i have a really weird fetish

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

ever since i was a kid and saw the episode where kramer said "these pretzels are makin me thirsty" i always thought it would be hot if kramer had boobs while saying that however whenever i explain this to hookers they never watch seinfeld so they cant say it right..

# ? Sep 17, 2014 03:25

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Matoi Ryuko

# ? Sep 17, 2014 03:27

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

omg hedge vore is so hot too

# ? Sep 17, 2014 03:30

pig slut lisa: irl is good

you think that's weird? try loving the same woman for 40 years...and liking it!

# ? Sep 17, 2014 03:44

poverty goat

nobody even likes pretzels

its like eating heavily salted hardtack from the 1700s

its even worse than the 49.9% peanuts in your trail mix

# ? Sep 17, 2014 03:51

Pinche Rudo

gggiiimmmppp posted:

nobody even likes pretzels

its like eating heavily salted hardtack from the 1700s

its even worse than the 49.9% peanuts in your trail mix

I like the honey mustard dust covered pretzels

# ? Sep 17, 2014 03:59

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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:01

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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:02

City of Glompton

Colonel Wood posted:

I like the honey mustard dust covered pretzels

you like the honey mustard dust, which is just a evolutionary tactic of the pretzel to ensure you eat it. many dust-covered pretzels still fail to reproduce when the animals that they rely upon as carriers suck the dust off and discard the pretzel seed instead of consuming it so that it can fulfill its lifecycle.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:03