978 (40%)
3) Matt Ryan - 360 of 965 (37%)
4) Ben Roethlisberger - 322 of 778 (41%)
5) Andrew Luck - 311 of 912 (34%)
6) Matt Stafford - 307 of 883 (34%)
7) Drew Brees - 293 of 883 (33%)
8) Jay Cutler - 276 of 525 (53%)
9) Aaron Rodgers - 267 of 697 (38%)
10) Philip Rivers - 263 of 778 (33%)

24) Alex Smith - 189 of 643 (29%)

Alex Smith?? 24th in YAC among QBs??? :stare:

And in weeks 1 and 3, Foles' YAC amount was 157 of 745 (21%).

The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 22, 2014

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:20

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Not a lot of YAC when you check down to a guy standing 4 yards away with the LB a yard behind him.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:22

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Retail Slave posted:

Kind of contradictory points here, I think. If bringing down A"loving"P in the backfield one time is the biggest accomplishment of your life, then you've led a pretty sad life, I think.

I cried when both of my kids were born.

I'm not saying don't celebrate. Score the go-ahead touchdown late in the game when you're fighting for a playoff spot? Sure, celebrate and be happy and high-five your teammates and whatever. It just seems kind of silly to do it at insignificant points in the game.

But nobody's mind is going to be changed by arguing about it on the internet. I'd really rather not spend the next 5 pages going back and forth on this point.

Tackling a football player is way harder than knocking up your wife twice. Like, you don't even have to try to do that.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:25

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Spoeank posted:

Not a lot of YAC when you check down to a guy standing 4 yards away with the LB a yard behind him.

Plus Charles went out early in game 2 and he's probably the main guy KC has to rack up YAC. Everything else has been intermediate routes to tight ends and Bowe who's been getting tackled right away.

In theory Bowe should be good for YAC too but he hasn't been in two years at this point.

e: ok and a few hilarious wheel routes to Joe McKnight of all people who I think Miami refused to defend on the basis they didn't believe he was on the field.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:26

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Quest For Glory II posted:

Out of curiosity I looked up YAC leaders, cause I knew Foles would be in the top 3 because of the week 2 game with Sproles (233 YAC in that game alone), but some of the others surprised me.

1) Andy Dalton - 392 of 722 (54%)
2) Nick Foles - 390 of 978 (40%)
3) Matt Ryan - 360 of 965 (37%)
4) Ben Roethlisberger - 322 of 778 (41%)
5) Andrew Luck - 311 of 912 (34%)
6) Matt Stafford - 307 of 883 (34%)
7) Drew Brees - 293 of 883 (33%)
8) Jay Cutler - 276 of 525 (53%)
9) Aaron Rodgers - 267 of 697 (38%)
10) Philip Rivers - 263 of 778 (33%)

24) Alex Smith - 189 of 643 (29%)

Alex Smith?? 24th in YAC among QBs???

And in weeks 1 and 3, Foles' YAC amount was 157 of 745 (21%).

Without looking it up I would guess that Carr has the lowest in the league on the basis that the only time I've seen a receiver make a move down field after a catch this season he fumbled the ball twice in the same possession.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:31

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:33

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

^^^ Has to be a cop sting.

Quest For Glory II posted:

Out of curiosity I looked up YAC leaders, cause I knew Foles would be in the top 3 because of the week 2 game with Sproles (233 YAC in that game alone), but some of the others surprised me.

1) Andy Dalton - 392 of 722 (54%)
2) Nick Foles - 390 of 978 (40%)
3) Matt Ryan - 360 of 965 (37%)
4) Ben Roethlisberger - 322 of 778 (41%)
5) Andrew Luck - 311 of 912 (34%)
6) Matt Stafford - 307 of 883 (34%)
7) Drew Brees - 293 of 883 (33%)
8) Jay Cutler - 276 of 525 (53%)
9) Aaron Rodgers - 267 of 697 (38%)
10) Philip Rivers - 263 of 778 (33%)

24) Alex Smith - 189 of 643 (29%)

Alex Smith?? 24th in YAC among QBs???

