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Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

"He must be some kind of... American Psycho"
-The Police Chief

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KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U
-Christian Bale

KennyLoggins fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Sep 22, 2014

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

"I just don't know who I am anymore... sometimes I feel like a metaphor for the excess of Yuppie culture!"
-Patrick Bateman

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things. Because I'm not a hero, not like Paul Allen. I killed those people. That's what I can be."
-Patrick Batman

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday,
and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."

And I says, "What kinda action?"
and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?"
And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing,"
and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake,"
and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
This Psycho is some kind of Armenian.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"Rosebud"

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
"You're a big guy"

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
"Hi, I'm John American Psycho and this is American Psycho" *eats a burgewr*

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
"Release the long form birth certificate, Patrick"

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
welcome to jarassic park

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
"I want to be Batman."

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
"I'm going to be the worst Batman in history"

Waking the Witch
Aug 20, 2011

"I'm into, oh murders and executions mostly. It depends."

"Is evil something you are? Or something you do?"

A SWELL DUDE
Feb 8, 2005

"Huey lewis is extremely my poo poo" - the american Psycho

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"We tortured some folks"-Jason Bateman

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012
"4"
-psycho from the USA

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
"I have to run to BlockBuster real quick or they're gonna charge me a late fee."

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
"So I'm creeping and I'm creeping and I'm creeping and I'm creeping, but I almost got caught cause my beeper kept beeping"

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

"I like cocaine" - Patrick Bateman

dodo seeks refugium
Aug 26, 2010
"Show me the money!"

Crackwhore Barrel
Mar 10, 2012

"That's bone"

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

"This one time at band camp"

CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

by Lowtax
Don't just look at it. Eat it.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
"gently caress yourself you retarded cocksucking kike" - Patrick Bateman

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
Straight out the loving dungeons of rap

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

"no... not without incident"

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
Anyone post that business card video yet? If not, pretend I posted that.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you have dick AIDS??

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M83-stGDR6E

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
feed me a kitten

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I have to return some video tapes

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
try getting a reservation at dorsia now u fukken stupid bastuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd

naem
May 29, 2011

*puts on bat mask* IM BATEMAN *grmble grumble*

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

check em

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
“Liberal attitudes towards the other are characterized both by respect for otherness, openness to it, and an obsessive fear of harassment."

*Patrick puts on rain coat*

"In short, the other is welcomed insofar as its presence is not intrusive, insofar as it is not really the other. Tolerance thus coincides with its opposite. My duty to be tolerant towards the other effectively means that I should not get too close to him or her, not intrude into his space—in short, that I should respect his intolerance towards my over-proximity."

*Patrick hefts the axe*

"This is increasingly emerging as the central human right of advanced capitalist society: the right not to be ‘harassed’, that is,"

*Patrick kills Allen*

"to be kept at a safe distance from others.”

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
"Sixteen hours ago an American airplane dropped one bomb on Hiroshima and destroyed its usefulness to the enemy. That bomb had more power than 20,000 tons of TNT. It had more than two thousand times the blast power of the British "Grand Slam" which is the largest bomb ever yet used in the history of warfare."

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

unlimited shrimp posted:

“Liberal attitudes towards the other are characterized both by respect for otherness, openness to it, and an obsessive fear of harassment."

*Patrick puts on rain coat*

"In short, the other is welcomed insofar as its presence is not intrusive, insofar as it is not really the other. Tolerance thus coincides with its opposite. My duty to be tolerant towards the other effectively means that I should not get too close to him or her, not intrude into his space—in short, that I should respect his intolerance towards my over-proximity."

*Patrick hefts the axe*

"This is increasingly emerging as the central human right of advanced capitalist society: the right not to be ‘harassed’, that is,"

*Patrick kills Allen*

"to be kept at a safe distance from others.”

same but families

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

lmbo

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THAT AINT GROW BACK
Sep 29, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auwpvAU2YA

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