Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Minrad posted:

He has no grace

This Kong

Has a funny face!

Lumpy the Cook posted:

There he is. There he goes again. Look everyone, he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'HE' thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic orange monkey isn’t it? I imagine you, little poo poo, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat loving gently caress up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god drat day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb monkey rap meme. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic DK rap fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is "WALNUTS, PEANUTS".

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

There he is. There he goes again. Look everyone, he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'HE' thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic orange monkey isn’t it? I imagine you, little poo poo, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat loving gently caress up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god drat day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb monkey rap meme. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic DK rap fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is "WALNUTS, PEANUTS".

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xRBdOxP1u4

Lumpy the Cook posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xRBdOxP1u4

Lumpy the Cook posted:

There he is. There he goes again. Look everyone, he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'HE' thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic orange monkey isn’t it? I imagine you, little poo poo, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat loving gently caress up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god drat day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb monkey rap meme. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic DK rap fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is "WALNUTS, PEANUTS".

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that’s all you’ll ever be.

oddium posted:

my wife loves donkey kong 64 so much because it and ocarina of time were the only video games she played as a child

Minrad posted:

have you done your imp duty and informed her the game she remembers fondly was actally really, really bad

like really, really, really bad

Minrad posted:

have you done your imp duty and informed her the game she remembers fondly was actally really, really bad

like really, really, really bad

cobalt impurity posted:

quote:

Fanart of me practicing alternative medicine on Lanky Kong in his private pool, he is getting ready for Super Smash Bros

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Cyra posted:

imp zone forum banner imo

rocket_man38 posted:

I don't understand the meme?

Doctor Goat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgnsY-qHT1M d k

doneky king

secret space funeral animation code

Cyra posted:

imp zone forum banner imo

Schnedwob posted:

i don't see any fuckin' space funeral, Doctor Goat.

Doctor Goat posted:

donkey kong running around while that's on and flailing around reminds me of philip's apeshit running