And in weeks 1 and 3, Foles' YAC amount was 157 of 745 (21%).

What did you use to look up those stats? I'd be interested to see if my gut is right about Flacco doing it his god damned self despite running a heavy screen offense.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:34

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Spoeank posted:

This will go well.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:35

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Quest For Glory II posted:

Nick Foles is on pace for 5,216 yds and 32 TD 10 INT

Andrew Luck is on pace for 4,864 yards and 48 TD and 16 INT.

Spoeank posted:

Haha, I really like Dockett.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:36

HappyHelmet: Apr 9, 2003; Hail to the king baby!; Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

Is that real, because :stare:

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:37

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Retail Slave posted:

Or Bears fans, because gently caress those guys.

Except Dexo. He seems pretty cool.

If you see me at a Bears game feel free to hit me as I already made the terrible mistake of seeing a football game live rather than hungover on my couch.

Also, I'd wonder how the gently caress you would know it was me, but really feel free to attack any 5'9, 215ish pound black dude. Probably turn out fine.

Dexo fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Sep 22, 2014

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:41

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

The Puppy Bowl posted:

^^^ Has to be a cop sting.

What did you use to look up those stats? I'd be interested to see if my gut is right about Flacco doing it his god damned self despite running a heavy screen offense.

http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/player-quarterback-passing-yards-after-catch-statistics/2014/

Flacco is 14th.

Carr is 21st.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:52

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Harlock posted:

the greatest invention i've ever seen :aaaaa:

Retail Slave posted:

The moral of the story: Don't jump around like an idiot unless you make the game-winning play or something.

(anxiously awaiting the sarcastic "just hand the ball to the referee" posts)

His ACL probably would've just torn later if not at that moment. They go when they go. It's a tendon that you can't strengthen through exercise like your hammy or quad. Once the strain reaches maximum then it rips, period. The details are different for everyone, but that's why you see players get hurt for doing something innocent and normal.

e: oops I should refresh the thread. I guess it wasn't an ACL but his hammy? Idk

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Sep 22, 2014

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:55

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Dexo posted:

If you see me at a Bears game feel free to hit me as I already made the terrible mistake of seeing a football game live rather than hungover on my couch.

Also, I'd wonder how the gently caress you would know it was me, but really feel free to attack any 5'9, 215ish pound black dude. Probably turn out fine.

Well as Riley cooper I-

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:56

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

FizFashizzle posted:

Well as Riley cooper I-

Hey careful, they *just* fined Kaep for that, mister.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:57

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

N: Kyle Rudolph likely out at least 6 weeks for sports hernia surgery

V: well ok

# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:07

Brannigans Law: Oct 3, 2013

FizFashizzle posted:

Well as Riley cooper I-

Hahaha

Parlett316 posted:

Or have the fortune to not have to sit near a bunch of belligerent assholes.

The last Skins game I went to, the dude behind me vomited a LOT and passed out behind me for the first half. He woke up during the 3rd quarter only to move a couple rows back, vomit again, and pass out again. I've only been to one Philly game, but the most abuse I saw opposing fans get was a "HA HA" and a finger pointing to a dude in a Manning jersey (this was a few years ago when we beat the Colts at home).

That's my lovely story, huge sample size of going to games, I know.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:09

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

old dog child posted:

the greatest invention i've ever seen

Living in the 21st century is so awesome

# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:14

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

The Oakland Raiders receiver corps:

WR 1: James Jones
WR 2: Denarius Moore
WR 3: Andre Holmes
WR 4: Vincent Brown
WR 5: Brice Butler

:downsgun:

# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:16

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Ostentatious posted:

The Oakland Raiders receiver corps:

WR 1: James Jones
WR 2: Denarius Moore
WR 3: Andre Holmes
WR 4: Vincent Brown
WR 5: Brice Butler

Is Jones still dropping everything in sight?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:31

Cash Monet: Apr 5, 2009

Quest For Glory II posted:

Nick Foles is on pace for 5,216 yds and 32 TD 10 INT

yawn

# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:46

Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

Ostentatious posted:

The Oakland Raiders receiver corps:

WR 1: James Jones
WR 2: Denarius Moore
WR 3: Andre Holmes
WR 4: Vincent Brown
WR 5: Brice Butler

cut
denarius
moore

# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:57

Vhak lord of hate: Jun 6, 2008; I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

HappyHelmet posted:

Haha, reminds me of Matt Hasselbeck. Dude loved lay down blocks for people, but he was so bad at it. It was especially bad given how fragile he was in his last few years with the Seahawks.

