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If you ever get the opportunity to jump in a black hole, be reasonable and avoid doing it no matter how cool it seemed in Ren and Stimpy
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 18:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:45 |
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Benny D posted:Hawking said that in the moment when you cross the event horizon you can see all of time past and future in an instant why the gently caress would I not want to do that You'd be spaghettified long before you even reached the event horizon
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 18:25 |
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Dan Ryckert should have gotten himself accidentally killed several times over by now and is somehow still alive. His continued survival is a mystery and incredibly entertaining. The man is a modern Mr.Magoo.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 18:30 |
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GBEast's content has been really lovely compared to what has now amassed into Ryckert & Scanlon dot com. RIP good Vinny content I guess
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 18:37 |
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That one is probably part of his well-known list of "never talk about near a hot mic" stories
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 20:28 |
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I'm not sure, though the first quicklook was Sniper Elite 3 for ps4 -- http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/quick-look-sniper-elite-iii/2300-9180/ edit: Here's some Dan in his natural element, enjoying a shameless advert Kinect game http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/quick-look-tmnt-training-lair/2300-9264/ Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Sep 25, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 06:45 |
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Dan Ryckert and Jeff compete on who can get the furthest in Mario3 while riding a rollercoaster. http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/giant-bomb-vs-a-roller-coaster/2300-9529/ They managed to get it done because Dan called Six Flags and asked if they could do it. Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Oct 3, 2014 |
# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 03:59 |
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Dan does not know what a hatchback is. Three and a half minutes into the Driveclub quicklook, Jeff must explain and describe to Dan what hatchbacks are.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 05:11 |
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I hate his dumb tastes in games. But he's otherwise a cool dude in my book of alright people
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 02:38 |
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UglyDucklett posted:Who the heck is this guy There's a little Dan inside all of us gamers.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 17:02 |
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Ryan's only crime was loving Thursday night throwdowns too much. Other than that, the man knew how little he should give a poo poo about anything.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 04:37 |
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whenever Brad's gotta host something, his disinterested ennui is palpable
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 15:02 |
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I remember way back when, during one of their E3 afterhours show where they have industry guests, Alex was kind of a dick. They had a bigwig there talking some real rotten poo poo -- I think it might have been Cliffy B -- saying how games that don't sell over 10 million copies are complete trash and whoever likes them are a waste of air, and that most gamers are retarded babies or something. Either that or it was a completely transparent and poor shilling attempt. All I remember is it being really rough, and the chat was going berzerk. Alex just killed the chat and wrote "The adults are trying to talk here, kids". Yeah, the chat was intolerable and useless (as always), but they actually had legit reason to be pissed for once. That's never stopped him from being weirdly condescending, though.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 05:48 |
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Fumaofthelake posted:If Brad wasn't forced to be the host this is like 300% more time than he would spend researching anything for the podcast. Or researching anything for a game that he's hosting a quicklook for, for that matter
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 06:11 |
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I didn't realize that expecting a quicklook to know what the release platforms of the game are might be caring too much.
Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Dec 18, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 07:52 |
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Woops. hosed it up.
Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Dec 18, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 07:55 |
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2014 01:50 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Bunch of game journalist dudes have been caught with kiddy porn, thankfully the giant bomb people were not in this accidental drag net. It was some Kotaku guys, wasn't it? I bet it was some Kotaku guys.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 16:25 |
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Wormskull posted:I stopped caring much when he said he, quote, "Wasn't into all that bunny hopping bullshit" while playing Q3A on a TNT. "LeftTrigger-RightTrigger" first person shooters
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 00:10 |
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It also causes a couple weeks of lackluster content beforehand because of all that production. If it wasn't for Metal Gear Scanlon, the majority of december would have been nothing.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 21:26 |
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hosed up, right?
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 21:33 |
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May as well stop posting on the internet and go save the whales
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 21:50 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Yeah, you probably should stop posting, I agree. Good job getting the joke, son. You sure are on fire today.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 22:24 |
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mr.capps posted:Gimbal I personally don't get the joke, can you explain why you need to save yourself Yeah, you're right. Sorry for making GBS threads up the thread. Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Dec 31, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 22:26 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:What joke? Your first post was about getting some perspective; "You cares about wanting Giant Bomb content when you could be doing something worthwhile, like gaming". The thing is that you can go in any thread and say exactly that, no matter what the thread is about. "May as well stop posting and go save the whales" was the logical conclusion to your post and was meant to you. With that in mind, your reply sounded like "No u". I don't know why I figured people would pick that up so quickly, it was a bad post. Sry dude.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 22:40 |
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Everybody's so pissed off and passive-aggressive at Dan during this whole thing and he's taking it like a champ.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2015 06:43 |
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Lol whenever someone's messing with the tricaster and Dan notices. It's like a five year old just saw Santa fly by in the sky.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2015 14:51 |
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His DOTAIDS has permanently transformed him from a smooth operator into a lumpy whiny Girthmann Jr. The day that he started chasing the MOBA dragon was the day that we had lost him, we just didn't know it yet.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2015 17:15 |
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If you haven't watched the Raven's Cry quicklook: You need to watch the Raven's Cry quicklook. It might just be my favorite quicklook.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 04:40 |
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Oboe Yoyomatsu's music is the best
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 03:34 |
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The secret about Jeff Gerstmann is that he's actually the angry videogame nerd IRL: He only likes old, lovely games.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 18:13 |
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"Yo Brad, throw a firebomb into those exploding barrels" "Ehh, those guys throwing stuff at me haven't triggered them so I guess those barrels aren't actually explosive or something." "Yo Brad, you should really try anyway!" *ignores and despawns a whole area's worth of dudes by pulling them one by one*
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 19:14 |
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NOBODY WINS
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 05:07 |
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90% of that community are people trying to get a job into games, or trying to get the giant bomb crew's job. They have a job because of this crowd of people. It's a games PC job ouroboros.
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 06:15 |
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Jeff not liking Hatred isn't too surprising, but Dan surprises me. The game looks like it doesn't take itself as seriously as they seem to think.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 14:13 |
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"Hey Brad, try doing this cool thing!" " Nah man, I don't want to gently caress up my save file..."
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 07:02 |
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 01:41 |
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The Witness quicklook: Oh hey guys The Witness is loving awesome but I'm not showing anything about what makes these standard-rear end line puzzles cool because it would be spoilers. *game looks boring as poo poo because nothing cool is shown... on purpose*
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 04:08 |
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Pooping with Scoops
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 02:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:45 |
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Farcry 2's a bad choice, I ain't watching that poo poo. RIP Vinny shows for a while.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 01:54 |