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tips for warding off the mail man, or hell, the Fed Ex man
* standing in the window and wait for his normal time
* growl and wag your tail a lot when he gets out of his truck
* bark loudly when he approaches the porch/stoop
* run around in circles for 10-20 minutes once u get him to walk away
post any tips u have picked up here
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May 6, 2024 20:00
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- nvm no cake
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put spiders in your mail box
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Sep 17, 2014 06:04
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be really rude to hhim and eventually he'll sotp coming
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Sep 17, 2014 06:08
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- weird
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by zen death robot
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ah no, i
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Sep 17, 2014 06:10
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- Pinche Rudo
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fill your mailbox with cum
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Sep 17, 2014 06:20
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- i am he
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open another persons mail right in front of him. he'll know youre a deranged criminal if he notices, and avoid you in the future.
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Sep 17, 2014 06:26
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- nvm no cake
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order a bunch of dragon dildos and have them come via the postal service
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Sep 17, 2014 06:44
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May 6, 2024 20:00
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- DinosaurDavid
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I never answer the door the the mailman. Too weird. Go pick things up at the depot instead. It's all a power play, this delivery bullshit. They send some guy in a uniform to your house, wants your signature. I turn up at the depot in my uniform (tshirt and sweats), turn the tables.
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