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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Which team can embarrass themselves more on national TV? Which team's fans can possibly whine more? It's all here, tonight, on Monday Night Football

Jets inactives:



Bears inactives:

S McManis (quad), S McClellin (hand), R Garza (ankle), M Slauson (ankle), T Scott (foot), J Ratliff (concussion), C Leno

And now, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME NEW YORK JETS bullshit FOOTBALL

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I am very excited to make fun of these teams

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
get your prop bets in early to get better odds, this game is going to be a snoozer and as such, ill be in bed watching on my ipad. lets go jets

NuclearPotato
Oct 27, 2011

Ready for my first Bears GDT with my brand spankin' new Wi-Fi. :toot:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Huh, neat. Hadn't seen that form before.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
No Ratliff is bad.

I fully expect the Jets to have over 200 yards rushing tonight. Unless Rex Ryan goes all Jim Harbaugh and inexplicably goes pass only in the second half.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Can your router handle the inc gigs of gifs :ohdear:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I have a feeling the hodge podge Oline is gonna give it up this week.

Sorry Cutty.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Kalli posted:

Huh, neat. Hadn't seen that form before.

The official Jets Twitter came through in the clutch.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I can't watch a Bears game without thinking that the Ravens drafted Courney Upshaw instead of Alshon Jeffery. Go good WRs who are fun to watch.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

Lt. Chips posted:

No Ratliff is bad.

I fully expect the Jets to have over 200 yards rushing tonight. Unless Rex Ryan goes all Jim Harbaugh and inexplicably goes pass only in the second half.

Sutton and Ferguson did a credible job last week after Ratliff went down, but being rookies and all who knows if they will be able to carry that over into this week. I'd feel a lot more confident if Ratliff was healthy

Here's hoping the Jeffrey and Marshall feel a lot better and the Bears score 50 points

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Can anyone tell me why their is a 53 man roster but you can only dress 46 of them for a game?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
A Florida woman has chosen a most unusual path to become unattractive to men.

She added a third breast.



http://www.local10.com/news/3boobed-fla-woman-desires-to-be-unattractive-to-men/28191064

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

swickles posted:

Can anyone tell me why their is a 53 man roster but you can only dress 46 of them for a game?
Football reasons.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Winkie01 posted:

A Florida woman has chosen a most unusual path to become unattractive to men.

She added a third breast.



http://www.local10.com/news/3boobed-fla-woman-desires-to-be-unattractive-to-men/28191064

Not sure what this has to do with MNF but I clicked anyway

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I hope the Jets win but I know they won't.

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.
Bears are too hurt, they're gunna lose

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Winkie01 posted:

A Florida woman has chosen a most unusual path to become unattractive to men.

She added a third breast.



http://www.local10.com/news/3boobed-fla-woman-desires-to-be-unattractive-to-men/28191064
Florida continues to be a hive of madness and WTF.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I can't watch a Bears game without thinking that the Ravens drafted Courney Upshaw instead of Alshon Jeffery. Go good WRs who are fun to watch.
I can't watch a Bears game without hoping they get blown the gently caress out so I can hear the ensuing B&O meltdown.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
why did my post disappear

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hahaha, Tirico's already dumping on the Jets.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

swickles posted:

Can anyone tell me why their is a 53 man roster but you can only dress 46 of them for a game?

I actually asked this question recently and got a good answer. It's to offset the advantage afforded a healthier team. If one team has a pool of 48 players and the other has 53 that is a pretty distinct advantage for subs, special teams, and the like.

Roster should still be at least 60 players.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I hope the Jets win but I know they won't.

me too op, me too. i really want geno to be good for some reason

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

AradoBalanga posted:

Florida continues to be a hive of madness and WTF.
She did this to be unattractive to men, but in do so has become incredibly attractive to a subset of men as well as Total Recall fans.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

fat greasy puto posted:

me too op, me too. i really want geno to be good for some reason

He'll make one really awesome throw and get you excited, and then he'll miss like 5 wide open dudes

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Jay Cutler put the Bears on his (Brandon Marshall's) back

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Peanut. :(

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

She should have god for 4 imho

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Winkie01 posted:

A Florida woman has chosen a most unusual path to become unattractive to men.

She added a third breast.



http://www.local10.com/news/3boobed-fla-woman-desires-to-be-unattractive-to-men/28191064



SURELY YOU JETS

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Crazy Ted posted:

She did this to be unattractive to men, but in do so has become incredibly attractive to a subset of men as well as Total Recall fans.

She also corners the niche market of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

euphronius posted:

She should have god for 4 imho
4 is easy, just split them both in 2.

3 takes skill.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

I just finished F.E.A.R. before turning on ESPN so I'm expecting a lot of bodies to hit the floor in this football game tonight

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

euphronius posted:

She should have god for 4 imho
No because then you're getting into the realm of living Furry art and I'm not ready for that.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

euphronius posted:

She should have god for 4 imho

Make one giant megaboob.

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Go the Bears.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

You did have your rookie CB win you a game in relief of Tillman. Though that probably means it would have been all the better to play him across from Peanut. :(

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ah yes - some U2 to get me pumped for FOOBAW

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

swickles posted:

She also corners the niche market of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans.
10 bucks on that woman not knowing where her towel is.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
i'm starting to not mind this song in the u2 commercial but i still really hate the commercial itself

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

There no reason primates could have not ended up with 4 or 6! Mammaries

Huh

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