incontinent ninja sniper hunts cops in penn.

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Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Do cops there not have helicopters with IR cameras for this poo poo?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 17:38

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Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Alas Boobylon posted:

I don't think that works unless you're chasing brown people in a desert.

I've seen Cops, that poo poo works out in the woods.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 17:42

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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VendaGoat posted:

This is a state of Emergency for PA. We'll be overrun by deer in a month's time.

The woods are already swarming with pigs :v:

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 17:49

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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PoconoHermit posted:

Top left. I ain't sayin which one is me but I'm not the black dude or the girl.

Are you the loser who forgot to bring his rifle to picture day?

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 17:28

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Don't shoot me please.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 17:28

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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FRINGE posted:

As long as those assholes are siphoning up money over a single shooting (which would never happen if it were a worthwhile farmer, engineer, whatever) hopefully several teams of them will get confused in the scary diaper-woods and shoot it out amongst themselves.

Millions of dead Cops

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 22:25

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Porky Pig.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 10:31

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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A Stupid Baby posted:

Alright I guess I can see where that would be useful, or at least evertyhing but the Roofstealer™ claw, but what the gently caress is it doing out in the woods? There are no roofs in the woods

I guess if he's somehow in a concrete bomb shelter in the woods they could try bounce it off the walls.

I imagine they just scrambled everything they had because gently caress it.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 17:08

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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"Alfred, your Diaper Sniper, how did you catch him?"

"We burnt the forest down"

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 11:26

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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SplitSoul posted:

Make love to me

# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 10:50

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Yeah this guy is going to run a red light one day in like Nevada or something in a few years. These cops will still be in the woods.

Was the campsite he had to ditch stuff at the last time they found a trace of him? They only found it cos he turned on his fuckin phone like an idiot.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 11:13

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Lazyfire posted:

So with a random tip about Frein the cops have shifted their search area 8 miles from where they were looking. At this point I'm pretty sure that the cops should just give up completely and acknowledge that Frein won.

Which one of you phoned them?

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 14:53

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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ShaqDiesel posted:

Like John Rambo
I'm a survivalist
grab my .308, head for Canadensis but soon
I got to move towards Wayne
cops
come and try to rein this Frein
these pigs wanna get this Serb booked
search every nook, bust out the Rook
they got mad when they made a flanking sweep
and all they found was a sunken Jeep
yes I'm the diaper sniper
of these woods if I get
wit the Eastern Wolves R.C.
hide from the glowstick gleam
now do you believe in the unseen?
look, but don't make ya eyes strain
a nigga like Frein is goin insane

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 17:32

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Alas Boobylon posted:

http://news.yahoo.com/schools-closed-ambush-suspect-search-area-114855934.html

they may have him cornered

Stay Safe Diaper Sniper

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 19:21

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Fabricated posted:

how long until the cops just "accidentally" set fire to every forest in the area

Also mods, please make this the background music to this thread tia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULJDtRpvyg8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc

We found a chiold playing with a turd the soize of a Tangoreen

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 19:24

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Eta on these cops going full on tribal, worshipping the long destroyed Rook, attaching glowsticks to their spears before a hunt. Kneeling before they rise for the day in tattered stabproof vests they read the sun it's Miranda Rights in thanks for rising again, for at night, The Frein hunts.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 07:06

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Oberleutnant posted:

youll never snipe this diap

I'm still pretty hype over this diap snipe.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 09:49

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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It turns out cops can't tell White dudes apart either

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 11:50

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Jonny 290 posted:

frein shoulda got a D-PENS vanity plate before he went gonzo

He got a snugger fit of huggies to stop them from Falling Down.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 11:49

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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haljordan posted:

A reminder that no one in the entire state of PA seemed to give two shits about Joe Paterno's good buddy Jerry Sandusky loving little boys on the reg for like two decades but they'll roll out the entire arsenal to find Frein.

I forgot that was PA. I now support burning the state to find Frien, who is probably faaar away.

Also lol at that goon making the same mistake as the cops in thinking a dude out hiding in the woods would know about a public announcement on tv.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 12:45