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VendaGoat posted:You haven't lived till you've run over one while on a motorcycle. I'll admit I don't drive a motorcycle but to me that doesn't sound like the sort of thing you live through
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proof of concept posted:I'll admit I don't drive a motorcycle but to me that doesn't sound like the sort of thing you live through It's a far from "pleasant" experience. 
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Shoehead posted:Do cops there not have helicopters with IR cameras for this poo poo? Haven't you seen Predator? That poo poo doesn't work when you're covered in mud.
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Oct 4, 2014 18:17
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Deer are possibly the only thing even more stupid than the average cop.
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grope proof vest posted:poopy diapey snipey man
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i cant believe they still havent caught this guy and are releasing excited statements to the press about how they secured two cans of tuna and a cup noodles
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i cant believe they still havent caught this guy and are releasing excited statements to the press about how they secured two cans of tuna and a cup noodles without his pot noodle he shall be reduced to eating tree bark. or deer I guess
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CountButtula posted:without his pot noodle he shall be reduced to eating tree bark. or deer I guess oh yeah i forgot its deer season and that he has a high powered rifle and no one else will be hunting
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CountButtula posted:without his pot noodle he shall be reduced to eating tree bark. or deer I guess Or pig 
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Oct 4, 2014 18:54
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*stares into reflection of a mirror-like pond, illuminated only by moonlight "poopy diapey snipey man, shoots the cops, lives off the land poopy diapey snipey man, shoots the cops, lives off the land poopy diapey snipey man, shoots the cops, lives off the land" *coiled turd materializes out of thin air, 1 solitary gunshot rings out from the distance
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Oct 4, 2014 18:55
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Hellsau posted:Or pig The problem is making a fire when they have those IR cameras. Perhaps the "long pig" could be pre-cooked by wearing a raincoat and being made to run around the woodlands
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whatis posted:*stares into reflection of a mirror-like pond, illuminated only by moonlight a truly bowel-shaking halloween fright
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whatis posted:*stares into reflection of a mirror-like pond, illuminated only by moonlight
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:a truly bowel-shaking halloween fright can't spook the dook
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Oct 4, 2014 19:29
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cant make the bowel scowl
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Oct 4, 2014 19:33
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im imagining these cops must be insanely fat to do do badly against one guy with all the fruits of a bloated militarised police force lol bloated
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Oct 4, 2014 19:34
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Hellsau posted:Skip a year. Imagine how easy it will be next year. it doesn't need to get any easier really. we* poisoned/killed all the predators of deer so they can just go around eating as much delicious high-yield corn as they like *white people
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 quote:We didn't want to go, we didn't want to find him, but The Rook and his soiled diapers horrified and comforted us at the same time...
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Hellsau posted:Haven't you heard? It's some other guy leaving the poo poo laying around. prob weight, 90 rounds of .308 is like five pounds of metal so hes probably caching it or somethng idk Boogaleeboo posted:Deer are possibly the only thing even more stupid than the average cop. it would be funny as hell if this whole thing was a misunderstanding and he shot the cops because he mistook them for deer cause of their brown uniforms and fatness
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Diaper sniper is such a threat that Seal Team 6 has been deployed?
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HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:Diaper sniper is such a threat that Seal Team 6 has been deployed? meal team shits
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has anyone said zero dark turdy yet b/c im pretty proud of that pun
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:has anyone said zero dark turdy yet b/c im pretty proud of that pun
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orangesampson posted:Report puts cost of car-deer crashes at $400 million in Pennsylvania
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99% of crimes are solved because its dumb poo poo like husband shoots wife or guy robs bank and leaves wallet at the scene. when its someone who actually puts 10 minutes of planning into a crime, cops are loving useless. im surprised they havent just started lighting the forest on fire to smoke the guy out. also i really hope frein started out in the woods but then bailed on day 2 to catch a bus to mexico or something. haljordan fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Oct 4, 2014 |
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frein is going to pass away at 70 in bhutan
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anyone wanna lay odds on one trooper shooting another accidentally because theyre wholly unprepared idjits out fuckin around in the woods?
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this rook may be too high-profile for the woods *covers in deer skins, tapes horns* *sprinkles in deer piss* boy'll never see us comin now *beeps loudly in reverse*
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haljordan posted:99% of crimes are solved because its dumb poo poo like husband shoots wife or guy robs bank and leaves wallet at the scene. when its someone who actually puts 10 minutes of planning into a crime, cops are loving useless. im surprised they havent just started lighting the forest on fire to smoke the guy out. The thing is, he screwed up. The only reason they figured out it was this guy was because 3 days after the fact someone found his car in a swamp. He had accidentally driven into it with his lights off.
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brizna posted:The thing is, he screwed up. The only reason they figured out it was this guy was because 3 days after the fact someone found his car in a swamp. He had accidentally driven into it with his lights off. ehh pobody's nerfect
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achillesforever6 posted:At this point just reintroduce wolves into the environment, that will stop the deer populations. the wolf population is coming back in Minnesota and boy is everybody mad about it. doesn't matter if you prefer to hunt wolfs, pet wolfs on the head, or get eaten by wolf, people are mad mad MAD
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brizna posted:The thing is, he screwed up. I'd say all things considered he's doing pretty drat well. I'd have shot my head off first thing after murdering some troopers. Sleep in the forest, a forest WITHOUT internet? Deuces. Actually I would have just shot my own dick trying to turn off the safety and bled out while the cops probably kick me a lot. Also lol literally every cop in PA is white.
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Authorities believe they have spotted Frein from a distance, but the rough terrain made it impossible to get to him. Rough Terrain is the rooks enemy.
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rough terrain means there was a slight incline and gary left his inhaler back in the rook plus it's like 4 already and the wife is making pot pie tonight sooo what say we pick this up tomorrow boys
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This is the longest game of paintball, ever.
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if hes far away and they cant get him why doesnt he at least take a pot shot before disappearing again i thought he wanted to kill cops not play poop and seek
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Hide and feec
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the wolf population is coming back in Minnesota and boy is everybody mad about it. doesn't matter if you prefer to hunt wolfs, pet wolfs on the head, or get eaten by wolf, people are mad mad MAD I don't understand this at all, wolves are neato
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the wolf population is coming back in Minnesota and boy is everybody mad about it. doesn't matter if you prefer to hunt wolfs, pet wolfs on the head, or get eaten by wolf, people are mad mad MAD if you mad about wolves you are a stone cold dumb motherfucker
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grope proof vest posted:Hide and feec
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