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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

So they'll cop to cuffing him with the cuffs of the cop he shot but not to punching him in the face.

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
They cuffed him with the dead cop's handcuffs? They just carry those around always just in case? Also, lol he totally broke his own nose before he was arrested.

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
so did the cops that happen to find him on a random patrol just happen to have the slain cops handcuffs?

or did they find him, restrain him, call the cops that had the cuffs and then switch them out?

edit: yeah^

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
lol he was for sure sitting in some troopers car for two hours while the cop was on the radio trying to find the dead guy's cuffs, frein started loling and the cop broke his nose

'HE WAS MY BROTHER IN BLUE HOW DARE YOU'

stump collector
May 28, 2007
maybe frein and mcgruff the crime dog can team up in prison and get back at the big bad pigs.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

They sniped the diap, RIP.

Jolly Corndog
Apr 5, 2008

It's lamb, ding dong,
not sal-man
I wonder what his bail will be set at.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
make frein a mod

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

hes going to be murdered in jail lol

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Parallax Scroll posted:

hes going to be murdered in jail lol

if he weren't white have probably been murdered on the spot though

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
lol i hope an investigation reveals they used excessive force arresting him and breaking his nose and he walks i would literally lol out loud

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Oberleutnant posted:

lol i hope an investigation reveals they used excessive force arresting him and breaking his nose and he walks i would literally lol out loud

haha he walks good one buddy :)

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

Oberleutnant posted:

lol i hope an investigation reveals they used excessive force arresting him and breaking his nose and he walks i would literally lol out loud

it's literally impossible for him not to get the death penalty even if the cops ritually beat him every day until the date of his execution

unless he's proven insane, which he isn't and won't be

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
it is theoretically possible that the criominal justice system will find him to be innocent of all charges and even award him damages for the assualt received at the hands of the pig cops that arrested him. this is a thing that can happen i believe

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Oberleutnant posted:

it is theoretically possible that the criominal justice system will find him to be innocent of all charges and even award him damages for the assualt received at the hands of the pig cops that arrested him. this is a thing that can happen i believe

you know how everyone says in an infinite number of universes everything and anything can happen? well thats not true for events with a zero probability like this sorry

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
whelp

theyve got his gun

the bullets in the cops fired from his gun

the confession note

the fact that he's lol been on the lamb for two months (as a joke i guess?)

i suppose there could be some manchurian candidate type poo poo where they just rape him until he believes he really did kill those cops, so okay in that regard theoretically possible

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

i love all the shut in goons living through this dude vicariously

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

lol

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

i love all the shut in goons living through this dude vicariously

I just lust for cop death

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

i love all the shut in goons living through this dude vicariously

this guy is cool

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
I didn't write this one but I thought it should be posted:



Title: Eric Frein’s Last Stance

He grew up in, a Pennsylvania town
Had a good-lookin' silencer, never made a sound.
Then he grabbed his gun ,with the long range sight,
Shot them state trooper boys on that warm September night.
Well he started playing Rambo, at the age of eighteen
He blew the cops away, had to flee the scene.
He jumped in his jeep, and his escape was improvin'
Then he got it stuck, but he had to keep movin' on"
Keep movin' on
Last stance with Eric Frein
One more time to kill in Wayne.
I feel searchers creepin' in
Time to change my diaper again.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
It's all part of his plan. He was getting bored running circles around them in the woods so decided to proceed to level 2: diapering his way out of prison.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Parallax Scroll posted:

how much did catching him cost
dont forget how much it will cost to keep him in prison (if life term) or until his death penalty (appealed numerous times)

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Wow they beat the poo poo out of him

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Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
It's kind of suspicious that he doesn't have a beard after all of those days in the woods and I'm tempted to declare this an obvious false flag

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Maybe another cop killed that cop as part of an insurance scam and all the evidence against Frein was planted and they've been chasing a terrified diapered retard boyscout around in the woods over an evil lie.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
we tried to warn you frein

we told you bro

"stay safe diaper sniper" we said

but you didnt listen

and now you're

dead

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Baba Ganoush posted:

Wow they beat the poo poo out of him



quote:

He said officials surprised Frein during a sweep of the area. Frein kneeled and put his hands up after being approached by US marshals. He had scratches on his face at the time of his arrest, but police said those were acquired before he was caught.

:laugh:

:rip: diaper sniper

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

Baba Ganoush posted:

Wow they beat the poo poo out of him



:airquote: Peacefully :airquote:

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
maybe an ent hit him

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Baba Ganoush posted:

Wow they beat the poo poo out of him



Good. I hope they hang the bastard.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Muttonchips posted:

Good. I hope they hang the bastard.

um u do understand he killed a cop right

the judge will award him a lifetime pension and a parade

i hope theres confetti

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

Muttonchips posted:

Good. I hope they hang the bastard.

I hope he eventually earns mad conjugals for cop death

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
crowd jeers suspect

p sure that should be 'cheers' not 'jeers'

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
I heard he got caught? I guess he shouldn't of checked if guns respawned that the hanger.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
lmao you guys are so cheeky

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014


literally jesus :qq:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i bet it was just like a scene in a movie where someone is like

"this is for billy" pop right in the nose

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Alas Boobylon posted:



literally jesus :qq:

lol @ officer chubs that can't get his hat strap around his chin

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

the day no pig would die

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