i am he posted:Listen, I get really good grades without even trying that hard honestly. My standardized test scores are in the 99th percentile and I actually like to read classic books like Les Miserables and War and Peace. Meanwhile this teacher probably dirties up the pages of his favorite manga, Chobits, with his dusty cheeto fingers. i always thought it was a funny place to put a power switch. |
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dogcrash truther posted:professor: God doesnt exist |
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my economics prof likes to show off his fancy house that he bought in like 1800 to his doped-up students but i'm like a grown man and not too impressed. once i called him out on his economic theory by stating that natural resources are finite, and he just about blew his top, spouting some long-winded bs by some economic writer/lich, to which i replied "yeah, well you're old" because i'm a freshman and would be damned if i'm going to focus on 20th century economic theory. also he gave me full credit on a group project for simply making up a number on a work risk/benefit insurance cost scenario. long story short i got a B for the semester. |
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Sep 25, 2014 05:21
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a ritard posted:my economics prof likes to show off his fancy house that he bought in like 1800 to his doped-up students but i'm like a grown man and not too impressed. lol |
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Sep 25, 2014 05:24
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my prof is gay. haha more ladies for myself you dumb poo poo |
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Sep 25, 2014 06:19
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In school, I was totally smarter than all my teachers ahah. They tried to tell me to work hard, but I was too smart, just aced the tests and poo poo. So dumb. Good thing I never needed any of that hard work stuff they wanted me to learn about... oh gently caress wait. Now I'm in a top 10 university I'm not automatically the smartest person in anyone room. And I actually have to work hard. Shiiit now I have anxiety because this is the first time I've not been able to do work set for me. poo poo too bad I coasted all my way through school. gently caress. Stupid school system. Better drink a lot, drop out for three years, until desperate and on welfare I finally realize that its my fault I never did any work. Woah, now in this small former poly-technic university, I'm doing well, getting good grades again, just because I don't assume I'm smart anymore, and work hard. I'm back at the top of the class, and it feels drat good, because this time I earned it. True story. It's far better to a big fish in a small pond. |
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Sep 25, 2014 06:29
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DinosaurDavid posted:In school, I was totally smarter than all my teachers ahah. They tried to tell me to work hard, but I was too smart, just aced the tests and poo poo. So dumb. seem like a lot of ppl trying to do the longf post thring here but youre all bad at it |
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Sep 25, 2014 06:41
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My prof: in order to define what knowledge is, we will first have to go back to the Greeks. Plato defined knowledge in three kinds, with episteme, techne, and--- Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43GChXc6RVY |
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Sep 25, 2014 09:20
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Prof: The idea that a certain kind of knowledge could somehow shape or form the individual is not a new one. In fact the whole tradition of Bildung stems back to the Gree--- me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14 |
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Sep 25, 2014 09:24
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Smarmy John posted:professor: gender |
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Sep 25, 2014 12:49
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prof: ugh. me:  [i am hoisted up by my classmates like a bride at a jewish wedding and awarded a phd] |
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Sep 25, 2014 12:51
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professor: these are the noble gasses me: *rips a huge fart* |
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Sep 25, 2014 16:59
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professor: fine, why dont you come up here and teach the class then? hm? me: *stands up and walks to front of the room, ahem* Hurf de Durf it's byob time. Sit back and chill to my byob rhyme. students: *rub the sleep from their eyes and straighten their backs* me:...HURF DE DURF sliding in to teh goldmine.. students: *going insane hooting and hollering leave me 5 star reviews on rate your professor* |
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Sep 25, 2014 17:07
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Professor: Alright class it's time for a test. Me: Guess what prof it's time for you to take a test. Testicles. Deez nuts. *class goes wild* |
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Sep 25, 2014 17:09
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Hey yo teach... eat my short fuckre idiot |
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Sep 25, 2014 18:34
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Bukowski posted:Hey yo teach... eat my short fuckre idiot |
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Sep 25, 2014 18:51
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old gay earth tone cardigan wearing professor (lame osld fashioned probly liberterien human being professor, lol): firefly me: .....um, what? kind of coolk professor: joss whedon me: just.... yes. so much Yes. |
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Sep 25, 2014 19:11
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I'm sorry you can't go home because your parents rented your room to the plumber. |
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Sep 25, 2014 19:24
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[Prof talks about supply and demand, goes into elasticity] me: hosed up if true! *students piss themselves laughing, everyone highfives me and a roaring applause* |
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Sep 25, 2014 19:49
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t4eacher: today we're going to learn about the war of 1812 me: *storms up to front of classroom holding copies of books like "lies my teacher told me" and "a people's history of the united states" high up in my hands* me: stop the lies! stop the lies! class: (joining chant) stop the lies! stop the lies! me: how could theey have really murdered 6 million people without us knowing? it seems pretty dubious tbh class: (silent) |
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Sep 25, 2014 19:59
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i am he posted:I already know the material so I pretty much just sit at my desk and goof off. Teacher is a total neckbeard anyways so I'm not too worried about what he thinks. I aced the test without even studying much and I'm pretty sure he is no items final destination fox only type. I AM YOUR TEACHER. YOU ONLY ACED YOUR TEST BECAUSE YOUR MOM AND I ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR. |
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Sep 25, 2014 20:07
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I ONCE GOATSED A CLASS. GOT PERMABANNED. |
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Sep 25, 2014 20:09
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Haam posted:my prof is gay. haha more ladies for myself you dumb poo poo HOW CAN YOU TELL????! |
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Sep 25, 2014 20:10
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Rambling Robot posted:HOW CAN YOU TELL????! prof: im gay me: lol idiott |
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Sep 25, 2014 20:12
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Haam posted:prof: im gay LMAO!!!! |
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Sep 25, 2014 20:15
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Teacher: Today we are starting black history month Me: *raises hands* Teacher: Yes Michael? Me: stdies show there's a strong correlation between race and IQ |
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Sep 25, 2014 20:18
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ulvir posted:Teacher: Today we are starting black history month 
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Sep 25, 2014 20:43
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Sep 25, 2014 20:58
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"hitler bad, jews good, blah blah blah" seems like all i hear in this liberal hellscape. my parents told me my love of hitler would be challenged if i went to a state school, but i didnt know it'd be this bad. i ve made sure to read eexcerpts of mein kampf everyday and reblog my favorite hitler memes (quotes by hitler over pictures of hitler, kawaii hitler, tsundere hitler, etc), to maintain a healthy mindset. |
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Sep 25, 2014 21:09
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Teacher: Hitler was bad Me: you're gay Teacher: what? How did you know!? Me: Fags.... *skateboards away* |
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Sep 25, 2014 21:14
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Luvcow posted:Teacher: Hitler was bad \
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Sep 25, 2014 21:19
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i am he posted:"hitler bad, jews good, blah blah blah" seems like all i hear in this liberal hellscape. my parents told me my love of hitler would be challenged if i went to a state school, but i didnt know it'd be this bad. i ve made sure to read eexcerpts of mein kampf everyday and reblog my favorite hitler memes (quotes by hitler over pictures of hitler, kawaii hitler, tsundere hitler, etc), to maintain a healthy mindset. \
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alnilam posted:t4eacher: today we're going to learn about the war of 1812 |
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alnilam posted:t4eacher: today we're going to learn about the war of 1812 |
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