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Points For: -Shoots fireballs -Good facial hair -Eats loads of psychedelics -Works for a kingdom -Enemies with ghosts Points against: -Fat -Plumber -Maybe from brooklyn, or italy (look into more) please help me figure this out, imp zone.
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Sep 16, 2014 21:26
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wizards can be fat. hope this helps in your search
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Sep 16, 2014 21:27
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He's not a wizard.
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Sep 16, 2014 21:28
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mario is every career and everything else
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Sep 16, 2014 21:28
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italians can also be wizards, as revealed in the chanson de roland
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Sep 16, 2014 21:28
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mario is a plumber looking to lube peach's pipes
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Sep 16, 2014 21:28
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mabels big day posted:He's not a wizard. There's going to be so much egg on your face when in the next Mario game there's a wizard powerup.
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Sep 16, 2014 21:39
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mario is a doctor
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Sep 16, 2014 21:40
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Sep 16, 2014 21:42
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well bowser is clearly a wizard, but mario cannot be seen casting a spell and thereby i dub this image inconclusive
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Sep 16, 2014 22:04
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Bowser was always a wizard. Turning people into bricks and poo poo.
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Sep 16, 2014 22:28
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Mario relies on his physical abilities augmented by eating special herbs, flowers, and mushrooms, making him more like a Witcher, OP.
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Sep 16, 2014 22:30
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Kamek is a wizard and Mario aint no Kamek
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Sep 16, 2014 23:37
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conceitedguy posted:Mario relies on his physical abilities augmented by eating special herbs, flowers, and mushrooms, making him more like a Witcher, OP. yeah pretty much this. not a wizard.
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Sep 16, 2014 23:40
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if anything mario is a druid because he can morph into animal forms (raccoon, cat, squirrel, fire flower, etc,)
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Sep 16, 2014 23:41
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They are quite clearly enchanted costumes. Mario isn't a therianthrope.
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Sep 16, 2014 23:49
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conceitedguy posted:Mario relies on his physical abilities augmented by eating special herbs, flowers, and mushrooms, making him more like a Witcher, OP. gonna say shaman on this one
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Sep 17, 2014 04:52
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He appears to be an alchemist OP
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Sep 17, 2014 04:59
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mario is a gas, his sublimation point is slightly above freezing
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Sep 17, 2014 05:09
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mario is a earth magus. its like a wizard but gets way more pussy
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Sep 17, 2014 05:22
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Mario is a Mushroom Kingdom native according to the Yoshi's Island ending, so he's not cursed with the mundane non-magic blood of Italians. Mario's more of a nature magic guy, controlling the elements like fire and ice while transforming into animals like raccoons, cats, and springs.
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Sep 17, 2014 09:00
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Mega64 posted:Mario is a Mushroom Kingdom native according to the Yoshi's Island ending, so he's not cursed with the mundane non-magic blood of Italians. stop oppressing mario, he identifies as kuribokin
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Sep 17, 2014 09:02
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I'm on mobile right now and can't make threads but I just had a nightmare where one of you said super princess peach was bad and I tried to call you a human being but my phone was broken But guess what you are a bitchmade human being retard if you don't like Super Princess Peach for the Nintendo DS Handheld Game System Device. Idiot
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Sep 19, 2014 13:31
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mario is italian
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Sep 19, 2014 13:53
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Sep 19, 2014 14:06
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ForeverSmug posted:But guess what you are a bitchmade human being retard if you don't like Super Princess Peach for the Nintendo DS Handheld Game System Device. That game isn't super fantastic or anything but it has enough unique ideas and solid gameplay to make it well worth a play through. Highly recommended to all of imp-kind.
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Sep 19, 2014 14:44
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It is better than all of the New Super Mario series combined
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Sep 19, 2014 14:52
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Mario is not a wizard OP>
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Sep 19, 2014 14:54
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Wizards are not very spry, which Mario is.
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Sep 19, 2014 15:04
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:mario is italian are you saying italians can't be wizards fuckin racist Mr Tastee posted:Wizards are not very spry, which Mario is. bullshit terry pratchett wrote an entire book about a wizard whose greatest power was being an athletic hunk of man-beef
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