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Pizzatime

I can't come up with anything lol

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freezingprocess

can you go outside?

ulvir

just skim through some books by pynchon or james joyce

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
I'll get this started

私は、肛門荒らしで採用ピザ工場で働いて人生の大半を費やした。アンチトロール抗議者は、私の自宅から私を追いかけ、その過程で、私のアナグマのミルクのすべてをこぼし、私のヤギを食べた。
Watashi wa, kōmon arashi de saiyō piza kōjō de hataraite jinsei no taihan o tsuiyashita. Anchitorōru kōgi-sha wa, watashi no jitaku kara watashi o oikake, sono katei de, watashi no anaguma no miruku no subete o koboshi, watashi no yagi o tabeta.

ulvir

《施氏食獅史》
石室詩士施氏,嗜獅,誓食十獅。
氏時時適市視獅。
十時,適十獅適市。
是時,適施氏適市。
氏視是十獅,恃矢勢,使是十獅逝世。
氏拾是十獅屍,適石室。
石室濕,氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭,氏始試食是十獅。
食時,始識是十獅屍,實十石獅屍。
試釋是事。

ulvir

ulvir posted:

《施氏食獅史》
石室詩士施氏,嗜獅,誓食十獅。
氏時時適市視獅。
十時,適十獅適市。
是時,適施氏適市。
氏視是十獅,恃矢勢,使是十獅逝世。
氏拾是十獅屍,適石室。
石室濕,氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭,氏始試食是十獅。
食時,始識是十獅屍,實十石獅屍。
試釋是事。

in Pinyin
« Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »
Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.

embykins
i have a faint memory of doing homework on the toilet when i was like eight but i'm not sure if it was just a dream if not that was really rude of me also i hate how cats have to get old and i love lemon lime seltzer probably one's best work is done on the toilet though

tradjik

ulvir posted:

in Pinyin
« Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »
Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJBI4ckmB2M

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Luvcow posted:

I'll get this started

私は、肛門荒らしで採用ピザ工場で働いて人生の大半を費やした。アンチトロール抗議者は、私の自宅から私を追いかけ、その過程で、私のアナグマのミルクのすべてをこぼし、私のヤギを食べた。
Watashi wa, kōmon arashi de saiyō piza kōjō de hataraite jinsei no taihan o tsuiyashita. Anchitorōru kōgi-sha wa, watashi no jitaku kara watashi o oikake, sono katei de, watashi no anaguma no miruku no subete o koboshi, watashi no yagi o tabeta.

oishii desu ka?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

embykins posted:

i have a faint memory of doing homework on the toilet when i was like eight but i'm not sure if it was just a dream if not that was really rude of me also i hate how cats have to get old and i love lemon lime seltzer probably one's best work is done on the toilet though

I excelled at fecal sculpting when I was a kid. Throw it in your oven at 350 for about ten minutes and it's indistinguishable from ceramics.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

あなたの大きなアメリカの米兵?無ミシシッピ黒蛇、大きすぎる。
Anata no ōkina Amerika no beihei? Mu Mishishippi kokuja, ōki sugiru.

ulvir

Luvcow posted:

あなたの大きなアメリカの米兵?無ミシシッピ黒蛇、大きすぎる。
Anata no ōkina Amerika no beihei? Mu Mishishippi kokuja, ōki sugiru.

俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない
Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
オバマ氏は七面鳥を恩赦するとき覚えているだろうか?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

ulvir posted:

俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない
Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai

私たちは栄光のNipon友人の旗の下にあるすべての姉妹、私のヤギの腰から食べて下さい。
Watashitachiha eikō no Nipon yūjin no hata no shita ni aru subete no shimai, watashi no yagi no koshi kara tabete kudasai.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

RulerSmack posted:

オバマ氏は七面鳥を恩赦するとき覚えているだろうか?

その七面鳥はふしだらな女の格好をし、オバマが、それにした何でも値するした。失礼だったイム申し訳ありません友人。
Sono shichimenchō wa fushidarana on'na no kakkō o shi, Obama ga, sore ni shita nani demo ataisuru shita. Shitsureidatta Imu mōshiwakearimasen yūjin.

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