Always a fun part of watching the Beast Quake video is watching Hass sprint up and block Tom Johnson.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 22:41

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

It's pretty vicious how the media is criticising Stephen Tulloch. It's sort of funny but that kind of thing could happen to anybody at anytime and he didn't do anything wrong.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:00

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It's pretty vicious how the media is criticising Stephen Tulloch. It's sort of funny but that kind of thing could happen to anybody at anytime and he didn't do anything wrong.

Burn all media to the ground.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:17

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Retail Slave posted:

Is Jones still dropping everything in sight?

Sometimes twice on the same play!

I think I'll be over that play in 4-6 weeks.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:25

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Harlock posted:

What the hell is this wizardry?

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It's pretty vicious how the media is criticising Stephen Tulloch. It's sort of funny but that kind of thing could happen to anybody at anytime and he didn't do anything wrong.

If anything it highlights the danger of pelvic thrusting. Remember, kids, work on those kegels and you won't be Stephen Tulloch.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Sep 23, 2014

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:12

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-HgJdyOHLI

Count me as somebody who is out on this. It might be misguided but I don't want magnets in my beer, especially if these cups are re-used. I mean the beer lines are probably disgusting but yeah pour me a glass of beer with no seal at the bottom, please.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:28

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

kiimo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-HgJdyOHLI
Count me as somebody who is out on this. It might be misguided but I don't want magnets in my beer, especially if these cups are re-used. I mean the beer lines are probably disgusting but yeah pour me a glass of beer with no seal at the bottom, please.

Maybe you could wear the cup on your head afterward and the magnets will improve blood circulation in your brain.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:35

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

kiimo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-HgJdyOHLI

Count me as somebody who is out on this. It might be misguided but I don't want magnets in my beer, especially if these cups are re-used. I mean the beer lines are probably disgusting but yeah pour me a glass of beer with no seal at the bottom, please.

I used to clean beer taps for a living. I assure there is no probably about it, your beer lines are deplorably filthy.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:42

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I used to clean beer taps for a living. I assure there is no probably about it, your beer lines are deplorably filthy.

That explains why draft beer always tastes better. :q:

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:43

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

kiimo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-HgJdyOHLI

Count me as somebody who is out on this. It might be misguided but I don't want magnets in my beer, especially if these cups are re-used. I mean the beer lines are probably disgusting but yeah pour me a glass of beer with no seal at the bottom, please.

Then your beer will end up all over the floor, idiot

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:51

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

anyone making the MNF thread?

I am not volunteering

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:57

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Rick Wagner seems to be doing a decent job as a first year starter at RT. He was a 5th round draft pick last year and it's good to see he's doing fine. He's still a bit raw, though. On the last two plays of the Bengals game (both sacks) Cincy simply overloaded Wagner and got a clear shot on Joe.

Eugene Monroe is battling a leg injury right now, so I hope he ends up being alright because he's a pretty badass LT. Kelechi Osemele seems to awesome, dude is a complete mauler at guard.

Hopefully the line can hold, as they've been doing great at creating space for the runningbacks. Lorenzo Taliaferro is probably going to end up beating Bernard Pierce for the #1 RB spot if Pierce can't stay healthy. Lorenzo had really good vision and it was nice to see him do so well, especially since I didn't like the pick and was sad about missing Terrance West.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:58

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# ? May 7, 2024 21:13

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

ed: also

@AdamSchefter
LB James Harrison scheduled to meet Tuesday with Steelers coaches. Assuming it goes well, he signs with PITT.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:04

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