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poverty goat

geometry was invented by a indian named sohcahtoa

# ? Sep 29, 2014 06:22

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# ? May 16, 2024 03:39

cuntman.net

geometry is bullshit. circles, triangles, squares? all lies for idiots just look out the window ffor proof

do you see any circles or squares here no i dont think so

check out this cool road youll note the complete lack of "shapes"

no imaginary bullshit here just a dog

# ? Sep 29, 2014 06:25

i am he

lol

# ? Sep 29, 2014 06:28

the unabonger

pythagoras? what an absolute dick

# ? Sep 29, 2014 06:29

thewindupman

Sleepy Owl posted:

geometry is bullshit. circles, triangles, squares? all lies for idiots just look out the window ffor proof

do you see any circles or squares here no i dont think so

check out this cool road youll note the complete lack of "shapes"

no imaginary bullshit here just a dog

# ? Sep 29, 2014 06:30

the unabonger

the main gang in my school was the mathēmatikoi. they used to swirlie kids while shouting "a²+b²=c² motherfuckers"

# ? Sep 29, 2014 06:45

tradjik

fractals are good

# ? Sep 29, 2014 09:52

ulvir

tradjik posted:

fractals are good

and makes shoreline mapping a pain in the rear end

# ? Sep 29, 2014 11:09

tradjik

ulvir posted:

and makes shoreline mapping a pain in the rear end

thats what i heard from a documentary i watched

# ? Sep 29, 2014 11:15

Highly Unnecessary

Matoi Ryuko posted:

god is real

# ? Sep 29, 2014 11:34

Diqnol

Sleepy Owl posted:

geometry is bullshit. circles, triangles, squares? all lies for idiots just look out the window ffor proof

do you see any circles or squares here no i dont think so

check out this cool road youll note the complete lack of "shapes"

no imaginary bullshit here just a dog

# ? Sep 29, 2014 13:57

bog pixie

Sleepy Owl posted:

geometry is bullshit. circles, triangles, squares? all lies for idiots just look out the window ffor proof

do you see any circles or squares here no i dont think so

check out this cool road youll note the complete lack of "shapes"

no imaginary bullshit here just a dog

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:04

poverty goat

sitting dogs are actually triangles idiots

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:10

pig slut lisa: irl is good

gggiiimmmppp posted:

sitting dogs are actually triangles idiots

the typical dog is made up of 9 greater triangles and 14 lesser triangles

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:21

ulvir

pig slut lisa posted:

the typical dog is made up of 9 greater triangles and 14 lesser triangles

this is known as "the good boy theorem" in some academic circles

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:34

google THIS

some of the examples of geometry you people are giving are actually physics, i mean i guess physics is applied geometry but come on they're still technically different

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:43

Mathhole: rot in hell, wonderbread.

Haam posted:

as a mathemagician, your and rear end in a top hat, gently caress you, dick

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:04

FluffieDuckie

Jett posted:

some of the examples of geometry you people are giving are actually physics, i mean i guess physics is applied geometry but come on they're still technically different

without geometry, where would physics be?

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:05

GEExCEE

albert einstein once famously said, "Physics is the geometry of the soul," and I believe him

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:14

Diqnol

they have already disproven everything else Einstein thought up, so. . .

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:21

google THIS

FluffieDuckie posted:

without geometry, where would physics be?

it's true, without velocity vectors we would be going nowhere fast

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:26

cuntman.net

gggiiimmmppp posted:

sitting dogs are actually triangles idiots

you can draw whatever imaginary bullshit you want it doesnt mean anything

bitch

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:35

ass

gggiiimmmppp posted:

sitting dogs are actually triangles idiots

Here's a scientific photo (you can tell it is by the numbers at the top left corner) that proves this theory:

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:38

pig slut lisa: irl is good

ulvir posted:

this is known as "the good boy theorem" in some academic circles

thanks, i couldn't remember the name

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:01

Bwee

"Gee I'm a tree" - my dumbass kid who is not actually a tree

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:12

tradjik

everythign is triangles when u think about it

*taps nose*

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:37

Rick: When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Someone let me know when you use geometry once in real life.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:45

tradjik

Rick posted:

Someone let me know when you use geometry once in real life.

i'm a shooter for the us special forces son, you dont wanna know what i can do with a distance and angle

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:48

Rick: When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I got th is post from the CNN.com forums:

"Probably nothing due to how poorly the war effort is going."

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:54

Bwee

Rick posted:

I got th is post from the CNN.com forums:

"Probably nothing due to how poorly the war effort is going."

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:55

poverty goat

Rick posted:

Someone let me know when you use geometry once in real life.

I used geometric construction to find the center of the base of the cookie tin I turned into a carbon filter for my marijuana grow op

e: I drilled a hole, in the middle

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:05

FluffieDuckie

gggiiimmmppp posted:

I used geometric construction to find the center of the base of the cookie tin I turned into a carbon filter for my marijuana grow op

e: I drilled a hole, in the middle

geometry ftw

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:06

Rick: When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

I used geometric construction to find the center of the base of the cookie tin I turned into a carbon filter for my marijuana grow op

e: I drilled a hole, in the middle

Doubt it.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:13

i am he

gggiiimmmppp posted:

I used geometric construction to find the center of the base of the cookie tin I turned into a carbon filter for my marijuana grow op

e: I drilled a hole, in the middle

i totally believe you :iamafag:

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:16

Mathhole: rot in hell, wonderbread.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

I used geometric construction to find the center of the base of the cookie tin I turned into a carbon filter for my marijuana grow op

e: I drilled a hole, in the middle

i used to teach college geometry and could have used this story as inspiration

the big Jesus int he sky himself knows i could have done a lot more in that department...

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:28