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do we know if he is a goon yet? the diaper wearing is a yes but the outdoorsiness is a no
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 03:04 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 19:40 |
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i get pulled over a lot while driving in blackface
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 23:25 |
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1gnoirents posted:I mean maybe this was posted but wow, I lolled so loving hard call of duty: black ops: double secret: mission: diaper
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 18:55 |
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who do you think will cause more casualties: the sniper shooting at cops or the cops shooting at everything in sight in hopes of hitting the sniper
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 16:45 |
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big duck equals goose posted:truly, we are turding into a George Orwellian 1984 world... 1894 was not a instruction manual?!,
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 20:41 |
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i hope this manhunt goes on forever, just years of the diaper sniper popping out of the bushes to throw loaded depends and disappear while the keystone kops unload into the air and on each other
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 01:40 |
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can't coup the poop
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 03:50 |
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the woodsman's got the goods, man (look im trying here)
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 03:53 |
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change thread title to "incompetent cops hunt ninja diapers in penn"
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 04:50 |
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when i heard somebody shot a cop and fled to the woods i was like "that's a shame" because i don't jo to cop shootings but the longer it goes on the better it gets and now im actually happy someone died and hope they just send more and more cops into the woods until it becomes part of police academy
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 02:57 |
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Izumi Konata posted:a bunch of cops go on a vengeance-fueled manhunt in the woods and eventually forget their grudge while overcoming obstacles and developing lifelong friendships. slapstick lowbrow humor and fartjokes ensue. no women allowed. "how deep into the woods will these brothers in blue go to find the truth?" dicks halfway in 2015
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 03:36 |
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John Denver Hoxha posted:Lol while all the police are in the woods, the diaper sniper is taking over the town, they're gonna get home and he's mayor and declares it diaper day and they all have a big laugh about the romp in the woods, no hard feelings
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 13:11 |
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Lazyfire posted:So basically the cops are being had by the carnies from that one episode of the Simpsons. i dont watch manga sorry
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 13:56 |
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the greatest trick the diaper sniper ever pulled was convincing the pennsylvania state police he doesn't wear diapers
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 23:58 |
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Sheriff: "We have confirmed that these diapers do not belong to Eric Frein, therefore we believe he is making GBS threads directly in his pants instead. We will renew our search for soiled pants immediately."
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 02:34 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:a truly bowel-shaking halloween fright can't spook the dook
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 19:29 |
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rough terrain means there was a slight incline and gary left his inhaler back in the rook plus it's like 4 already and the wife is making pot pie tonight sooo what say we pick this up tomorrow boys
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 00:36 |
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Al Borland posted:I honestly am expecting this to happen. More cops will die from falling out of trees and friendly fire than from frein. seriously the guy shot one cop, the response seems a little disproportionate if they did find him i doubt they'd even try to apprehend him, just launch waves of bullets in his general direction
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 15:57 |
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orangesampson posted:"Bivens on Tuesday said he could not discuss the cost to taxpayers of the search because that figure did not exist. He referenced "a delay in the nature of the system used or reporting." However, he said police would "be glad" to discuss the costs as they become available. and since the operation will never be concluded there will never be a cost associated!
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 20:12 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:I think the man is bad because he killed a person. thats what i thought at first but now it's been like 30 days and it's so funny and ridiculous that it's worth one death in another 30 days he'll be a national hero
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 04:21 |
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 04:56 |
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Haverchuck posted:http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/07/us/georgia-toddler-stun-grenade-no-indictment/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 you know who else flash banged a young child? mods knew..
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 23:42 |
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left coast worst coast
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 00:19 |
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Alas Boobylon posted:realtalk, that things badass^ palestinian children don't stand a chance
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 17:26 |
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fyodor posted:sorry for seriouspost but guys they confirmed the diaper wasnt his but we can still call him diaper sniper ok. dont want you gentle folks to labor under the illusion he's literally a diap-snipe. actually some of the adult diapers were unable to be tested conclusively you can draw your own conclusions from this but i choose to believe
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 03:26 |
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Alas Boobylon posted:Ambush suspect could lose advantage as leaves fall lol if anybody thinks diaper sniper is still in the woods, he's sipping a pumpkin spice chai latte watching officers bean pole and scarf mcdonut run past the window
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 19:01 |
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Lazyfire posted:So Halloween is canceled unless they find the guy because... i think you have to kill more than one person to have a modus operandi tho?
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 13:06 |
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whoflungpoop posted:Frein Finder best post 2014
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 00:26 |
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a million a day or a billion a day, it's worth every dollar to keep
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 09:15 |
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october 19: mud-masked frein spotted in undergrowth; town evacuation urged october 31: frein appears with head of pumpkin; rides through streets on black horse november 5th: frein elected to congress in write-in shocker; overweight cops seen gathering at national monument december 25th: frein revealed as son of god, son of man; angels sing on high
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 01:55 |
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frein come to my town be my christmas miracle
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 02:58 |
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origami posted:http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20141020/NEWS/141029919 "I WILL BREAK YOU RIGHT HERE"
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 20:49 |
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Alas Boobylon posted:omg everything about that article is amazing "But while true native scouts are bulwarks for good, Frein has “gone to the dark side,” says Shane Hobel, the founder of the Mountain Scout Survival School in New York’s Hudson Valley." e: "Too few of the searchers in pictures have “mud on their knees,” observes Brown, suggesting that officers aren’t spending enough time crawling through underbrush and through small caves." that's not mud
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 21:45 |
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its like, i don't support shooting cops or even shooting fat people in general, but at the same time i love every bit of this farce and i hope it never ends until the entire pennsylvania gdp is harvested by state taxes and reinvested into hunting frein
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 21:49 |
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VendaGoat posted:
no, since there is near universal agreement among politicians that the search should continue no matter the cost
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 04:41 |
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Harry in Rio posted:the cops have repeatedly stopped this poor fucker who walks 5 miles a day, at the last id check somehow he managed to get his ribs beat up for some reason. whoa crazy cant believe this hasn't been posted before!
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 16:31 |
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VanSandman posted:I wonder when the town will get fed up and hold a town meeting to vote to kick out the cops only for the cops to bust halfway through the wall on the ROOK only to get stopped because its a lovely tiny piece of construction equipment. citations are down, cases are being dismissed, local bakeries are booming, whats to be fed up about?
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 16:57 |
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i want frein to disappear and never be heard from again and more and more cops join the search until the woods are packed with pudgy officers and 400 years from now he's just a folk figure we reference when explaining why 'cop' is another word for 'camper'
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 01:37 |
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VikingSkull posted:maybe he should shave the shaggy beard, just sayin' yeah just bow to da fuckin police state right?? you fascists make me sick
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 13:31 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 19:40 |
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oh poo poo 30 new posts please tell me he's still running free i cant bear to look e: i looked, no change, whew
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2014 23:35 |