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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Hitler approaches the superbowl on his zeppelin, but the New York Jets defense easily repels each wave of shock troops to hit the ground, buying Nick Folk enough time to kick one right through and pop the balloon. Every player on the field dogpiles the downed dirigible and the ref doesn't even throw a flag.

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Picard Day
Dec 18, 2004

Goodell is in hot water after only issuing a 4 game suspension after accusations of genocide are proven in these shocking new pictures released by TMZ. Can the league survive the Media blitzkrieg? Will the steelers be able to turn it around without their star player?

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster




GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Hitler throws for 7 touchdowns and 650 yards against a flabbergasted Steelers defense in Wembley Stadium during the annual overseas game.

The performance is dubbed "The Blitz II" because of how many bombs he dropped in London.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Hitler is rallying his people with a rousing speech when a football flies in from off-frame and knocks him in the head. A squad of United States Marines is seen escorting Kicking Legend Mark Moseley away from his nest in a nearby clocktower.


haha

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Hes all ready the comissioner

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Hitler would make a great coach, he could run















































the Air Raid offense :iamafag:

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

my man

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

:vince:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

hello from the goldmine

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

haha

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

yesss

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

5'd

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Hitler would come out strong in the first half, but their depth would catch up to them and they'd blow a huge lead late.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
3rd Reich Allstars 28, Miami Dolphins 7

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

Feelin' this post

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Oh lord.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Major Bong was too good for this world.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

:golfclap:

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Hitler banned from all Reich activities until Nuremberg trials.

"I need this like I need a hole in the head," a dismissive Hitler jokes.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It's kinda drafty here in the gold mine.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

Pudgygiant
Apr 8, 2004

Garnet and black? More like gold and blue or whatever the fuck colors these are

Detective Thompson posted:

Hitler banned from all Reich activities until Nuremberg trials.

"I need this like I need a hole in the head," a dismissive Hitler jokes.

Too bad targeting doesn't allow any shots to the head

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
When I think of a team that gasses late, I think of the Lions.

Adoomsdaygap
Apr 20, 2013

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

But only after being interviewed alongside Hitler by the League of Nations.

Adoomsdaygap fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Sep 21, 2014

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

:master:

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

None of this would have happened if the AFL-NFL war had been concluded without the grossly unfair settlement enforced on the losers. Hitler didn't just appear out of nowhere, you know.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
National Socialist Football Conference West

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

:drat:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

:wow:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



I'd draft Hitler.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Just for context when this ends up in the goldmine: http://i.imgur.com/3L0FEyA.png

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




That's got to be one of the best one liners I've ever seen on SomethingAwful. God drat you're cold blooded Magicpants.

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang

Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

godDAMN

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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Magicpants posted:

6 million jews have apologized for their role in the incident

:eyepop:

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