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Corey Plumper posted:Ive seen pictures of special forces dudes with less gear that's because like 80% of that is completely unnecessary and would actually make tracking a guy in the woods significantly harder. also no one should believe the bullshit about this guy fighting in africa or w/e, he's a college dropout from podunk usa. the cops are just elevating his abilities and background to justify their complete and utter failure here. once again this guy is just a tfr-goon style dropout larping cosplayer who pees and poops in his pants leaving the poops for cops to pick up and smell and look at.
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Oct 2, 2014 18:10
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VendaGoat posted:You mean the police are not omnipresent and omnipotent? You're shaking my world view here. i know right?
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Alas Boobylon posted:How long did it take them to find the unabomber? This guy could have left all these clues and then just gently caressed off to an Appalachian cabin. i love when this happens 
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Alas Boobylon posted:What if he just buried himself alive and suffocated, never to be found honestly i do hope he's never found and is never seen again because lmao
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Jonny 290 posted:how is this hardened, insane survivalist paying his wow bill i just dont get it --gbs cause he's just. that. good.
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Jagchosis posted:http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/diapers_found_during_search_fo.html this is simultaneously a big letdown but also really goddamn funny that cops are spending thousands digging around in some random baby's ancient woods turds
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Oct 3, 2014 19:05
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gonna need a Penn goon to take a couple dumps in a garbage bag and huck it into the woods asap
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Oct 4, 2014 02:24
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whatis posted:*stares into reflection of a mirror-like pond, illuminated only by moonlight
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the wolf population is coming back in Minnesota and boy is everybody mad about it. doesn't matter if you prefer to hunt wolfs, pet wolfs on the head, or get eaten by wolf, people are mad mad MAD if you mad about wolves you are a stone cold dumb motherfucker
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uhhh I'm not seeing a poopy-diaper-picker-upper attachment. . .
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orangesampson posted:http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Police_Officer/Salary where is the money coming from for this little snipe hunt?
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Lazyfire posted:Reboot MASH set in the woods of Pennsylvania and the doctors are all graduates of a three hours CPR Course and the patients are all cops who fell out of trees or pepper sprayed themselves while chasing a small mammal around because it had a bushy tail. "Everybody! I have a message!! The police chief's forklift skidded on a diaper and went down over the Susquehanna River...It spun in...there were no survivors!"
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Oct 8, 2014 19:28
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:so they said a thousand cops had him trapped in a 5 mile area like two weeks ago lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycb9_Y_gJ-g
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Oct 10, 2014 01:34
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Cream_Filling posted:Im trying to think of an appropriate solidarity shirt slogan Stay Safe Diaper Sniper
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Oct 10, 2014 01:51
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PoconoHermit posted:I want you guys to know that this place is getting progressively weirder every week. Also I'm willing to sell these shirts for 75 dollars, shipped. Will include exclusive Rook photos. cafepress works just as well thanks 
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wherever frein is I hope he has internet access and is laughing his diapered rear end off
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Affe mk2 posted:will there ever be a time when a person in a position of authority tells the cops that it's time to stop dicking around in the woods and get back to work? and who the hell is policing towns in the meantime? nobody that's why they cancelled halloween and put a curfew on and poo poo diapy snipey shut down a whole loving county lmao
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you irl posted:actually some of the adult diapers were unable to be tested conclusively you can draw your own conclusions from this but i choose to believe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
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Hellsau posted:Because they know if they let Halloween proceed, the cops out on patrol are going to end up 'seeing Frein' and murdering some kids. Possibly white kids. that and halloween is a time notorious for vandalism, drunken parties, tricky driving scenarios, etc and all that takes police manpower to oversee. manpower that's currently wandering aimlessly around in the woods for over a month.
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Oct 13, 2014 19:04
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Lutha Mahtin posted:couldn't they probably just pull out of the woods, announce the manhunt over, then nab him when he goes back to his mom's after thinking the coast is clear if they do this he's gonna sneak back out, cap a single cop, and the cycle begins anew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zLx_JtcQVI
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Oct 16, 2014 08:18
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Al Borland posted:Lol I think they gave up looking for cooper a week in. how much money can a town like this spend on something like this? like where are they getting the money from?
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Oct 16, 2014 18:28
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Oct 18, 2014 22:54
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etalian posted:stay safe diaper sniper his plan's working 
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Oct 21, 2014 19:14
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fyodor posted:why does army man have 4 eye pieces for daytime frein find iirc they capture multiple spectrums. they're made for nighttime military ops, popular with special forces/seals. that's why a doughy cop in rural Pennsylvania has them.
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katlington posted:I just noticed the one at crotch height lmbo. never know, maybe frein forgot to camo his huggies
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Oct 21, 2014 20:22
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Alas Boobylon posted:omg 
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Oct 22, 2014 04:27
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i close my eyes, only for a moment and then frein is gone all the diapys pass before my eyes, a curiosity cops in the wind, all we are is cops in the wind
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Oct 23, 2014 00:49
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redstormpopcorn posted:Give this guy the Rook. He'll make better use of it than the fuckin' Keystone State Kops will. and it would protect him from inevitable cop bullets, a win-win all around
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tomstuart posted:loving lol quote:The sighting led officers to Matt Caprioli's home on Burton Road. Police dogs tracked a scent right to the man's back door.
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Oct 23, 2014 19:01
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all frein needs is a camo tactilol outfit, an FBI ballcap and an assault rifle and he'll literally never be found
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Oct 24, 2014 03:03
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"Diane I'm in rural Pennsylvania on the hunt for a murderous super soldier that local authorities have been unable to capture. Our only clue is this, a diaper, used, white, size XL, brand is huggies. Sheriff what have the boys in forensics determined it's contents to be?" "Poop. Baby poop." "Baby poop...outstanding . . ."
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Oct 27, 2014 04:15
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Pennsylvania basically does has a portal to hell. Or at least something pretty drat close. penn posters in the name of all that is funny please tell the cops this is where frein is hiding
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PoconoHermit posted:http://wnep.com/2014/10/26/new-tool-to-help-police-in-manhunt/ surely this giant inflatable ball sack will help us catch frein! provided there is no rain, wind, clouds, snow, or tree cover
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SpeedGem posted:
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