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No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

vyst posted:

This chick sucks at the anthem.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:27

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Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Death to Cutler, long life (and continued ineptitude) to Clausen.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:27

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I'm excited to make many comparisons between the Jets and that stupid piece of poo poo xanadu mall

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:27

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

vyst posted:

This chick sucks at the anthem.

She lacked jurisdiction

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:27

hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

The Bears are going to get dominated on both sides of the ball. This is going to be a real bad game.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:27

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

ive stopped listening to the national anthem at football games, presumably because i am a communist terrorist muslim

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

wheez the roux posted:

holy flat note

What she loses in note-accuracy she makes up for in speed and no-frills.

I'll allow it. :golfclap:

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Phobeste posted:

i'm starting to not mind this song in the u2 commercial but i still really hate the commercial itself

But but how dare they invade the personal space of my iDevice?!

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Quest For Glory II posted:

It rests inside the graveyard of a failed megamall that crashed before it ever took off

HOW COULD I FORGET XANADU

THIS IS LITERALLY NEXT DOOR TO METLIFE

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

hrollins: May 20, 2003; Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Our national anthem is really bad, that singer is perfect for it.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

euphronius posted:

NYC should just annex it

New Jersey renamed to New York Communal Landfill

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

they couldn't even get jets to do a flyover

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

bobby2times: Jan 9, 2010

zakharov posted:

Jets victories, ranked:

1) Super Bowl III

2) Knocking the Patriots out of the playoffs in Foxboro in 2011

3) ???????????

41-0 over Manning in the playoffs.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

zakharov posted:

HOW COULD I FORGET XANADU

THIS IS LITERALLY NEXT DOOR TO METLIFE

Man I pass that thing all the time and have always wondered what the gently caress it is

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Yo gently caress you wheez i watched like 15 episodes of going deep last night :mad:

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:28

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

Does Rex Ryan have a gnarly throat stabimg scar?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:29

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

zakharov posted:

HOW COULD I FORGET XANADU

THIS IS LITERALLY NEXT DOOR TO METLIFE

It looks like ww2 battleship camo

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:29

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

euphronius posted:

She lacked jurisdiction

"Turn in your badge and your gun... You're off The Anthem!" :cop:

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:29

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

"Watson comes up with hosed up poo poo is the point of this commercial" - IBM

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:29

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

they couldn't even get jets to do a flyover

I don't suppose there's any chance you'd make your title less obnoxious?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:29

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

zakharov posted:

HOW COULD I FORGET XANADU

THIS IS LITERALLY NEXT DOOR TO METLIFE

It was going to have an indoor ski resort and chocolate waterfall because why not!!!

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:29

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Does Rex Ryan have a gnarly throat stabimg scar?

No, but he does have a tattoo on one of his arms of a woman wearing nothing but a Mark Sanchez jersey.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:29

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

You're right commercial. Old people are just the worst.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Crazy Ted posted:

No, but he does have a tattoo on one of his arms of a woman wearing nothing but a Mark Sanchez jersey.

If by "a woman" you mean "his wife" yes

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Let's Go A Bear

I hate football last night was tiresome let's see sometime primetime Jets hilarity

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Keys to the Game:

1) Rex Ryan owns

2) Jets own

3) JetLife Stadium

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

zakharov posted:

I don't suppose there's any chance you'd make your title less obnoxious?

nope

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

zakharov posted:

If by "a woman" you mean "his wife" yes

Wait really that's his wife in the tattoo? That makes it even better.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Ramadu posted:

Yo gently caress you wheez i watched like 15 episodes of going deep last night

there are only 10 episodes, and that show owns, so you should be thanking me u dick

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30

Never Easy: May 9, 2008

I'm going to watch some football. I'm going to drink some beer.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

zakharov posted:

If by "a woman" you mean "his wife" yes

Are you implying his wife isn't a woman

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Crazy Ted posted:

Wait really that's his wife in the tattoo? That makes it even better.

she's also tebowing. and barefoot

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:31

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Azhais posted:

Sons of anarchy

Jon Gruden owns unironically. :colbert:

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:31

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

"saleem hakeem has tremendous speed" *runs directly into pile of guys*

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:31

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Azhais posted:

Are you implying his wife isn't a woman

Rex doesnt see gender only feet

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:31

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

wheez the roux posted:

there are only 10 episodes, and that show owns, so you should be thanking me u dick

Oh well, ok then. Thanks wheez I watched like 10 episodes of that show and was entertained the whole way through. Like when he ate glass and red phosphorus.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:31

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Ahaha, what in the sweet poo poo was 31 doing?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:32

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

EAT THAT poo poo RANDOM SIDELINE MAN

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:32

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

God, that was a late flag

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:32

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# ? May 16, 2024 03:53

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

lol @ geno levelling that coach

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